1 Nice toy. - Sid (Toy Story)
What's wrong Sid, don't you wanna play with Sally?
2 It’s. Just. Boris! - Boris (Men in Black 3)
3 I want him found. Not tomorrow, not after breakfast, NOW. – Norton (The Shawshank Redemption)
4 My stomach feels all queasy. I shouldn't have eaten that pot pie. - Dru (Despicable Me 3)
That part makes me laugh all the time.
5 So long gayboys! - Mr. Chow (The Hangover)
6 Gas man. How the hell do they know that I got gas? - Joe "Mental" Mentalino (Dumb and Dumber)
That's my favorite scene in the whole movie. Makes me laugh every time!
7 Who are you calling dummy, dummy? - Slappy the Dummy (Goosebumps)
He may be a ventriloquist dummy, but he's no dummy. He's very clever, intelligent and knows what he's doing. But he wants to be called a dummy anyway?
I meant "who" wants to be called a dummy? My bad.
8 Why is he leaving town? No one ever leaves town! See what he's up to. - Aloysius O'hare (The Lorax)
9 Make the most tonight twinkle toes because you won't like tomorrow! - Diesel 10 (Thomas and the Magic Railroad)
10 For I beheld satan, as he fell frrrom heaven!!! Like lightttniiing!!! - M. Bison (Street Fighter)
The Contenders
11 Aww, shucks, you're giving me, oh what's the word, Goosebumps? - Slappy the Dummy (Goosebumps)
I absolutely love Slappy. He's so good at being bad and so funny at the same time. And his laugh sounds like a combination of creepy and funny. Makes me laugh all the time!
12 I can hear you. Sergeant Slappy, ready to protect and serve - Slappy the Dummy (Goosebumps)
Lorainne: You're a -
Slappy: Don't say it.
Lorainne: Talking -
Slappy: Don't do it.
Lorainne: Dummy.
Slappy: You said it. You have the right to remain silent.
13 Ha ha, sorry folks, I'd slow down, but I can't reach the brake! - Slappy the Dummy (Goosebumps)
The Haunted Car was doing most of the driving. Slappy was more steering than driving.
14 I wanna ride the pony - Sid Phillips (Toy Story)
I think Sid may have a kinder side to him even if it doesn't really show.
15 I've got a turtle head poking out - Fat Bastard (Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me)
Fat Bastard has many of the funniest quotes in the trilogy.
16 The toys! The toys are alive! - Sid Phillips (Toy Story)
Sid really learns a good lesson after this.
17 What the...? I didn't have any corn! - Fat Bastard (Austin Powers: Goldmember)
That makes me laugh every time!
18 That was quite a load to have to explode. What a lovely lass. I had to blow up your ass. But now I must hit the road - Leprechaun (Leprechaun 3)
One of his best quotes. And like all of his quotes, he says it in rhyme.
19 You got a beautiful town here Ted. Lots of fun stuff to occupy your short attention span. Why I can't think of any reason you'd ever wanna go outside of town again ever - Aloysius O'hare (The Lorax)
20 Nah haha. I say let it die! Let it die, Let it die, let it shrivel up and, come on who's with me huh? - Aloysius O'hare (The Lorax)
21 You listen to me, boy. Don't go poking around in things you don't understand, or I'll be your worst nightmare. I'm Frankenstein's head on a spider's body! - Aloysius O'hare (The Lorax)
22 Kids these days. They just don't get scarred like they used to. - Mr. Waternoose (Monsters Inc)
23 Thanks Jake, I'm gettin all emotional, 'might just give you a big wet kiss! - Miles Quaritch (Avatar)
24 I bet you have on a thong made of licorice, don't you? - Buddy Love (The Nutty Professor)
25 Scaring the Little Girl?! - Craig Toomey (The Langoliers)