Top 10 Funniest Ways to Die

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1Listening to Justin Bieber for too long

This is actually a proven way to kill any heterosexual man, if they do not commit suicide first.

Death is a very serious thing. I couldn't believe someone made a list of funniest ways to die. When I saw this I laughed out loud though.

He is the worlds worst form of torture and death. I hope he dies. Enough said...

I can't feel my ears! - Nateawesomeness

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2Dying whilst making a list of the 'Top 10 funniest ways to die'

Going through a mcdonalds drive through and order like 10 burgers 20 fries and take the fries and shove them up your nose and say WOOGLEBOOGLE AND DRIVE STRAIT INTO a pole. - xoxoxGraceLubsYu

You would be dying doing something on your list

Then I'll try not to make any top ten list or to die during making a top ten list

But it's already made sadly - Nateawesomeness

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3Telling your parents 'I'M GONNA BE SOMEBODY!!' then getting hit by a bus

This is hilarious! I cracked up when I heard this. This should be number one. We all know your dead if your listening to JB

It's great just like in T.V. when they say I'm gonna be somebody then just get killed.

Ha isn't it funny!

Tied with this and another few: "Being machine gunned to death by a cheesecake" and "Stabbed with a carrot" and "Jumping off a skyscraper and whilst in midair being sniped". All of these I lmao'd at.

And that somebody your gonna be is a dead guy - Nateawesomeness

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4Accidently beating yourself up

How could you beat your self up? I happen to have a very good looking face and why would I want to ruin my beautiful reflection?

Unless if a demon is inside of you than of course you could beat yourself up.

Me and my friends had played truth or dare and then they told me to do the same thing

Do it so you do something Patrick star did - Nateawesomeness

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5Attempting to poop but head explodes due to too much pressure

I can imagine this happening. Massive L.O.L. - PositronWildhawk

How horrible would it be to find that guys body?!

How long has he/she been holding it in

Really? Seriously? This is kinda immature guys...

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6Going through a McDonald's drive through and order 10 burgers 20 fries and take the fries and shove them up your nose and say woogleboogle and drive straight into a pole.

I almost shat myself laughing at this... laugh out loud - benhos

Pretty Good that guy must have been incredibly dumb

I love fast food but I think of Burger King is better. - 05yusuf09

I'm on my way to McDonalds!

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7Jumping off a skyscraper, then being sniped midway

What would that be? Irony? Like you're being hunted by the mob but you want to shove it to them by offing your self first only to end up killed by them any way...

You are shot, almost killed, land in a tree, get a branch stuck in your arm, fall off onto a rock, live, but then die because you tripped on the sidewalk.

Just the level of complexity would be needed for a death like that, you'd have to have pissed of someone major or payed for a hit on yourself

Then it will turn from suicide to murder - Nateawesomeness

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8Having a huge rant about how odd it is someone dying from swine flu, then dying from swine flu

this is so how I would die cause I do this all the time! hahahahahahahahahaha lolz - ballaboi17

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9Hard crotch kick

Hey baby wanna get some coffee... aaaaahhhh what the HELL! awwwww (dies) - SmoothCriminal

Hey this is the easyiest way to kill somebody I'll go do this on... - SmoothCriminal

Wow and there is an actual sports player that is in serious problem right now after he got his crotch... Well he's in the hospital right now...

Oh I should do this to my annoying friend

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10Being machine gunned to death by a cheesecake

So that's why they taste bad so there TRYING TO KILL YOU oh well the cheese cake is not going to kill me so bye feleasha

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11Threatening a guy online to come round your house (giving away your address) then watching him actually going to your house, with a gun

If someone threatens me... I'd love to do this one! I wouldn't kill the guy though, but I'd laugh my guts out at him pissing himself with knees shaking. It would be more funny if this guy is a Justin Beiber fan.

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12Being hit by a car, then whilst in the air, hitting another car.

I have seen this happen before and I would love to just watch it over, and over. I dare you to watch it one time without peeing your pants if laughter

Megumi Shimizu from the horror anime Shiki...
This was literally her death!

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13The funniest way to die is by laughing, of course

And at the last moment watch yourself having grown six pack abs! - abhinandannitresrivatsa

Definitely, I laugh way to hard and I hope this to be the way I die. Nice thought.

I actually laughed when I read this.

The joke murdered him! - Nateawesomeness

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14About to snipe someone on Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 and being sniped at the same time in real life

That would be epic. ( If you are not the person being sniped. )

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15Waiting in agony on 12-21-2012, then the world ends the day after

I would laugh my head off... Despite the fact that, you know, Id be dead and all...

I thought it was really rather funny when I read it!
It just stood out too me.

I was on the beach that day. As if my fear of Tsunamis wasn't enough. - AnonymousChick

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16Getting stabbed by your three year old

what the crap do 3 year olds think they are - carvandog

That nearly happens in the simpsons when Maggie copies Itchy and Scratchy

I think this explains Stewie Griffin from Family Guy. Ha ha ha. - Pikachulover1

I don't have a kid - Nateawesomeness

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17Choking on oxygen. V1 Comment
18Falling from the chair

Umm... I'm falling from the chair a lot, but I'm not dead. Only babies can die outta that.

So ridiculous, how the person falling from the chair and dies, how? - 05yusuf09

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19Dividing 0 by 0 on a calculator, which creates a black hole you get sucked in where Justin Beiber is the best singer in the new universe and you commit suicide.

But what if in the new universe Bieber is actually good? - WonkeyDude98

Justin Bieber IS PERFECT HIS MUSIC IS AMAZING YOU ARE JUST HATERS BECAUSE YOU'RE JEALOUS OF PERFECT Justin. YOU ARE LIARS BECAUSE Justin IS PERFECT YOU don't KNOW HIM YOU ARE LIARS HE NEVER SPAT ON HIS FANS

@ luisprado
I don't like JB, and there's nothing wrong with that.
I agree theat none of us know him, and shouldn't say things like that.
But it's fine not to like someone, for I bet there are some singers YOU don't like.
Just like this way may be offensive to you, your comment may be offensive to us.

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20Having a date with a serial killer

"Oh, I really had a good time last night. We should go out again tonight. "
"Yes... Yes, my precious... I can't wait. "
Your expression: O. O
Your thoughts: Oh, crap, bad idea.

Lmao this one's funny!... I would prob be the one to do this because I will meet with anyone that interests me

This would be my death cause I'm under jeff the killer and bonnie the bunnys spell

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1. The funniest way to die is by laughing, of course
2. Being machine gunned to death by a cheesecake
3. Dividing 0 by 0 on a calculator, which creates a black hole you get sucked in where Justin Beiber is the best singer in the new universe and you commit suicide.
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1. Accidently beating yourself up
2. Listening to Justin Bieber for too long
3. Making a top ten list of this while dying
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1. Pooping so hard you rip out your intestines and your appendix bursts
2. Laughing for hours straight over a drunken donkey trying to eat figs
3. You and Pewdiepie die in a plane crash by Smosh
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