Funniest Metal Band Names

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21 Lamb of God Lamb of God Lamb of God is an American heavy metal band from Richmond, Virginia. Formed in 1994, the group consists of vocalist Randy Blythe, guitarists Mark Morton and Willie Adler, bassist John Campbell, and drummer Chris Adler.

Just...too weird. I can imagine how odd their fans sound.

Our cool top tenner gemcloben is their fan and he doesn't sound odd. - Metal_Treasure

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22 Vodka Humor
23 Smelly Pedros
24 Cannabis Corpse Cannabis Corpse Cannabis Corpse is a marijuana-themed death metal band, formed in Virginia in 2006. Their band name is a parody of Cannibal Corpse. Cannabis Corpse songs are fully original but their album and song titles are parodies of many death metal bands' album and song titles (e.g. "Tube of the Resinated" vs ...read more.

I'd put this in the top 10. They are a Cannibal Corpse parody band. They take their song and album names and insert weed puns.

Songs: I C** Bud, I Will Smoke You, Skull Full of Bong Hits, Mummified in Bong Water. - ryanrimmel

25 Twisted Sister Twisted Sister Twisted Sister is an American heavy metal band originally from Ho-Ho-Kus, New Jersey, and later based in Long Island, New York.

Funeral for a friend? Really? They aren't even metal! I would barely consider twisted sister to be metal, but oh well. amusing name. - ThatStrangeKid42

"Do you have Twisted Sister? " I can only imagine the reply. Haha! - Britgirl

This one actually deserves to be on the list - SirSkeletorThe3rd

This band isn't really metal, also some other bands on this list aren't metal - Metal_Treasure

26 Slipknot Slipknot Slipknot is a Nu Metal band formed in 1995 from Iowa . The band released their first album in 1999 and was well received by critics and fans. The group gained success after the release of their second studio album, "Iowa". ...read more.
27 Slayer Slayer Slayer is an American thrash metal band from Huntington Park, California, formed in 1981 by guitarists Jeff Hanneman and Kerry King.

I think this is one of the most badass band names - ryanrimmel

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28 We Butter the Bread With Butter
29 Adolf Satan
30 Abörted Hitler C***

What is up with metal bands and Hitler

31 Sick Puppies Sick Puppies Sick Puppies is an Australian rock band, formed in 1997. Sick Puppies rose to prominence in 2006 when their song "All the Same" was uploaded along with a video to YouTube.

This is such a stupid name, but they're not metal

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32 Rotting Christ Rotting Christ Rotting Christ is a Greek extreme metal band formed in 1987. They are noted for being one of the first black metal bands within this region, as well as a premier act within the European underground metal scene.

Melodic black metal from Greece - ryanrimmel

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33 Five Star Prison Cell
34 Rammstein Rammstein Rammstein is a German Neue Deutsche Härte and Industrial Metal band consisting of Till Lindemann (vocals), Richard Kruspe (guitar), Paul Landers (guitar), Oliver Riedel (electric bass), Christoph Schneider (drums) and Christian Lorenz (keyboard), that formed in 1994 in Berlin . ...read more.

Rammstein, Lamb of God and Slipknot are all firm favourites of my brother's. Ugh to them all! - Britgirl

35 Epica Epica Epica is a Dutch symphonic metal band, founded by guitarist and vocalist Mark Jansen after his departure from After Forever. V 1 Comment
36 Children Of Bodom Children Of Bodom Children Of Bodom is a melodic death metal band from Espoo, Finland. Formed in 1993, the group currently consists of Alexi Laiho, Janne Wirman, Henkka Seppälä, Jaska Raatikainen and Daniel Freyberg.
37 Agoraphobic Nosebleed Agoraphobic Nosebleed Agoraphobic Nosebleed is a grindcore band formed in 1994 in Springfield, Massachusetts, United States.
38 Mr. Bungle Mr. Bungle
39 Marilyn Manson & the Spooky Kids
40 Limp Bizkit Limp Bizkit Limp Bizkit is an American nu metal band from Jacksonville, Florida, formed in 1994. Their lineup consists of Fred Durst, Sam Rivers, John Otto, and Wes Borland.

This is a horrible name for a horrible band - SirSkeletorThe3rd

This band sucks and their name is not funny it is just as immature as their music

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