Top 10 Funniest Ways to Die


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Listening to Justin Bieber for too long
This is actually a proven way to kill any heterosexual man, if they do not commit suicide first.
Death is a very serious thing. I couldn't believe someone made a list of funniest ways to die. When I saw this I laughed out loud though.


[Newest]Its funny, but the others are better.

2Dying whilst making a list of the 'Top 10 funniest ways to die'
That would be kind of creepy!


Going through a mcdonalds drive through and order like 10 burgers 20 fries and take the fries and shove them up your nose and say WOOGLEBOOGLE AND DRIVE STRAIT INTO a pole.


You would be dying doing something on your list
[Newest]That would be awesome!

3Telling your parents 'I'M GONNA BE SOMEBODY!!' then getting hit by a bus
This is hilarious! I cracked up when I heard this. This should be number one. We all know your dead if your listening to JB
It's great just like in T.V. when they say I'm gonna be somebody then just get killed.

Ha isn't it funny!
That would be a legendary death
[Newest]Most likely how I'll die.


4Attempting to poop but head explodes due to too much pressure
I can imagine this happening. Massive L.O.L.


How horrible would it be to find that guys body?!
How long has he/she been holding it in
[Newest]So all of these happened

5Having a huge rant about how odd it is someone dying from swine flu, then dying from swine flu
this is so how I would die cause I do this all the time! hahahahahahahahahaha lolz


6Accidently beating yourself up
How could you beat your self up? I happen to have a very good looking face and why would I want to ruin my beautiful reflection?
Unless if a demon is inside of you than of course you could beat yourself up.
Me and my friends had played truth or dare and then they told me to do the same thing

7Jumping off a skyscraper, then being sniped midway
That snipers really skilled!
What would that be? Irony? Like you're being hunted by the mob but you want to shove it to them by offing your self first only to end up killed by them any way...
You are shot, almost killed, land in a tree, get a branch stuck in your arm, fall off onto a rock, live, but then die because you tripped on the sidewalk.
[Newest]That would be epic

8Waiting in agony on 12-21-2012, then the world ends the day after
I would laugh my head off... Despite the fact that, you know, Id be dead and all...
I thought it was really rather funny when I read it!
It just stood out too me.
I was on the beach that day. As if my fear of Tsunamis wasn't enough.


9The funniest way to die is by laughing, of course
And at the last moment watch yourself having grown six pack abs!


Laugh out loud this is joke
Definitely, I laugh way to hard and I hope this to be the way I die. Nice thought.
[Newest]I'd like to die like that because I'd dye happy 😊

10Threatening a guy online to come round your house (giving away your address) then watching him actually going to your house, with a gun
If someone threatens me... I'd love to do this one! I wouldn't kill the guy though, but I'd laugh my guts out at him pissing himself with knees shaking. It would be more funny if this guy is a Justin Beiber fan.
Angry internet users. Laugh out loud.

The Contenders

11Going through a McDonald's drive through and order 10 burgers 20 fries and take the fries and shove them up your nose and say woogleboogle and drive straight into a pole.
I almost shat myself laughing at this... laugh out loud


My friend does this all the time except the pole but 😂👌😂👌
Ha ha ha funny!
[Newest]That is too funny!

12Being hit by a car, then whilst in the air, hitting another car.
I have seen this happen before and I would love to just watch it over, and over. I dare you to watch it one time without peeing your pants if laughter
Megumi Shimizu from the horror anime Shiki...
This was literally her death!
Watching a marathon of Barney and Dora. Just added that.

13Hard crotch kick
Hey baby wanna get some coffee... aaaaahhhh what the HELL! awwwww (dies)


Hey this is the easyiest way to kill somebody I'll go do this on...


Wow and there is an actual sports player that is in serious problem right now after he got his crotch... Well he's in the hospital right now...
[Newest]Oh I should do this to my annoying friend

14Death by monkeys
The last thing I heard was a muffled, "EEK, EEK, EEK! "! Roughly translated to: <CONTENT DELETED BY>


15Being machine gunned to death by a cheesecake
"ahh I will never forget you cheesecake! "
Lol, how in the world is that possible?


And the cherry pulls the trigger

16Getting stabbed by your three year old
what the crap do 3 year olds think they are


That nearly happens in the simpsons when Maggie copies Itchy and Scratchy
I think this explains Stewie Griffin from Family Guy. Ha ha ha.


[Newest]That would be funny cousin would say hey this is for you saying that I am cute

17Falling from the chair
My friend just feel off a chair she was laughing to death
Umm... I'm falling from the chair a lot, but I'm not dead. Only babies can die outta that.
I fell off a chair and laughed almost to death

18Dividing 0 by 0 on a calculator, which creates a black hole you get sucked in where Justin Beiber is the best singer in the new universe and you commit suicide.
That would be worse than HELL!
I could imagine that...


Whats a Bieber lol

19Having a date with a serial killer
"Oh, I really had a good time last night. We should go out again tonight. "
"Yes... Yes, my precious... I can't wait. "
Your expression: O. O
Your thoughts: Oh, crap, bad idea.
Lmao this one's funny!... I would prob be the one to do this because I will meet with anyone that interests me
I like it because I like them.

20Playing a video game for too long
That's funny but true because you could act like the real world is a video game and step in front of a car and try to flip the car.
That actually was on spike's 1000 ways to die. Sitting for 3 days straight without using the bathroom slows the blood flow, and when you finally get up, the blood flow speeds up to a ridiculous rate and makes your heart explode. The heart was unable to process that amont of blood.
This actually happened to a guy playing WOW.

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