Top Ten Funniest Quotes from Team Fortress 2

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The Top Ten
1 "Here Lies Scout, He Ran Fast and He Died a Virgin" - Spy
2 "DID YOU WISH FOR HEAVY TO KILL YOU? WISH GRANTED!" - Heavy
3 "Would You Like A Second Opinion? You Are Also Ugly!" - Medic
4 "You Are Dead, No Big Surprise" - Heavy
5 "Oh Soldier! Who Could Replace You? ANYONE!" - Spy
6 "Say Goodbye To Your Kneecaps, Chucklehead!" - Scout
7 "Scotland Is not A Country, You Are An Englishman With A Kilt!" - Soldier
8 "I Just Bagged The World's Fattest Man!" - Sniper
9 "What Sick Man Send Babies To Fight Me?" - Heavy
10 "We Lose,But They Do Not Win?" - Heavy
The Contenders
11 "Pornography starring your mother will be the SECOND worst thing that happens to you today." - Spy
12 "I'm drunk, you don't have an excuse!"- Demoman
13 Don't feel bad; you did a fine job tossing your little balls around! - Spy
14 Pootis Spencer Here - Heavy Weapons Guy
15 Nope - Engineer
16 Let us dance, gentlemen! Dance like no one's shooting at us! - Spie
17 In my Medical Opinion that Hat looks Ridiculous. Here's a Second Opinion, YOU'RE DEAD!!! HA HA!!!- Herr Doktoberfest
18 All of you are Dead! - Heavy
19 Need a dispenser here!- Scout
20 Nevermind the bullets, how much all these Coffins costin ya? - Engineer
21 DID ZE FRAULEINS HAVE THEIR MITTELSCHMERZ - Medic
22 Oktoberfest!- Medic
23 Oops! That was not Medicine! - Medic
24 You know what you and Jane Austen have in common? You're both dead women....... - Sniper
25 May I borrow your earpiece? (mimicking Scout) 'This is Scout! Rainbows make me cry! Over!' - Spy
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