Funny and Sarcastic Actual Song Titles That Are Perfect for Your Ex

The Top Ten

1 If the Phone Doesn't Ring, You Know It's Me

Good One I Might Use It In My Next Song

Ooh, that's gotta smart, right?

2 How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away?

Yeah, that's pretty much the problem I'm facing with a certain someone I think too much about.

3 I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

Perfect! Exactly what I would use!

4 I'm So Miserable Without You; It's Like Having You Here

5 My Head Hurts, My Feet Stinks and I Don't Love You

6 You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

7 If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out by Now

This made me laugh so much.

8 I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

Hindsight is a wonderful thing.

9 If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

10 Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

You don't know just how close your comment is to reality...

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