Top 10 Funniest Ways to Die

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1
Listening to Justin Bieber for too long
This is actually a proven way to kill any heterosexual man, if they do not commit suicide first.
Death is a very serious thing. I couldn't believe someone made a list of funniest ways to die. When I saw this I laughed out loud though.
, THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO MY BFF'S COUSIN'S NEIGHBOR'S BFF'S MOM'S BOYFRIEND maybe...

MaxAttaxSportz

[Newest]Its funny, but the others are better.

2Dying whilst making a list of the 'Top 10 funniest ways to die'
That would be kind of creepy!

moose4life19

Going through a mcdonalds drive through and order like 10 burgers 20 fries and take the fries and shove them up your nose and say WOOGLEBOOGLE AND DRIVE STRAIT INTO a pole.

xoxoxGraceLubsYu

You would be dying doing something on your list
[Newest]That would be awesome!

3Telling your parents 'I'M GONNA BE SOMEBODY!!' then getting hit by a bus
This is hilarious! I cracked up when I heard this. This should be number one. We all know your dead if your listening to JB
It's great just like in T.V. when they say I'm gonna be somebody then just get killed.

Ha isn't it funny!
That would be a legendary death
[Newest]"Another One Bites The Dust"!... Er... "Another One Rides The Bus! "

Pony


4Attempting to poop but head explodes due to too much pressure
I can imagine this happening. Massive L.O.L.

PositronWildhawk

How horrible would it be to find that guys body?!
How long has he/she been holding it in
[Newest]Did this once and snot came out


5Having a huge rant about how odd it is someone dying from swine flu, then dying from swine flu
this is so how I would die cause I do this all the time! hahahahahahahahahaha lolz

ballaboi17


6Accidently beating yourself up
How could you beat your self up? I happen to have a very good looking face and why would I want to ruin my beautiful reflection?
Unless if a demon is inside of you than of course you could beat yourself up.
Me and my friends had played truth or dare and then they told me to do the same thing

7The funniest way to die is by laughing, of course
And at the last moment watch yourself having grown six pack abs!

abhinandannitresrivatsa

Laugh out loud this is joke
Definitely, I laugh way to hard and I hope this to be the way I die. Nice thought.
[Newest]I actually laughed when I read this.

8Playing a video game for too long
That's funny but true because you could act like the real world is a video game and step in front of a car and try to flip the car.
That actually was on spike's 1000 ways to die. Sitting for 3 days straight without using the bathroom slows the blood flow, and when you finally get up, the blood flow speeds up to a ridiculous rate and makes your heart explode. The heart was unable to process that amont of blood.
This actually happened to a guy playing WOW.

9Jumping off a skyscraper, then being sniped midway
That snipers really skilled!
What would that be? Irony? Like you're being hunted by the mob but you want to shove it to them by offing your self first only to end up killed by them any way...
You are shot, almost killed, land in a tree, get a branch stuck in your arm, fall off onto a rock, live, but then die because you tripped on the sidewalk.

10Waiting in agony on 12-21-2012, then the world ends the day after
I would laugh my head off... Despite the fact that, you know, Id be dead and all...
I thought it was really rather funny when I read it!
It just stood out too me.
Damn it! I just left my doomsday bunker!

ethanmeinster

[Newest]Good thing it's 2015.

The Contenders

11Threatening a guy online to come round your house (giving away your address) then watching him actually going to your house, with a gun
If someone threatens me... I'd love to do this one! I wouldn't kill the guy though, but I'd laugh my guts out at him pissing himself with knees shaking. It would be more funny if this guy is a Justin Beiber fan.
Angry internet users. Laugh out loud.

12Being hit by a car, then whilst in the air, hitting another car.
I have seen this happen before and I would love to just watch it over, and over. I dare you to watch it one time without peeing your pants if laughter
Megumi Shimizu from the horror anime Shiki...
This was literally her death!
Watching a marathon of Barney and Dora. Just added that.

13Going through a McDonald's drive through and order 10 burgers 20 fries and take the fries and shove them up your nose and say woogleboogle and drive straight into a pole.
I almost shat myself laughing at this... laugh out loud

benhos

My friend does this all the time except the pole but 😂👌😂👌
Ha ha ha funny!
[Newest]That is too funny!

14Hard crotch kick
Hey baby wanna get some coffee... aaaaahhhh what the HELL! awwwww (dies)

SmoothCriminal

Hey this is the easyiest way to kill somebody I'll go do this on...

SmoothCriminal

Wow and there is an actual sports player that is in serious problem right now after he got his crotch... Well he's in the hospital right now...
[Newest]Oh I should do this to my annoying friend

15Death by monkeys
The last thing I heard was a muffled, "EEK, EEK, EEK! "! Roughly translated to: <CONTENT DELETED BY the-top-tens.com>

MaxAttaxSportz


16Falling from the chair
My friend just feel off a chair she was laughing to death
Umm... I'm falling from the chair a lot, but I'm not dead. Only babies can die outta that.
I fell off a chair and laughed almost to death

17For the owner of TheTopTens to come to your house and say 'here's for the crap list' and then proceeding to kill you
Sorry owner. No killings, please?
And how do you know my address?

18Being machine gunned to death by a cheesecake
"ahh I will never forget you cheesecake! "
Lol, how in the world is that possible?

Pony

And the cherry pulls the trigger

19Getting stabbed by your three year old
what the crap do 3 year olds think they are

carvandog

That nearly happens in the simpsons when Maggie copies Itchy and Scratchy
I think this explains Stewie Griffin from Family Guy. Ha ha ha.

Pikachulover1

[Newest]That would be funny cousin would say hey this is for you saying that I am cute

20Reading a full article on Miley Cyrus on wikipedia, then dying from exhaustion.
people need to listen to real music I should be able to die reading about the beatles who were here A LOT longer
True story! Or even worse - listening to WRECKING BALL.

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