The Top Ten Family Guy QuotesThe best one liners from the most irreverant show on network television. Only because it is animated do the writers get away with all the stuff they do.
The Top Ten
Fabulous! So funny that it makes me laugh every single time! Watch it over and over again and I still burst out laughing!
Tears of laughter everywhere - peter is such an idiot and comedian at the same time
Hilarious. Funniest quote I've hard in a while. I love you Peter Griffin, even though you are on a cartoon television show.
I have taught this to my 4 yr old and he loves it... My wife, however, does not love it!V 11 Comments
haha i just watched that episode, came here, and saw this.. it was so funny.
One of my other favourite quotes from Peter Griffin lolV 5 Comments
This should be #1 My whole family think's this is funny. - westofohio
Oh, my mom loves this. I joke around with her. Until it actually starts to get annoying.
Stewie is a speck of Eminem and a whole load of crazy put together
It should be number 1V 16 Comments
If Quagmire didn't exist, the show, and the world as we know it, would implode into a black hole. In my humble opinion
how could this not make number 1 or at least 2 man! - manglercmj
This is simply hilarious! It should trade places with #4 because this is Quagmire's better known catchphrase. (I personally thought that one was funnier than this one but you know, a classic is a classic... ) You go Quagmire
How many time do you thing he has said thatV 12 Comments
A 'hard' one not to vote for! Giggigity, giggity, giggity!!! - MCW1966
Hilarious amazing best ever watch it forever now NOW ASDRASHDSEDRSGNDFA anyway this is like the best easily so vote for it everyone
Oh my god I saw that episode... So funny!
This is the funniest quote by Quagmire by far!
Had me dying of laughter - Ajkloth
This one cracks me up every time!
This one will never get old. Genius. All of the catchphrases are so boring now, but this one is so god damn hilarious! Love it!
I use this one all the time when I want to shut someone up! - theOpinionatedOne
LOLOL I'm gonna use that line whenever I'm asked a question like that
This is where it all falls out.. I mean come on.. Let the man of the house talk.. Laugh out loud
This is something that Fry would say in Futurama and I still love it.
It's just so funny, I mean come on guys and gals
Yup. Definitely a classic. "Leafers! "
Family guy should certainly stick to the their classic jokes. Not the ridiculousness they've now resorted to.
I agree with everyone here. This IS a classic quote.V 1 Comment
Man this one is the best from Stewie
Laugh out loud! Hysterical!
The Raain in Spain Stays Mainly in the Plains!
Actually made me poke my head out of the kitchen and ask, "What did he just say? "
Most epic quote, I physically shot Pepsi out of my nose when I saw it.
Stewie is a pervert inside a lil boy body
Best quote of the whole series by far.V 2 Comments
Thi is so funny I making a little gift myself
Stewie please come to Real Life
Stewie is my favorite. Love his diaper moments.
This is the funniest one hereV 4 Comments
Oh my. That is great! I don't think I have ever laughed that hard!
I almost pissed my pants. When I heard peter say this I knew its an instant classic.
This is hilarious. I have never laughed so hard!V 1 Comment
This is by far my favorite moment of family guy
This and when Stewie says that he's always wanted to have a sexy party. He's great
Hi, this is Anne Curtis
..could you give us next time a quotes that is all about love? Haha.thank U..
I love this! I always say it! And shapoopi hahahaha BUTT SCRATCHER! Family guy is totally awesome :-) oh god I need to go watch family guy now!
Love it! My fiance and I first bonded over our love of this show and still to this day randomly start shouting this line. Always brings a smile to both of our faces. Two Thumbs Up!
This is probably my favorite Family Guy reference of all. I also love Roadhouse; that's high on the list too.V 1 Comment
Should definitely be higher up! I love this one!V 1 Comment
Love this one, especially Brian's reaction to it afterwardV 1 Comment
I can do a good herbert impressionV 3 Comments
This was around the time when Brian was used as a more intelligent character to Peter's idiocy. In any case, good stuff.
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Top Remixes (11)
2. Her fists are so dangerous she's not allowed to be a lesbian. - Brian Griffin
3. Eh, you're overreacting Lois and you can't spell overreacting without ovary... 'cause you're a girl. - Peter
2. Because you touch yourself at night - Museum tour guide to a child Peter Griffin after asking why the dinosaurs died
3. No Quagmire, we're not esupposed to! - Peter
2. Baba Booey! Baba Booey! Howard Stern's penis! - Peter Griffin
3. I've got an idea--an idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I'm talking about. - Peter Griffin
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