Top Ten Grammar Jokes
This one took FOREVER. There's a lot less grammar jokes out there then people think. Comment on what you guys think, and feel free to add things. These are not all that's out there!The Top Ten
1 Which letters do Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday have in common? A: None! None of them have "c", "o","m" or "n" in them.
2 What is the longest word in the English language? A: Smiles. (There is a mile between the first letter and the last letter)
3 Grammar: The difference between knowing your s**t and knowing you're s**t.
I've got to say that this is hilarious.
4 Let's eat Grandma! Let's eat, Grandma! Punctuation saves lives!
5 The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.
6 Teacher: If can't is short for cannot, than what is don't short for? Student: Doughnut.
7 Teacher: Can someone give me a sentence starting with "I" Student: I is-- Teacher: No. Always say, "I am." Student: All right, if you say so. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
8 At school my English teacher asked me to say two pronouns. I said, "Who, me?"
9 I am is said to be the shortest sentence in the English language. I do is the longest.
Like at a wedding? I'm not sure I get it
Think about it...
10 Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understating.
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