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1Listening to Justin Bieber for too long
2Dying whilst making a list of the 'Top 10 funniest ways to die'
3Telling your parents 'I'M GONNA BE SOMEBODY!!' then getting hit by a bus
4Attempting to poop but head explodes due to too much pressure
5Having a huge rant about how odd it is someone dying from swine flu, then dying from swine flu
6Accidently beating yourself up
7Waiting in agony on 12-21-2012, then the world ends the day after
8Jumping off a skyscraper, then being sniped midway
9Threatening a guy online to come round your house (giving away your address) then watching him actually going to your house, with a gun
10Being hit by a car, then whilst in the air, hitting another car.
13Going through a McDonald's drive through and order 10 burgers 20 fries and take the fries and shove them up your nose and say woogleboogle and drive straight into a pole.
14Playing a video game for too long
15Reading a full article on Miley Cyrus on wikipedia, then dying from exhaustion.
16For the owner of TheTopTens to come to your house and say 'here's for the crap list' and then proceeding to kill you
17Getting stabbed by your three year old
18Being chased by camels, then being kicked into barb wire
19Watching BME Pain Olympics, then reacting by vomiting out your lungs
21Having a date with a serial killer
22Making a top ten list of this while dying
23Taking a bath in the boiler
24The funniest way to die is by laughing, of course
26Go out of control on your rollerblades and skate into a zoo full of mad rhinos
28Scream "I'm going to get hit by a car!"
29Yelling at someone on Xbox Live, promising them you will kill them, then having a heart attack online
30Climb up the stairs of the Empire State Building to commit suicide at the top and fall back down the stairs on your head
31Taking an arrow to the knee
32Not getting enough sleep
33Be punched in the face by an egg
34Falling off an escalator
36Watching Yo Gabba Gabba too much
37Being shot to death by BB guns
38Telling someone to jump off a cliff, then them doing it, but you going to the wrong place at the wrong time, and being crushed
39Getting ran over by a van driven by cats
40Getting stabbed in the back with a carrot
41Accidentally jogging off a cliff
42Getting killed by a wolf
43Accidently jogging into a battlefield
44Being machine gunned to death by a cheesecake
45Catching every lethal disease known to man after being violated by E.T.'s glowing finger
46Scratching your butt, but then your hand gets stuck and you flail around and fall onto knife
48Going parachuting without the parachute
49Twerking On a Train Track
50About to snipe someone on Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 and being sniped at the same time in real life
51Crashing in Happy Wheels, then getting ran over by a real Segway
54Listening to the Jonas Brothers over 100 times on your iPod
56Playing Mortal Kombat on console and accidentally going into the tv just about when Sub Zero is about to do a Spine Rip to you
57Falling out of an airplane with two parachutes just in case, but find out both are faulty.
58Watching the earth explode from the moon then to die because you ran out of oxygen
59Getting hit by an ice cream truck
60Flying to Canada and getting hit by a moose as soon as you step off the plane.
61Dividing 0 by 0 on a calculator, which creates a black hole you get sucked in where Justin Beiber is the best singer in the new universe and you commit suicide.
63Having a grenade explode in between your buttcheeks
64Avalanche of naked girls
65Watching the 'head on' advert 100 Times
66Getting AIDS from a Prostitute
67Falling down the stairs in a bathtub
68Realizing how the universe cannot exist and then ceasing to be
69Gluing your hands to your head and hanging your self with piano wire after taking a lethal dose of botox so it will look like you went crazy and ripped your own head off.
70Staring at Barney all night and/or day
71Fixing your computer and electrocuting yourself when the wire breaks and kills you
72Cursing a seagull for stealing your sandwich, then being dive-bombed by the same gull
73Fall Off a Cliff Somehow Survive Then Die In Shock From the Price On the Hospital Bill
74Getting your finger slammed in the door then get struck by lightning
75Making 1000 origami Yodas and dying after your fingers break off
76Getting too stressed out on an exam and committing suicide by putting two pencils in your nose and slamming your face into the desk
77Going to a 5 year old's birthday party then the kids eat you
78By reading funniest ways to die
79Getting beat up by an ant who has powers.
80Eat poison wrapped with bacon
81Reading a full article on urinals on Wikipedia, then dying from exhaustion
82Dying whilst making love/having sex, or from sex itself
83Checking the fuel level of a car by thowing in a lit match.
84Getting crushed to death by a vending machine
87Be Harry Potter, reach 4th book, get AIDS.
88Jump off of a cliff and bounce off of a rock, away from the sharp rocks, but fall into a pool of sharks
89Marrying a murderer/ess without knowing it and then have and affair with her/his best friend.
91Hitting your head on a table after a sneeze and then dying of concussion
92Doing a belly flop off a really high cliff
94Your belt loop gets stuck on a door knob
95Getting Your 'nuggets' Sucked Dry by Leeches
96Going to KFC eating a rat then catching black death and dying on the table whilst having a heart attack
97Getting killed by a vampire from Twilight
98Seeing something too cute
99Get mauled by Chihuahuas
100Watching the Llama Song
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