Top 10 Easy Ways to Piss Off Americans

I'm an American myself and allow me to say, Americans are really easy to piss off.
The Top Ten
1 Be really racist
2 Make fun of America

This is a big one almost every American will get mad if someone insults or makes fun of America.

3 Sing a song in the worst voice possible as loud as you can

This can be done from any music genre but in a really irritating voice really loudly not specifically metal.

"No I mean in an irritating voice loudly." Repeat: Business as usual for most of what is labeled "metal."

But it's metal's modus operandi. Standard operating procedure. Business as usual. Capice?

You mean like metal.

4 Make really terrible puns or unfunny jokes
5 Drive really slowly 

True. My Dad can get really pissed off when there's that elderly person driving as slow as a slug on the road.

6 Misspell the easiest words to spell
7 Mispronounce the simplest words
8 Call them Mexican
9 Call them Donald Trump

My friends and I, we always insult each other with the rudest things we can possibly think of for fun.My friend called me trump and I was actually offended.

10 Not do what is asked of you at work
The Contenders
11 Judge religion

I don't judge religion but when people do a lot of Americans aren't well too mirth about it.

12 Joke About 9/11
13 Spit in someone's face when they're talking
14 Joke about something serious
15 Disrespect the U.S. Flag

This. I've seen cars that have an American flag bumper sticker but it's turned upside down (on purpose of course. and don't tell me they don't know what the U.S. flag looks like. Bull crap). Pisses me off big time. Like, you're here in our country, enjoying what it has to offer and you don't even have enough decency to respect us? Get out then, if you hate America so much.

16 Insult any aspect of the country

Baby Boomers & their leadership Soviet Unionized the entire hegemony

17 Claim they have an accent
18 Joke about the holocaust

You'll get instant death threats.

19 Give them a spelling test and grade them "F" for American English.
20 Tell them how you really feel when asked "how are you today?"
21 State something stupidly obvious

Now this really pisses me off

22 Be vegan and constantly tell everyone
23 Be an antivax parent
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