Top Ten Funniest Harry Biscuit Quotes from Bleak Expectations
Harry Biscuit is easily one of the funniest sitcom characters in existence. Here are some of his best lines.The Top Ten
1 Pip: "We need to escape!" Harry: "That's a good idea, Pip; wish I'd thought of it."
2 Pip: "We need to find Pippa!" Harry: "Yes, your sister." Pip: "And your wife, Harry!" Harry: "Yes. I certainly hadn't forgotten that."
3 "No-one has left this place alive. No-one. Apart from one boy, and he was dead."
How very definite, this quote.
4 "Ah... but does it not say in the Bible... Leave me alone, I'm miserable!"
5 "I have invented an unbreakable bottle! *smash* It needs more work."
6 "This is a new sweet for sheep. I call it the 'Baa Humbug'."
7 Pip: "I'm in love, you know. Have you ever been in love?" Harry: "No. Although I have been in Hove. Are they similar?" Pip: "Roughly. But love has no fear of old people."
Haha love this! I was born and spent my childhood near Hove.
8 Pip: "Surely they'll recognise me." Harry: "You could go in disguise." Pip: "Terrible idea." Gently: "You could go in disguise." Pip: "Excellent idea!" Harry: "Oh! Aw, referee!"
9 "That is an enormous book, Pip. It must have taken you over 200 years to write. Which means... we're in the future!"
In the same way, if I write something that takes me an hour, I can plunge an hour into the future!
10 "Thing is, I'm very good at getting fat. I only need to look at a piece of cheese, and I put on half a stone."
The Contenders
11 Pippa: "Harry, you're so good in the sack." Harry; "I LOVE pretending to be a potato!"
How exactly could I forget this one?
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