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1Listening to Justin Bieber for too long
2Dying whilst making a list of the 'Top 10 funniest ways to die'
3Telling your parents 'I'M GONNA BE SOMEBODY!!' then getting hit by a bus
4Attempting to poop but head explodes due to too much pressure
5Having a huge rant about how odd it is someone dying from swine flu, then dying from swine flu
6Accidently beating yourself up
7The funniest way to die is by laughing, of course
8Playing a video game for too long
9Jumping off a skyscraper, then being sniped midway
10Waiting in agony on 12-21-2012, then the world ends the day after
11Threatening a guy online to come round your house (giving away your address) then watching him actually going to your house, with a gun
12Being hit by a car, then whilst in the air, hitting another car.
14Going through a McDonald's drive through and order 10 burgers 20 fries and take the fries and shove them up your nose and say woogleboogle and drive straight into a pole.
17For the owner of TheTopTens to come to your house and say 'here's for the crap list' and then proceeding to kill you
18Being machine gunned to death by a cheesecake
19Getting stabbed by your three year old
20Being chased by camels, then being kicked into barb wire
21Having a date with a serial killer
23Watching BME Pain Olympics, then reacting by vomiting out your lungs
24Making a top ten list of this while dying
25Dividing 0 by 0 on a calculator, which creates a black hole you get sucked in where Justin Beiber is the best singer in the new universe and you commit suicide.
26Go out of control on your rollerblades and skate into a zoo full of mad rhinos
27Taking a bath in the boiler
28Reading a full article on Miley Cyrus on wikipedia, then dying from exhaustion.
30Scream "I'm going to get hit by a car!"
31Staring at Barney all night and/or day
32Falling out of an airplane with two parachutes just in case, but find out both are faulty.
33Yelling at someone on Xbox Live, promising them you will kill them, then having a heart attack online
34Falling off an escalator
35Running into KFC, screaming, "what's up my n*****" and hoping you don't get shot. But you do. Everyone does.
36Taking an arrow to the knee
37Be punched in the face by an egg
38Climb up the stairs of the Empire State Building to commit suicide at the top and fall back down the stairs on your head
39Not getting enough sleep
40Watching a marathon of Barney and Dora
41Firing a minigun from the wrong end
42Watching Yo Gabba Gabba too much
43Getting ran over by a van driven by cats
44Telling someone to jump off a cliff, then them doing it, but you going to the wrong place at the wrong time, and being crushed
45Being shot to death by BB guns
46Getting your tongue stuck to a pole in Antarctica
47Getting stabbed in the back with a carrot
48Accidentally jogging off a cliff
49Accidently jogging into a battlefield
50Catching every lethal disease known to man after being violated by E.T.'s glowing finger
51Getting killed by a wolf
54Scratching your butt, but then your hand gets stuck and you flail around and fall onto knife
57Going parachuting without the parachute
58Twerking On a Train Track
59Pooping in the shower and the poop clogs up the drain and water fills up the shower and you drown in a watery poo poo mess while watching Fanboy and Chum Chum.
60About to snipe someone on Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 and being sniped at the same time in real life
61Crashing in Happy Wheels, then getting ran over by a real Segway
63Listening to the Jonas Brothers over 100 times on your iPod
65Playing Mortal Kombat on console and accidentally going into the tv just about when Sub Zero is about to do a Spine Rip to you
66Watching the earth explode from the moon then to die because you ran out of oxygen
67Getting hit by an ice cream truck
68Flying to Canada and getting hit by a moose as soon as you step off the plane.
70Having a grenade explode in between your buttcheeks
71Avalanche of naked girls
72Watching the 'head on' advert 100 Times
73Getting AIDS from a Prostitute
74Falling down the stairs in a bathtub
75Realizing how the universe cannot exist and then ceasing to be
76Gluing your hands to your head and hanging your self with piano wire after taking a lethal dose of botox so it will look like you went crazy and ripped your own head off.
77Fixing your computer and electrocuting yourself when the wire breaks and kills you
78Cursing a seagull for stealing your sandwich, then being dive-bombed by the same gull
79Marrying a murderer/ess without knowing it and then have and affair with her/his best friend.
80Fall Off a Cliff Somehow Survive Then Die In Shock From the Price On the Hospital Bill
81Getting your finger slammed in the door then get struck by lightning
82Making 1000 origami Yodas and dying after your fingers break off
83Watching the Llama Song
84Getting too stressed out on an exam and committing suicide by putting two pencils in your nose and slamming your face into the desk
85Going to a 5 year old's birthday party then the kids eat you
86By reading funniest ways to die
87Getting beat up by an ant who has powers.
88Eat poison wrapped with bacon
89Strapped to a bed of nails, being put onto someone's car hood, and then suffering as they drive over speed bumps in a mall parking lot during an earthquake.
90Being Licked to Death by Miley Cyrus
91Going the pub with an alcoholic then the alcoholic gets you so drunk that he is able to exchange livers with you as he just happens to be the best doctor at performing operations in the world
93Reading a full article on urinals on Wikipedia, then dying from exhaustion
94Dying whilst making love/having sex, or from sex itself
95Checking the fuel level of a car by thowing in a lit match.
96Getting crushed to death by a vending machine
99Be Harry Potter, reach 4th book, get AIDS.
100Jump off of a cliff and bounce off of a rock, away from the sharp rocks, but fall into a pool of sharks
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