Top Ten Geeky Valentine's Cards
The Top Ten
1 ΔEΔt≥hi/2π; I'm certain... about you.
You kind of need to see how this wave function collapses. But I'm uncertain.
2 I'd Periodically do you on a Table.
I just love it sos much.
3 You're More Special Than Relativity!
If my "Valentine" gave me this, I'd react with "you're more general than relativity."
4 Roses reflect a light frequency at one end of the visible electromagnetic spectrum, violets reflect a light frequency at the other end of the visible electromagnetic spectrum, sugar is C12H22O11, and you release the endorphins in my brain.
Well, I understand all of that. But, yeah, it's too complicated to be printed on a card! Or maybe, your valentine can be a nerd like, you (if you're one! ).
You blind me with science. Just shut up and kiss me, you fool!
5 You are the ln(e).
6 I love you like Sheldon loves his spot.
Came back to this list because I love this item so much. For some weird reason I think it's like the sweetest thing ever. I'd love this Valentine so much
Aww! That's kind of sweet, but that's a pretty serious relationship!
7 You are the CCS to my HTML.
8 I'm Sagan all my love for you.
This one is such a bad joke it's utterly disgraceful. But what the hell.
9 R4 is red, R2 is blue, if I were the force I'd be with you!
10 Even during a zombie apocalypse I'd still chews you!
The Contenders
11 Set phasers to STUNNING!
12 You auto-complete me.
13 Hey, are you made of copper and titanium? Because you're CuTe.
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