Top Ten Dumbest Superpowers to Have

The Top Ten

1 Make people wet themselves by touching them

A power to humiliate others. I guess if superheroes did this to their supervillians, the evil would die out of shame.

2 Become a lightpost every time a full moon occurs

3 The Skittles touch

4 Turn on a song using your mind

5 Give people orgasm by winking

This should be a comic book series of its own! I'd never stop reading them!

6 Cupid's punch

7 Get hammered by being hugged

8 Turning to a puddle

9 Shoot coffee out off your eyes

10 Turn to a Diet Coke

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