Top 10 Funniest Ways to Die


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1Listening to Justin Bieber for too long

This is actually a proven way to kill any heterosexual man, if they do not commit suicide first.

Death is a very serious thing. I couldn't believe someone made a list of funniest ways to die. When I saw this I laughed out loud though.


Just I can't tell.. - 05yusuf09

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2Dying whilst making a list of the 'Top 10 funniest ways to die'

That would be kind of creepy! - moose4life19

Going through a mcdonalds drive through and order like 10 burgers 20 fries and take the fries and shove them up your nose and say WOOGLEBOOGLE AND DRIVE STRAIT INTO a pole. - xoxoxGraceLubsYu

You would be dying doing something on your list

That would be awesome!

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3Telling your parents 'I'M GONNA BE SOMEBODY!!' then getting hit by a bus

This is hilarious! I cracked up when I heard this. This should be number one. We all know your dead if your listening to JB

It's great just like in T.V. when they say I'm gonna be somebody then just get killed.

Ha isn't it funny!

That would be a legendary death

I'm gonna be somebody! Well, you're dead... - RiverClanRocks

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4Accidently beating yourself up

How could you beat your self up? I happen to have a very good looking face and why would I want to ruin my beautiful reflection?

Unless if a demon is inside of you than of course you could beat yourself up.

Me and my friends had played truth or dare and then they told me to do the same thing

Wait a minute, what? - Donut

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5Attempting to poop but head explodes due to too much pressure

I can imagine this happening. Massive L.O.L. - PositronWildhawk

How horrible would it be to find that guys body?!

How long has he/she been holding it in

Wait, does the poop come out? Maybe not the right end, but does it? I need to know! - Donut

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6Going through a McDonald's drive through and order 10 burgers 20 fries and take the fries and shove them up your nose and say woogleboogle and drive straight into a pole.

I almost shat myself laughing at this... laugh out loud - benhos

My friend does this all the time except the pole but 😂👌😂👌

Ha ha ha funny!

This is the best one. - Donut

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7Jumping off a skyscraper, then being sniped midway

That snipers really skilled!

What would that be? Irony? Like you're being hunted by the mob but you want to shove it to them by offing your self first only to end up killed by them any way...

You are shot, almost killed, land in a tree, get a branch stuck in your arm, fall off onto a rock, live, but then die because you tripped on the sidewalk.

Just the level of complexity would be needed for a death like that, you'd have to have pissed of someone major or payed for a hit on yourself

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8Having a huge rant about how odd it is someone dying from swine flu, then dying from swine flu

this is so how I would die cause I do this all the time! hahahahahahahahahaha lolz - ballaboi17

9Hard crotch kick

Hey baby wanna get some coffee... aaaaahhhh what the HELL! awwwww (dies) - SmoothCriminal

Hey this is the easyiest way to kill somebody I'll go do this on... - SmoothCriminal

Wow and there is an actual sports player that is in serious problem right now after he got his crotch... Well he's in the hospital right now...

Oh I should do this to my annoying friend

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10Threatening a guy online to come round your house (giving away your address) then watching him actually going to your house, with a gun

If someone threatens me... I'd love to do this one! I wouldn't kill the guy though, but I'd laugh my guts out at him pissing himself with knees shaking. It would be more funny if this guy is a Justin Beiber fan.

Angry internet users. Laugh out loud.

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11Being machine gunned to death by a cheesecake

"ahh I will never forget you cheesecake! "

Lol, how in the world is that possible? - Pony

And the cherry pulls the trigger

I love cheese cakes!

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12Being hit by a car, then whilst in the air, hitting another car.

I have seen this happen before and I would love to just watch it over, and over. I dare you to watch it one time without peeing your pants if laughter

Watching a marathon of Barney and Dora. Just added that.

This happened in Meet Joe Black

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13The funniest way to die is by laughing, of course

And at the last moment watch yourself having grown six pack abs! - abhinandannitresrivatsa

Laugh out loud this is joke

Definitely, I laugh way to hard and I hope this to be the way I die. Nice thought.

I'm laughing every time 😂😂😂😂😂😂 - 05yusuf09

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14About to snipe someone on Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 and being sniped at the same time in real life

Do you get the kill?

That would be epic. ( If you are not the person being sniped. )

15Waiting in agony on 12-21-2012, then the world ends the day after

I would laugh my head off... Despite the fact that, you know, Id be dead and all...

I thought it was really rather funny when I read it!
It just stood out too me.

I was on the beach that day. As if my fear of Tsunamis wasn't enough. - AnonymousChick

Good thing it's 2015.

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16Getting stabbed by your three year old

what the crap do 3 year olds think they are - carvandog

That nearly happens in the simpsons when Maggie copies Itchy and Scratchy

I think this explains Stewie Griffin from Family Guy. Ha ha ha. - Pikachulover1

That would be funny cousin would say hey this is for you saying that I am cute

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17Choking on oxygen.
18Falling from the chair

My friend just feel off a chair she was laughing to death

Umm... I'm falling from the chair a lot, but I'm not dead. Only babies can die outta that.

So ridiculous, how the person falling from the chair and dies, how? - 05yusuf09

I fell off a chair and laughed almost to death

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19Having a date with a serial killer

"Oh, I really had a good time last night. We should go out again tonight. "
"Yes... Yes, my precious... I can't wait. "
Your expression: O. O
Your thoughts: Oh, crap, bad idea.

Lmao this one's funny!... I would prob be the one to do this because I will meet with anyone that interests me

I like it because I like them.

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20Playing a video game for too long

That's funny but true because you could act like the real world is a video game and step in front of a car and try to flip the car.

That actually was on spike's 1000 ways to die. Sitting for 3 days straight without using the bathroom slows the blood flow, and when you finally get up, the blood flow speeds up to a ridiculous rate and makes your heart explode. The heart was unable to process that amont of blood.

This actually happened to a guy playing WOW.

Probably how I will die.

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Top Remixes (14)

1. The funniest way to die is by laughing, of course
2. Being machine gunned to death by a cheesecake
3. Dividing 0 by 0 on a calculator, which creates a black hole you get sucked in where Justin Beiber is the best singer in the new universe and you commit suicide.
1. Accidently beating yourself up
2. Listening to Justin Bieber for too long
3. Making a top ten list of this while dying
1. Pooping so hard you rip out your intestines and your appendix bursts
2. Laughing for hours straight over a drunken donkey trying to eat figs
3. Britgirl rejects you

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