Top 10 Funniest Ways To Break Up With Someone

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1
Say you're going to the restroom, then run.

2Ignore all calls for weeks, then say to him/her I was asleep
Laugh out loud this one is so funny! I was asleep, ya know... I had this great yawn and I just; dropped off! Soz, dude.
Will gonna work for sure..

3Say "bye bitch!"

4Guy - Hey, that's my ex's house! Girl - Wait...THAT'S MY HOUSE!
This one is hilarious! I saw it first on a vine.

5Say "you do want to see a magic trick?" "Poof, your single, and then run away screaming "im a wizard!"

6Pretend you're gay
My friend told her ex she was lez (even though shes not) over text. I felt so bad for him.

happyhappyjoyjoy

Hay... if its the reaction you want its the reaction youll get. It would work.

fireinside96

Actually done this before lol
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7Answer his/her call and say "hello oh hey (other name that isn't theirs), I think we should break up"
I would hurt someone if this ever happened to me most likely him!
I would be so mad if someone did this to me!

8Say: "I got my vision back and I think we should break up"

9Propose to her and when she opens up the ring box there is just a trollface inside!
That is massively cruel. Don't do this.

PositronWildhawk

I did this to my girlfriend and she was so pissed and I laughed so hard!

Norrisofchuck

Laugh out loud. Very funny. But don't try to do this.

10Play nonstop breakup songs while you are with them.

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11Go on her computer, write a letter on MS paint, wait for her to come back then whilst she reads it, leave.

12Act really happy when you break up with her/him, then leave him/her going 'WTF?'
I did that once laugh out loud

13Say you're in love with a -insert celebrity name here- and you're going to find him/her
This wouldn't work - he'd never believe me if I told him I was in love with Lady Gaga!

Britgirl


14Accuse them of double dipping

15Through a text.

16Commit a crime and go to prison for a while
I add that it wouldn't work, cause once you go to prison you'll get another partner, now replace partner with "prison rapist", and replace "you'll get another" with "you'll get touched by a", yeah... , don't sound like a good thing to do.

PotBellyPup

Retarded, but could work.

PotBellyPup


17Pretend that you're the lost twin brother/twin sister and he/she send you to break up.
Oh my god this would be hilarious! I should do this once!

18Draw a image of her on MS paint of her being murdered, leave it on, then wait for the reaction

19Say you're sterile

20Say "it's not me it's you"
I'm not this obnoxious, I think you have to be a little sympathetic in this situation. You can't hurt their feelings!

lovemusic


21You slap him in the face in run

22Say: "I'm in love with my dog, I think she's prettier than you"
That's so funny! You know, it's funny in an insulting way, but still hilarious. If my guy would say that to me I would just laugh! It's so hilarious, come on guys! I actually liked the "I got my vision back" and "pretending you're gay" stuff.

23Talk about another person the whole time your with them

24Get Siri to Say: I'm Sorry, But I'm Breaking Up With You

25Walk by a pool and push them in then run and scream, "I don't think we should see each other!" Then look at their body like you want them back.

26Ask a friend to call you while you're with them pretending to be an angry spouse

27Say that you have to leave earth to fight an alien invasion
What if it actually happened

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