Top Ten Dumbest Ways to Celebrate Getting 100 Followers on TheTopTens

It was only yesterday that happened but I couldn't get around it because my creativity rate was plummeting down for some reason, so... Here it is (? ) My 100 Followers special (? )
The Top Ten
1 Make a list about celebrating your 100 Followers special

I did this. Is that bad?

That's what I did... Lol

2 Unfollow everyone and message them their friendship wasn't as strong as your favorite wine
3 Join the dark side of the site and act like a troll

I agree with this list

4 Messaging people about you being the king of this site for a day and call everyone a peasant
5 Make a fake "admin" account and say that their list sucked and that their computer will self destruct

There is already a fake admin.

6 Change your profile to weird crap that doesn't make sense

Mine is already weird crap.

7 Make a depressing blog story about your past that was just copied out from a book
8 Spam comments on every list, making a poem on why each user sucks

Superhyperdude, the boy hath stupid lists
And blogs in which he throws mad fits
The work he does just has no meaning
But mocking it is so appealing

9 Spam a list about the same thing over and over again.
10 Say you quit and admit that you were a backstabber who used people for money
The Contenders
11 Bullying new users
12 Make a list called 'Top 10 Reasons Why All My Followers Are Idiots', leave comments saying 'I AM YOUR MASTER' on all of their lists, then write 'REMEMBER ME FOR THIS' on your profile.
13 Add Dimash Kudaibergen to every list
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