Top 10 Funniest Ways to Die


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Listening to Justin Bieber for too long
This is actually a proven way to kill any heterosexual man, if they do not commit suicide first.
Death is a very serious thing. I couldn't believe someone made a list of funniest ways to die. When I saw this I laughed out loud though.


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2Dying whilst making a list of the 'Top 10 funniest ways to die'
That would be kind of creepy!


Going through a mcdonalds drive through and order like 10 burgers 20 fries and take the fries and shove them up your nose and say WOOGLEBOOGLE AND DRIVE STRAIT INTO a pole.


You would be dying doing something on your list
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3Telling your parents 'I'M GONNA BE SOMEBODY!!' then getting hit by a bus
This is hilarious! I cracked up when I heard this. This should be number one. We all know your dead if your listening to JB
It's great just like in T.V. when they say I'm gonna be somebody then just get killed.

Ha isn't it funny!
That would be a legendary death
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4Attempting to poop but head explodes due to too much pressure
I can imagine this happening. Massive L.O.L.


How horrible would it be to find that guys body?!
How long has he/she been holding it in
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5Having a huge rant about how odd it is someone dying from swine flu, then dying from swine flu
this is so how I would die cause I do this all the time! hahahahahahahahahaha lolz


This looks like hypocrasy.

6Accidently beating yourself up
How could you beat your self up? I happen to have a very good looking face and why would I want to ruin my beautiful reflection?
You could only beat yourself up if you were way out of control and whoever does beat himself up would be way out of control. Har had har

7Waiting in agony on 12-21-2012, then the world ends the day after
I would laugh my head off... Despite the fact that, you know, Id be dead and all...
I thought it was really rather funny when I read it!
It just stood out too me.
That would probably be a facepalm moment
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8Jumping off a skyscraper, then being sniped midway
That snipers really skilled!
What would that be? Irony? Like you're being hunted by the mob but you want to shove it to them by offing your self first only to end up killed by them any way...
Laugh out loud laugh out loud this is so funny
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9Threatening a guy online to come round your house (giving away your address) then watching him actually going to your house, with a gun
If someone threatens me... I'd love to do this one! I wouldn't kill the guy though, but I'd laugh my guts out at him pissing himself with knees shaking. It would be more funny if this guy is a Justin Beiber fan.
Angry internet users. Laugh out loud.

10Being hit by a car, then whilst in the air, hitting another car.
Megumi Shimizu from the horror anime Shiki...
This was literally her death!

The Contenders

11Death by monkeys
The last thing I heard was a muffled, "EEK, EEK, EEK! "! Roughly translated to:


12Hard crotch kick
Hey baby wanna get some coffee... aaaaahhhh what the HELL! awwwww (dies)


Hey this is the easyiest way to kill somebody I'll go do this on...


If it's true ow

13Going through a McDonald's drive through and order 10 burgers 20 fries and take the fries and shove them up your nose and say woogleboogle and drive straight into a pole.
Ha ha ha funny!

14Playing a video game for too long
That's funny but true because you could act like the real world is a video game and step in front of a car and try to flip the car.
That actually was on spike's 1000 ways to die. Sitting for 3 days straight without using the bathroom slows the blood flow, and when you finally get up, the blood flow speeds up to a ridiculous rate and makes your heart explode. The heart was unable to process that amont of blood.
Lolz. The guys comes to life and shoots you laugh out loud. That's some funny stuff
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15Reading a full article on Miley Cyrus on wikipedia, then dying from exhaustion.
people need to listen to real music I should be able to die reading about the beatles who were here A LOT longer
True story! Or even worse - listening to WRECKING BALL.

16For the owner of TheTopTens to come to your house and say 'here's for the crap list' and then proceeding to kill you
Sorry owner. No killings, please?

17Getting stabbed by your three year old
what the crap do 3 year olds think they are


That nearly happens in the simpsons when Maggie copies Itchy and Scratchy
I think this explains Stewie Griffin from Family Guy. Ha ha ha.


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18Being chased by camels, then being kicked into barb wire

19Watching BME Pain Olympics, then reacting by vomiting out your lungs
Pretty gross, when you think about it.

20Falling from the chair
My friend just feel off a chair she was laughing to death
Umm... I'm falling from the chair a lot, but I'm not dead. Only babies can die outta that.

21Having a date with a serial killer
"Oh, I really had a good time last night. We should go out again tonight. "
"Yes... Yes, my precious... I can't wait. "
Your expression: O. O
Your thoughts: Oh, crap, bad idea.
Lmao this one's funny!... I would prob be the one to do this because I will meet with anyone that interests me
I like it because I like them.

22Making a top ten list of this while dying

23Taking a bath in the boiler

24The funniest way to die is by laughing, of course
And at the last moment watch yourself having grown six pack abs!


Laugh out loud this is joke

25Didn't eat in a month

26Go out of control on your rollerblades and skate into a zoo full of mad rhinos

I would probly be the one to do this once. I'm love this one too lol

27Eating McDonald's
Funny my dad loves mcdonalds

28Scream "I'm going to get hit by a car!"
And actually getting hit by a car

29Yelling at someone on Xbox Live, promising them you will kill them, then having a heart attack online
The other player would be like 'OWND! '

30Climb up the stairs of the Empire State Building to commit suicide at the top and fall back down the stairs on your head

31Taking an arrow to the knee
Laugh out loud, Skyrim is awesome.

