Top 10 Funniest Fruits and Vegetables
What is not funny about a banana? It's yellow, it's phallic, and monkeys love em. You can slice one up and put it in a cream pie and throw it in the face of foreign dignitaries then slip on the peel as you try to run away laughing. No other fruit or vegetable really offers that.
It has such a funny form! Hey! What are you thinking of?
You know I've never seen anybody slip on a banana peel...
I hate them they taste horrible but I like the word
It's funny when someone wants to put lemon to his food and he presses so hard it ends up on his eye.
Put a lime in it for extra laughs
Reminds me of Monty Python!
I've put habanero sauce in my mother's tea before. She could have killed me.
Eat one and you'll see how funny it is.
It can be annoying though...
Annoying orange lol
The carrot is a root vegetable, usually orange in colour, though purple, black, red, white, and yellow cultivars exist. Carrots are a domesticated form of the wild carrot, Daucus carota, native to Europe and southwestern Asia.Haha, Keyson! I was going to vote cucumber because of their taste (! ) and I love them, but this made me laugh!
Great list!
Ya mean two of them and some woman puts them on her chest?
Especially when there are two of them. Double the fun!
Don't ask me why this one's funny.
