Funniest Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Quotes

The most hilarious quotes from Spongebob's favorite grey-headed superheroes, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy!
Of course, some of these are a lot funnier in context so I've included the episode names.

The Top Ten

1 "We have to get back those stolen naggy daddies!"

2 "Eeeeviiiill!!"

Classic, just classic.

3 "I'm tired of playing second banana to a man who wears a bra!"

4 "If you don't get out of here, then by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife."

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy

5 "The rain in Spain stays mainly on the...space! The final countdown. Stick to the...stick to the...Lou, my darling! Lou!"

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture

6 "Sure! Power's all in the costume! Why else would we run around in colored undies?"

The anime Kill la Kill in a nutshell.

7 "To the chiropractor, awaayyy!!"

8 Holy seacow, it's that Sponge-kid!"

9 "You don't even remember breakfast, you old coot."

Lol, these guys can always make my day

10 "Oh my Neptune! He's been horribly disfigured!" [to Spongebob]

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