32Not getting enough sleep

33Be punched in the face by an egg
I pissed myself at this one

34Falling off an escalator

35Suffocation by boobies
LOL hilarious... No but seriously it's a good way >:) Come here hun...
I like it! Don't wanna die that way though...
This is the only one I Loled at! I want my boobie back ribs!

36Watching Yo Gabba Gabba too much

37Being shot to death by BB guns

Kinda stupid, I mean if it was on the newspaper there would be articles like '10 dead in massacra' and really important articles, then
there would be 'man(or girl)shot to death by bb guns'. Embassering in a way.

38Telling someone to jump off a cliff, then them doing it, but you going to the wrong place at the wrong time, and being crushed
reminds me of the joke with the refrigerator... anybody? The lover in the refrigerator, the guy doing exercises on his balcony and the husband

39Getting ran over by a van driven by cats
I can imagine that happening...
Last thing you heard meow screech BOOM
Hahaahah that's really funny!

40Getting stabbed in the back with a carrot
Seriously? A carrot. Yea right!
LOLZ! This is obviously the most HILARIOUS WAY TO DIE :--)

41Accidentally jogging off a cliff

42Getting killed by a wolf
Um wolves only kill people if they injured that wolf or they killed another wolf in that pack

43Accidently jogging into a battlefield
Whoops. Should of stayed away from Korea


44Being machine gunned to death by a cheesecake
"ahh I will never forget you cheesecake! "
I love cheese cakes!

45Catching every lethal disease known to man after being violated by E.T.'s glowing finger
Symptoms of alien molestation may include fear of candles...
Funniest thing I have heard this week

46Scratching your butt, but then your hand gets stuck and you flail around and fall onto knife

47Reading this
It says top ten not 500!
That would be pretty ironic and I laugh out loud'd when I read that. Deserves to be higher.

48Going parachuting without the parachute

49Twerking On a Train Track

50About to snipe someone on Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 and being sniped at the same time in real life
Do you get the kill?

51Crashing in Happy Wheels, then getting ran over by a real Segway
God, I want to die this way if I had too

52Crushed by a walrus

53Drowning in poop

54Listening to the Jonas Brothers over 100 times on your iPod

55Talking for too long

Didn't even know it was possible. Lol


56Playing Mortal Kombat on console and accidentally going into the tv just about when Sub Zero is about to do a Spine Rip to you

57Falling out of an airplane with two parachutes just in case, but find out both are faulty.

58Watching the earth explode from the moon then to die because you ran out of oxygen

59Getting hit by an ice cream truck

60Flying to Canada and getting hit by a moose as soon as you step off the plane.

61Dividing 0 by 0 on a calculator, which creates a black hole you get sucked in where Justin Beiber is the best singer in the new universe and you commit suicide.

62Get beat up by Dora
That would look funny! Just imagine that!

63Having a grenade explode in between your buttcheeks

64Avalanche of naked girls

65Watching the 'head on' advert 100 Times

66Getting AIDS from a Prostitute

67Falling down the stairs in a bathtub

68Realizing how the universe cannot exist and then ceasing to be

69Gluing your hands to your head and hanging your self with piano wire after taking a lethal dose of botox so it will look like you went crazy and ripped your own head off.

70Staring at Barney all night and/or day

71Fixing your computer and electrocuting yourself when the wire breaks and kills you

72Cursing a seagull for stealing your sandwich, then being dive-bombed by the same gull

73Fall Off a Cliff Somehow Survive Then Die In Shock From the Price On the Hospital Bill

74Getting your finger slammed in the door then get struck by lightning

75Making 1000 origami Yodas and dying after your fingers break off

76Getting too stressed out on an exam and committing suicide by putting two pencils in your nose and slamming your face into the desk

77Going to a 5 year old's birthday party then the kids eat you

78By reading funniest ways to die

79Getting beat up by an ant who has powers.

80Eat poison wrapped with bacon

81Reading a full article on urinals on Wikipedia, then dying from exhaustion

82Dying whilst making love/having sex, or from sex itself

Come one people, what about the funniest way to die short of falling from a tall building and landing on Joan Cusack, is of course, dying whilst making love, or having sex. Regardless of position, or how the actual death occurs, I.E. auto erotic asphyxiation, choking on any human liquids form either partner, internal rupture of some kind, priaprism, and so forth, it doesn't matter. The point is, you just died from sex, or while having it. Let's cover that also, it's funny whether you die while having sex, or from sex it self. It doesn't matter, that is funny. True Comedy gold!

83Checking the fuel level of a car by thowing in a lit match.

84Getting crushed to death by a vending machine

85Overdosing on pudding

86Eating rice pudding

87Be Harry Potter, reach 4th book, get AIDS.

88Jump off of a cliff and bounce off of a rock, away from the sharp rocks, but fall into a pool of sharks

89Marrying a murderer/ess without knowing it and then have and affair with her/his best friend.
Ha ha, imagine that. I bet everyone thought this was awful, though. LOLLing!
I wanna shag a pony

90Hugged to death

91Hitting your head on a table after a sneeze and then dying of concussion

92Doing a belly flop off a really high cliff

93Eating toe nails

94Your belt loop gets stuck on a door knob

95Getting Your 'nuggets' Sucked Dry by Leeches

96Going to KFC eating a rat then catching black death and dying on the table whilst having a heart attack

97Getting killed by a vampire from Twilight

98Seeing something too cute

99Get mauled by Chihuahuas
Oh how cute, wait a minute why are there 26 of them

100Watching the Llama Song

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Updated Wednesday, April 23, 2014

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