Top 10 Funniest Ways to DieAmINumberOneYet
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This is actually a proven way to kill any heterosexual man, if they do not commit suicide first.
Death is a very serious thing. I couldn't believe someone made a list of funniest ways to die. When I saw this I laughed out loud though.
He is the worlds worst form of torture and death. I hope he dies. Enough said...
I can't feel my ears! - NateawesomenessV37 Comments
Going through a mcdonalds drive through and order like 10 burgers 20 fries and take the fries and shove them up your nose and say WOOGLEBOOGLE AND DRIVE STRAIT INTO a pole. - xoxoxGraceLubsYu
You would be dying doing something on your list
Then I'll try not to make any top ten list or to die during making a top ten list
But it's already made sadly - NateawesomenessV12 Comments
This is hilarious! I cracked up when I heard this. This should be number one. We all know your dead if your listening to JB
It's great just like in T.V. when they say I'm gonna be somebody then just get killed.
Ha isn't it funny!
Tied with this and another few: "Being machine gunned to death by a cheesecake" and "Stabbed with a carrot" and "Jumping off a skyscraper and whilst in midair being sniped". All of these I lmao'd at.
And that somebody your gonna be is a dead guy - NateawesomenessV22 Comments
How could you beat your self up? I happen to have a very good looking face and why would I want to ruin my beautiful reflection?
Unless if a demon is inside of you than of course you could beat yourself up.
Me and my friends had played truth or dare and then they told me to do the same thing
Do it so you do something Patrick star did - NateawesomenessV4 Comments
I can imagine this happening. Massive L.O.L. - PositronWildhawk
How horrible would it be to find that guys body?!
How long has he/she been holding it in
Really? Seriously? This is kinda immature guys...V21 Comments
I almost shat myself laughing at this... laugh out loud - benhos
Pretty Good that guy must have been incredibly dumb
I love fast food but I think of Burger King is better. - 05yusuf09
I'm on my way to McDonalds!V14 Comments
What would that be? Irony? Like you're being hunted by the mob but you want to shove it to them by offing your self first only to end up killed by them any way...
You are shot, almost killed, land in a tree, get a branch stuck in your arm, fall off onto a rock, live, but then die because you tripped on the sidewalk.
Just the level of complexity would be needed for a death like that, you'd have to have pissed of someone major or payed for a hit on yourself
Then it will turn from suicide to murder - NateawesomenessV13 Comments
this is so how I would die cause I do this all the time! hahahahahahahahahaha lolz - ballaboi17V3 Comments
Hey baby wanna get some coffee... aaaaahhhh what the HELL! awwwww (dies) - SmoothCriminal
Hey this is the easyiest way to kill somebody I'll go do this on... - SmoothCriminal
Wow and there is an actual sports player that is in serious problem right now after he got his crotch... Well he's in the hospital right now...
Oh I should do this to my annoying friendV5 Comments
So that's why they taste bad so there TRYING TO KILL YOU oh well the cheese cake is not going to kill me so bye feleashaV10 Comments
If someone threatens me... I'd love to do this one! I wouldn't kill the guy though, but I'd laugh my guts out at him pissing himself with knees shaking. It would be more funny if this guy is a Justin Beiber fan.V2 Comments
I have seen this happen before and I would love to just watch it over, and over. I dare you to watch it one time without peeing your pants if laughter
Megumi Shimizu from the horror anime Shiki...
This was literally her death!
And at the last moment watch yourself having grown six pack abs! - abhinandannitresrivatsa
Definitely, I laugh way to hard and I hope this to be the way I die. Nice thought.
I actually laughed when I read this.
The joke murdered him! - NateawesomenessV5 Comments
That would be epic. ( If you are not the person being sniped. )V6 Comments
I would laugh my head off... Despite the fact that, you know, Id be dead and all...
I thought it was really rather funny when I read it!
It just stood out too me.
I was on the beach that day. As if my fear of Tsunamis wasn't enough. - AnonymousChickV5 Comments
what the crap do 3 year olds think they are - carvandog
That nearly happens in the simpsons when Maggie copies Itchy and Scratchy
I think this explains Stewie Griffin from Family Guy. Ha ha ha. - Pikachulover1
I don't have a kid - NateawesomenessV5 Comments
Umm... I'm falling from the chair a lot, but I'm not dead. Only babies can die outta that.
So ridiculous, how the person falling from the chair and dies, how? - 05yusuf09V3 Comments
But what if in the new universe Bieber is actually good? - WonkeyDude98
Justin Bieber IS PERFECT HIS MUSIC IS AMAZING YOU ARE JUST HATERS BECAUSE YOU'RE JEALOUS OF PERFECT Justin. YOU ARE LIARS BECAUSE Justin IS PERFECT YOU don't KNOW HIM YOU ARE LIARS HE NEVER SPAT ON HIS FANS
I don't like JB, and there's nothing wrong with that.
I agree theat none of us know him, and shouldn't say things like that.
But it's fine not to like someone, for I bet there are some singers YOU don't like.
Just like this way may be offensive to you, your comment may be offensive to us.
"Oh, I really had a good time last night. We should go out again tonight. "
"Yes... Yes, my precious... I can't wait. "
Your expression: O. O
Your thoughts: Oh, crap, bad idea.
Lmao this one's funny!... I would prob be the one to do this because I will meet with anyone that interests me
This would be my death cause I'm under jeff the killer and bonnie the bunnys spellV7 Comments
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Top Remixes (14)
2. Being machine gunned to death by a cheesecake
3. Dividing 0 by 0 on a calculator, which creates a black hole you get sucked in where Justin Beiber is the best singer in the new universe and you commit suicide.
2. Listening to Justin Bieber for too long
3. Making a top ten list of this while dying
2. Laughing for hours straight over a drunken donkey trying to eat figs
3. You and Pewdiepie die in a plane crash by Smosh
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