Top Ten Funniest South Park Quotes

The Top Ten

1 You're watching E News. That's how low you suck - Anchor Tom

2 There are no stupid questions, just stupid people - Mr. Garrison

3 No we haven't seen it, we're just reporting it - Anchor Tom

You don't know how honestly true you said it!

4 What seems to be the officer, problem? - Randy Marsh

5 We have a turd in the punch bowl - Barack Obama

6 I'm not you're friend, guy - Terrence

7 He must have a huge bone in his a**, then - Kyle Brovlovski

8 Well I sneaked around my mom's closet too, and saw what I'm getting: The UltraVibe Pleasure 2000 - Eric Cartman

Is this a masturbation reference?

9 Herro, Sh***y Wok, taka orda prea -Lu Kim

10 Wash him with the soap and dry him off with the sock - Eric Cartman

The Contenders

11 Screw you guys I'm going home - Eric Cartman

12 A dead baby = an F for the parents. - Mr. Garrison

13 How would you like to suck my balls - Eric Cartman

14 What you're son needs now is tender, loving MEDICATION. Lot's of medication. - Dr. Janus

15 Scissor Me Timbers! - Mrs. Garrison

16 I'm not just sure, I'm H.I.V Positive - Eric Cartman

17 Eric, did you just take a crap on my desk? - Mr. Garrison

18 Are you gonna rape us? - Butters

19 NO KITTY! - Eric Cartman

20 We interrupt this program to bring you loud static - News Anchor

21 If dolphins are so smart, why do they live in igloos? - Eric Cartman

22 If there are any questions you may direct them to that brick wall - John Warsog

23 I have prepared a statement on behalf of the network: F*** you! - John Warsog

24 You'll have to excuse my language: I don't think Caitlyn Jenner is a hero - PC Principle

25 Oh Herro Prease - Eric Cartman

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