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1Listening to Justin Bieber for too long
2Dying whilst making a list of the 'Top 10 funniest ways to die'
3Telling your parents 'I'M GONNA BE SOMEBODY!!' then getting hit by a bus
4Attempting to poop but head explodes due to too much pressure
5Having a huge rant about how odd it is someone dying from swine flu, then dying from swine flu
6Accidently beating yourself up
7Playing a video game for too long
8Jumping off a skyscraper, then being sniped midway
9Waiting in agony on 12-21-2012, then the world ends the day after
10Threatening a guy online to come round your house (giving away your address) then watching him actually going to your house, with a gun
11Being hit by a car, then whilst in the air, hitting another car.
13Going through a McDonald's drive through and order 10 burgers 20 fries and take the fries and shove them up your nose and say woogleboogle and drive straight into a pole.
14The funniest way to die is by laughing, of course
16Reading a full article on Miley Cyrus on wikipedia, then dying from exhaustion.
19For the owner of TheTopTens to come to your house and say 'here's for the crap list' and then proceeding to kill you
20Getting stabbed by your three year old
21Being chased by camels, then being kicked into barb wire
22Having a date with a serial killer
23Watching BME Pain Olympics, then reacting by vomiting out your lungs
24Making a top ten list of this while dying
26Go out of control on your rollerblades and skate into a zoo full of mad rhinos
27Taking a bath in the boiler
29Scream "I'm going to get hit by a car!"
30Falling out of an airplane with two parachutes just in case, but find out both are faulty.
31Yelling at someone on Xbox Live, promising them you will kill them, then having a heart attack online
32Falling off an escalator
33Taking an arrow to the knee
34Be punched in the face by an egg
35Climb up the stairs of the Empire State Building to commit suicide at the top and fall back down the stairs on your head
36Not getting enough sleep
37Watching Yo Gabba Gabba too much
38Getting ran over by a van driven by cats
39Telling someone to jump off a cliff, then them doing it, but you going to the wrong place at the wrong time, and being crushed
40Being shot to death by BB guns
41Getting stabbed in the back with a carrot
42Being machine gunned to death by a cheesecake
43Accidentally jogging off a cliff
44Accidently jogging into a battlefield
45Catching every lethal disease known to man after being violated by E.T.'s glowing finger
46Getting killed by a wolf
47Scratching your butt, but then your hand gets stuck and you flail around and fall onto knife
50Going parachuting without the parachute
51Twerking On a Train Track
52About to snipe someone on Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 and being sniped at the same time in real life
53Crashing in Happy Wheels, then getting ran over by a real Segway
55Dividing 0 by 0 on a calculator, which creates a black hole you get sucked in where Justin Beiber is the best singer in the new universe and you commit suicide.
56Listening to the Jonas Brothers over 100 times on your iPod
58Playing Mortal Kombat on console and accidentally going into the tv just about when Sub Zero is about to do a Spine Rip to you
59Watching the earth explode from the moon then to die because you ran out of oxygen
60Getting hit by an ice cream truck
61Flying to Canada and getting hit by a moose as soon as you step off the plane.
63Having a grenade explode in between your buttcheeks
64Avalanche of naked girls
65Watching the 'head on' advert 100 Times
66Getting AIDS from a Prostitute
67Falling down the stairs in a bathtub
68Realizing how the universe cannot exist and then ceasing to be
69Gluing your hands to your head and hanging your self with piano wire after taking a lethal dose of botox so it will look like you went crazy and ripped your own head off.
70Staring at Barney all night and/or day
71Fixing your computer and electrocuting yourself when the wire breaks and kills you
72Cursing a seagull for stealing your sandwich, then being dive-bombed by the same gull
73Marrying a murderer/ess without knowing it and then have and affair with her/his best friend.
74Fall Off a Cliff Somehow Survive Then Die In Shock From the Price On the Hospital Bill
75Getting your finger slammed in the door then get struck by lightning
76Making 1000 origami Yodas and dying after your fingers break off
77Watching the Llama Song
78Getting too stressed out on an exam and committing suicide by putting two pencils in your nose and slamming your face into the desk
79Going to a 5 year old's birthday party then the kids eat you
80By reading funniest ways to die
81Getting beat up by an ant who has powers.
82Eat poison wrapped with bacon
83Being Licked to Death by Miley Cyrus
84Going the pub with an alcoholic then the alcoholic gets you so drunk that he is able to exchange livers with you as he just happens to be the best doctor at performing operations in the world
86Reading a full article on urinals on Wikipedia, then dying from exhaustion
87Dying whilst making love/having sex, or from sex itself
88Checking the fuel level of a car by thowing in a lit match.
89Getting crushed to death by a vending machine
92Be Harry Potter, reach 4th book, get AIDS.
93Jump off of a cliff and bounce off of a rock, away from the sharp rocks, but fall into a pool of sharks
95Hitting your head on a table after a sneeze and then dying of concussion
96Doing a belly flop off a really high cliff
98Your belt loop gets stuck on a door knob
99Getting Your 'nuggets' Sucked Dry by Leeches
100Going to KFC eating a rat then catching black death and dying on the table whilst having a heart attack
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