Top Ten Funniest Lord of the Rings Related Pick-up Lines
This is the start of my new list series of pick-up line related lists. Stay tuned for more.The Top Ten
1 One ring to keep us together...
Hmm.. Pretty cheesy, but quite sweet really if it comes from the heart.
It may sound good here, but really, it's cheesy.
2 Are you sure you're not a Balrog? Because you light up the room and the mountains.
3 Let me be Sauron and you be Mount Doom, so I can forge magic in your fires.
But once Frodo gets there, my heart will explode. Or more specifically, my eye will explode.
Some of these lines are just perverted
4 Be my PRECIOUS!
5 I'm like Sauron's ring; if you touch me, I give you the eye.
6 Let me explore your hobbit hole.
When I said this one to my family, for SOME reason, they disliked it.
7 You're glowing so brightly, there must be orcs nearby.
"Yes. It's you. Now leave me alone! "
That get you thinking
8 Babe, I can make you scream like a Nazgûl.
That is more disturbing...
9 I’d love to climb your Lonely Mountain.
Is their a double meaning? 'Cause I find it funny.
10 Gimli more!
When my finger goes through your ring for the first time... It's like I never wanna stop.
This one is awful. But give me credit where it's due.
The Contenders
11 If good looks were a weapon, you could destroy the world of Men
That's what I meant, was hoping it wasnt too late to change it. Crap. Just ignore the other one
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