Funniest Ways to Tell Someone "Your Fly Is Open"

The Top Ten
1 The cucumber has left the salad
2 Our new guest is someone which needs no introduction...
3 You've got Windows in your laptop

Yep, that one's good, K.

4 The front door is open

Or the back door

5 Your Pink Floyd is hanging out
6 Now I see you're nuts
7 You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones

This was the first one to make me laugh.

And a major one.

8 The cage is open but the beast is asleep...
9 XYZ (examine your zipper)
10 Someone is flying low...
The Contenders
11 I can see the gun of Navarone
12 Artillery ready Captain!
13 One of our soldiers was killed today? Your flag's flying at half staff
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