Ten Facts About You

The Top Ten
1 You are reading my list

This list is genius! I really like it. What! I do!

I don't know who can write these dumb facts

This list is completely pointless

2 You just looked at number 1.
3 You don't know what's at number 8 yet.
4 You just read number 8 or 3.
5 You don't know if I am smiling right now.
6 You aren't dead right now.

I died twelve minutes and forty-four seconds before reading this list. 'Strue!

7 You are reading number ten right now.

Unless I vote it up

8 You are reading this item
9 You are very confused right now
10 You weren't born 2 seconds ago.
The Contenders
11 You didn't read this before #4.
12 You didn't read #1 one second ago.
13 You are wondering "How is this a top ten list?!"
14 You are about to stop reading this
15 You are thinking about commenting something like "WTH DUDE?"
16 You are starting to get bored of this
17 You're starting to get really mad.. (If you didn't stop reading)
18 You officially are sick of me
19 You are curious to see what the tenth fact is
20 Your name possibly is Billy
21 You are human
22 You are on TheTopTens
23 You were born
24 You are very happy that you are done reading this list
25 You are disappointed the list isn't done yet
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