Top Ten Funniest Family Guy Quotes

The Top Ten

1 You all the think this goodwill falls from the freakin sky?! Well it doesn't! It's falls from my holly jolly butt!

I feel kinda bad of Lois.

It's by Lois Griffin

2 Mummy mum mama mummy mummy mummy Hi - Stewie Griffin

3 NONONONO! - Cleveland

4 What the deuce? - Stewie

5 You'd better watch who you're calling a child, Lois. Because if I'm a child, you know what that makes you? A Pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna be lectured by a pervert. - Peter Griffin

6 Attention Restaurant Customers, Testicles,That Is All - Peter

7 No, No - Consuela

8 Giggity giggity giggity - Quagmire

9 Dance with me Lois, dance the dance of life - Peter

10 Wait, wait, Quagmire, remember what's on the other side - Quagmire

The Contenders

11 Oh my God! Who the hell cares - Peter Griffin

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