Best Earthworm Jim Cartoon Quotes

The Top Ten

1 "I'm just the sugar, but I'm gonna barf too, and the JELLY, JELLY BARF! JELLY BARF! BEHOLD the GOOEY SLOP of our SORROW! It's...slobber...demilro! The TWILIGHT of the CONDIMENTS...WEEP for them, WEEP FOR THEIR SORROW!!!" (Conqueror Worm)

2 "Fido! Out here in space, some people see strange things, but...not me, pal. (YAAAAAA) Like, right now, for instance; I definitely did NOT see a big worm. (YAAAAA) NOTHING STRANGE IN SPACE, NO SIRREE, LALALALALALAA..." (Sword Of Righteousness)

3 "Did a giant worm and a talking dog just walk by? Hey, lab scientists, whatever you're doing in there...CUT IT OUT!" (Conqueror Worm)

Rewriting this to match the original episode:
"Did a giant worm, a talking dog and a smiling booger just go by? (Yeah.) Hello, DNA lab? Whatever you guys are doing in there... CUT IT OUT! "

Also it's not "lab scientists", it's "DNA lab"

4 "This is going to smart like the Dickens." (Opposites Attack)

5 "I don't want a heart, I just want some of that frozen yogurt!" (Wizard Of Ooze)

6 "For the first time in my life, I feel PRETTY!" (Trout)

I always knew Peter was gay

7 "EAT DIRT, EVERYONE IN THE GENERAL VICINITY!" (Trout)

I thought he was saying "Everyone in the facility"

8 "Umm, Jim, I don't think it's meant to be eaten, I think it's meant to anchor heavy ships in a storm." (Trout)

9 "Once again, villainy is as a bug beneath your mighty heel, Jim." (Book Of Doom)

Said while they are both shrunken down to bug size and VERY clearly about to get hilariously-ironically stepped on by Psycrow

10 "I will crush you like...SOME EASILY CRUSHED THING!" (Book Of Doom)

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11 "Such strange WORDS, my lord! What does OF mean?" (Book Of Doom)

Many of the low-functioning students at my current school in a nutshell

12 "The old superheroes home! Sorry, the elderly! No, the senior! Alright, fine, the Chronologically Gifted Superheroes Home! Can we please move on before they come up with a new euthanism?! Can't say anything fun these days, can you?" (Hyper Psycrow)

13 "You're not gonna get custard on it again, are you?" (Book Of Doom)

Seriously, what the hell did he mean by that? That's kind of creepy when you put it into the context.

14 "I invented inventing!" (Hyper Psycrow)

15 "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, invalid parameters? 9,000 gigs of RAM and it can't even answer a simple question!" (Assault And Battery)

"VEGETA! What does the scouter say about Jim's stupidity level? "

16 "We are NOT doing the 'here we go again' ending on MY show! (Well, what do YOU want, Mr. Too-good-to-stand-the-cheesy-cartoon-endings?) Cue the cow!" (Hyper Psycrow)

17 "A minor setback." (Sidekicked)

Evil the Cat says that lots of times

18 "Oh my god, the dog just pooped on the table; I think we TV executives just got our new idea for a series!" (The Origin Of Peter Puppy)

19 "EAT DIRT, GIANT INSUFFERABLE SPACE ANOMALY!" (Darwin's Nightmare)

20 "Of course I'm the king of Spain! Yes I can prove it! Soy el rey de la esponja! (Uh, Jim, you just told him you're the king of sponge.)" (Bring Me The Head Of Earthworm Jim)

21 "Don't play dumb with me, you...dumb...guy." (The Egg Beater)

22 "Do I look okay to you? (Not even remotely!) Yeah? Well...YEAH!!! (Hyper Psycrow)

23 "Do you want fries with that? Or do you want to...EAT SCORCHING HELL!!!"

24 "The uncanny four-leafed clover. Can your mind withstand the horror of its many leaves?" (Trout)

25 "The first speed bump in America. Isn't it BEAUTIFUL?" (Trout)

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