Dumbest Things to Say During a Public Execution as a Bystander
There's an public execution going on and you as a bystander decided to say these as if it was a movie or a sitcom.The Top Ten
1 Honey, it's too romantic for us to watch. Let's kiss shall we?
2 So, is the executioner played by the one and only Johnny Depp?
No. He is played by his long lost twin brother Pped Ynnohj who plays as the British commander who only lived for 10 seconds at the beginning in the movie Gandhi: First Blood
3 What bothers me is that there is no popcorn stand around here. That is pure tragedy.
Pure national tragedy, you just can't make fun about this! This is worse than the Holocaust & 9/11! *Sarcasm*
Just found this so funny!
4 Mr. Harold shoots and he SCORES! A victory to the Firing Squad League!
5 May I add the laughtrack to lighten up the mood?
Sure you can, honey. *sarcasm*
6 Spoiler alert! The man is dead
Oh my god! The man is dead after being shot or hanged! Unbelievable!
7 I will totally re-enact that awesome scene to my little brother with a real shotgun
So cool. You will make it as a movie soon, son. *sarcasm*
8 I totally ship between the executioner and that guy who's gonna get executed. They'll be the perfect couple and have adorable kids together!
When shipping goes to the next level...
9 I totally want to have an autograph with that guy tied up in a chair after this ends
10 Imagine Filthy Frank doing this, it would be good.
The Contenders
11 Somebody call Steven Spielberg to see this. That guy laying down the floor would be excellent to star in his movies
And his skills is remarkable and perfect by only laying down the floor dead. He obviously should get an Oscar for outstanding performance!
12 Heil Hitler!
13 Did Bush do 9/11?
14 Blood's the colour I want my kitchen
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