Top 10 Funniest Ways To Break Up With Someone


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1Say you're going to the restroom, then run.
2Ignore all calls for weeks, then say to him/her I was asleep

Laugh out loud this one is so funny! I was asleep, ya know... I had this great yawn and I just; dropped off! Soz, dude.

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3Guy - Hey, that's my ex's house! Girl - Wait...THAT'S MY HOUSE!

This one is hilarious! I saw it first on a vine.

4Say "you do want to see a magic trick?" "Poof, your single, and then run away screaming "im a wizard!"V1 Comment
5Say "bye bitch!"
6Pretend you're gay

My friend told her ex she was lez (even though shes not) over text. I felt so bad for him. - happyhappyjoyjoy

Hay... if its the reaction you want its the reaction youll get. It would work. - fireinside96

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7Propose to her and when she opens up the ring box there is just a trollface inside!

I did this to my girlfriend and she was so pissed and I laughed so hard! - Norrisofchuck

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8Act really happy when you break up with her/him, then leave him/her going 'WTF?'

I was happy so this was hilarious she started to cry but she broke up with me I was lost but still funny

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9Go on her computer, write a letter on MS paint, wait for her to come back then whilst she reads it, leave.
10Accuse them of double dipping

Double dip again. See what happens.

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?Tell them hey ya know you really remind me of the person I'm about to break up with
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11Say you're in love with a -insert celebrity name here- and you're going to find him/her

This wouldn't work - he'd never believe me if I told him I was in love with Lady Gaga! - Britgirl

12Commit a crime and go to prison for a while

I add that it wouldn't work, cause once you go to prison you'll get another partner, now replace partner with "prison rapist", and replace "you'll get another" with "you'll get touched by a", yeah... , don't sound like a good thing to do. - PotBellyPup

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13Pretend that you're the lost twin brother/twin sister and he/she send you to break up.

Oh my god this would be hilarious! I should do this once!

14Draw a image of her on MS paint of her being murdered, leave it on, then wait for the reaction

Laugh out loud I'm gonna do that to my boyfriend

15Say "it's not me it's you"
16Say: "I got my vision back and I think we should break up"
17Play nonstop breakup songs while you are with them.
18You slap him in the face in run

Totally doing this

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19Girl: Want to see a magic trick? Boyfriend: Sure. Girl: Poof your single.
20Answer his/her call and say "hello oh hey (other name that isn't theirs), I think we should break up"

I would hurt someone if this ever happened to me most likely him!

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Top Remixes

1. Say "bye bitch!"
2. Say you're going to the restroom, then run.
3. Ignore all calls for weeks, then say to him/her I was asleep



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