Top 10 Funniest Ways To Break Up With Someone


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1Say you're going to the restroom, then run.
2Ignore all calls for weeks, then say to him/her I was asleep

Will gonna work for sure..

Laugh out loud this one is so funny! I was asleep, ya know... I had this great yawn and I just; dropped off! Soz, dude.

3Guy - Hey, that's my ex's house! Girl - Wait...THAT'S MY HOUSE!

This one is hilarious! I saw it first on a vine.

4Say "you do want to see a magic trick?" "Poof, your single, and then run away screaming "im a wizard!"
5Say "bye bitch!"
6Pretend you're gay

My friend told her ex she was lez (even though shes not) over text. I felt so bad for him. - happyhappyjoyjoy

Hay... if its the reaction you want its the reaction youll get. It would work. - fireinside96

Actually done this before lol

I do this a lot

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7Propose to her and when she opens up the ring box there is just a trollface inside!

I did this to my girlfriend and she was so pissed and I laughed so hard! - Norrisofchuck

That is massively cruel. Don't do this. - PositronWildhawk

Laugh out loud. Very funny. But don't try to do this.

8Go on her computer, write a letter on MS paint, wait for her to come back then whilst she reads it, leave.
9Act really happy when you break up with her/him, then leave him/her going 'WTF?'

I was happy so this was hilarious she started to cry but she broke up with me I was lost but still funny

I did that once laugh out loud

10Accuse them of double dipping

Double dip again. See what happens.

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?Girl: Want to see a magic trick? Boyfriend: Sure. Girl: Poof your single.
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11Say you're in love with a -insert celebrity name here- and you're going to find him/her

This wouldn't work - he'd never believe me if I told him I was in love with Lady Gaga! - Britgirl

12Commit a crime and go to prison for a while

I add that it wouldn't work, cause once you go to prison you'll get another partner, now replace partner with "prison rapist", and replace "you'll get another" with "you'll get touched by a", yeah... , don't sound like a good thing to do. - PotBellyPup

Retarded, but could work. - PotBellyPup

13Pretend that you're the lost twin brother/twin sister and he/she send you to break up.

Oh my god this would be hilarious! I should do this once!

14Draw a image of her on MS paint of her being murdered, leave it on, then wait for the reaction

Laugh out loud I'm gonna do that to my boyfriend

15Say "it's not me it's you"
16You slap him in the face in run
17Say: "I got my vision back and I think we should break up"
18Play nonstop breakup songs while you are with them.
19Answer his/her call and say "hello oh hey (other name that isn't theirs), I think we should break up"

I would hurt someone if this ever happened to me most likely him!

I would be so mad if someone did this to me!

20Say: "I'm in love with my dog, I think she's prettier than you"
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1. Say "bye bitch!"
2. Say you're going to the restroom, then run.
3. Ignore all calls for weeks, then say to him/her I was asleep



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