Funniest and Dumbest Ways to Die

The Top Ten
1 Try to put out fire with an oil hose
2 Point an RPG rocket at your face and shoot it

Well now that was a rocket full

3 Eat a poisoned burrito
4 Strangle yourself to death

It would be better if we use our own hands for this job.

5 Shoot the sun with a RPG and make it fall on you
6 Look at the operational side of the portal gun

-spontaneously combusts into tacos-

7 Shoot at a police officer
8 Attempt to break out of an insane asylum
9 Drive your helicopter into a building on purpose

Sadly, some people do this with harming others as the objective.

10 Starving in a Walmart when you have $/£6000 in your pocket

I don't know how much that is compared to US Dollars, but it looks like a lot. You just have to spend a few dollars. If you want to save money buy 4 loaves of bread and live on that for a month.

The Contenders
11 Drive your car into a nuclear facility

Homer did something similar in Tapped Out's prologue. However, he was using his myPad on the job. Damn it, Homer Simpson

12 Let somebody shoot a bullet down your throat
13 Trying to put a fire out with kerosene
14 Trying to get toast out of a toaster with a fork
15 Throw a chainsaw straight up
16 Bungee Jumping with Pantyhose
17 Jumping out a window
18 Trying to eat a whole Big Mac in one bite and choke
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