Best Gravity Falls Quotes

I really love this show. Tt's one of my favorites. What are its best quotes?
The Top Ten
1 You can't force someone to love you. The best you can do is strive to be someone worthy of loving. - Dipper

It's true. Love is something that can't be forced. All you can do is try to be someone worthy of loving, whether in friendship or romance.

I love this quote. It sounds sweet and tells you the truth about the world and others' feelings.

I gave this advice to someone who had a crush on me. I liked them as a friend, and this helped ease them.

2 Reality is just a illusion and the universe is a hologram - Bill Cipher

Bill is definitely the best character, and one of the reasons is all his quotes! I could say a thousand of them (this one, Funny how dumb you are, Race ya to the bottom of the stairs...).

Bill deserves to be number one, not Dipper. Dipper isn't even a main character. Totally. Yeah.

Absolutely the best Bill Cipher quote in cartoon history!

3 Schembulock! - Schembulock

I love this quote! Because well, that's all he ever says.

So what's the point? Anyway, I like it.

4 If you're a side character, you get eaten in the first 5 minutes of the movie. Dude, am I a side character?! - Soos

Wow. BEST ADVICE: You are never a side character. You are the main character of your own story.

This quote is just awesome. Soos is just... Soos.

Dude, do you even think of stuff like that?

5 When there's no cops around, anything's legal! - Stan

This is so funny and true it deserves the Nobel Prize. There's no bell since there were no cops around, and Stan swiped it.

My friend once said something like that. She doesn't even watch Gravity Falls.

It's like saying, "Alright kids! As long as no one is around, go ahead and punch Pacifica Northwest in the face!"

6 Homework is wack and so are rules tucking in your shirts for fools - Rapper
7 Disco Girl... Coming through... That girl in you - Dipper

In theater, some girls wanted to do the Mamma Mia play, so the teacher put on Dancing Queen. Me and my friend instead sang this.

8 For tonight's final illusion we have the incredible sack of mystery. When you put your money in it, it mysteriously disappears - Stan

I've watched this episode a lot, but this quote never fails to make me laugh.

Bill is so overrated. Stan is the best, at least for me, and this is my favorite quote of him.

Stan is the human version of Mr. Krabs.

9 Who'd you like to buy the Stan-Vac vacuum? It sucks more than anything! - Stan

This one gets bonus points for working the word "sucks" into a Disney cartoon.

This quote needs to go down in history.

One of the best quotes on the show.

10 Studies show owning a ladder is more dangerous that a loaded gun. That's why I own ten guns, just in case some fool tries to sneak in here with a ladder. - Stan

Stan just has 10 guns while there are kids and probably a bunch of monsters in the house, yet a ladder is still more dangerous.

Well, if Caboose from "Red vs. Blue" is holding said gun, then it's only dangerous for his own team.

This is my favorite quote ever!

The Contenders
11 Dipper would. - Mabel

This was actually a touching scene. I don't remember who asked Mabel, "Who would do that for a stupid sibling?" After all the negative things he said, then Mabel just realized how much sacrifice Dipper has done for her.

This is when Mabel realizes how much Dipper has sacrificed for her and realizes he loves her no matter what she wants and is willing to give up what he wants for her.

This brings back all the sacrifices Dipper willingly did for Mabel. It's an unconditional love.

12 Void where prohibited no C.O.D.s accepted. Carla I've always loved you but I've never had the guts to say it - News Reporter

At the end of this episode, the three-letter back cipher says, "Carla, why won't you call me?"

13 Don't you know what it's like to fall for someone. Even though you know in your heart that it'll probably never work out? But you'd do anything for that person? - Mabel Pines

Agreed. Even though you might not get the girl or boy of your dreams, you still do anything for him or her. It's just like how Pearl did everything for Rose Quartz.

I love how she's literally describing Dipper's feelings for Wendy.

14 Known for their pale skin and bad attitudes these creatures are often mistaken for... Teenagers - Dipper

This describes me in the morning very well.

15 Check it out, Dipper! I successfully bedazzled my face! - Mabel
16 Hey, wanna hear a joke? Okay, here goes. My ex-wife still misses me...but her aim is gettin' better! - Stan
17 It's funny how dumb you are! - Bill Cipher

Bill Cipher is one of my favorite cartoon characters of all time! I love everything he does, even when it's messed up. (Tries to hold in laugh while seeing Bill switch all the holes on Preston Northwest's face.) I love all the episodes Bill's in. He makes the show super interesting! But this is my favorite quote of his.

Bill needs to be higher. He's one of the funniest characters in the series, besides Stan. He said it so casually, too.

I have a page in my sketchbook with the best Gravity Falls quotes, and this one is on it!

18 I can buy and sell you old man! - Gideon

I honestly think that Gideon is the most stupid character besides McGucket. I wish he would get over Mabel. Two words Gideon: MOVE ON.

This was definitely his best quote. When I try to think of a quote for this and I blank, I remember this. I swear, it should be higher up. Sorry if I make no sense, I'm tired. ~S

19 I've seen some pretty amazing things this summer. But nothing as amazing as you and your sister. - Wendy

Wendy... Deal with it. You were mine, but Robbie.

Nothing is as amazing as the Pines twins...!

20 You're scared. Of growing up. And who could blame you; I'm scared, too. - Dipper

Best quote ever said by Dipper! He's so kind to Mabel. I wish I had that bond with my sisters.

This one honestly touched me, and it makes me so emotional every time I watch it.

This was really a touching scene. Dipper and Mabel really care about each other.

21 Hey dude! Ready to blow up these hot dogs in the microwave one by one - Soos
22 Everybody's touching everything! - Dipper

This is just too precious to hear from his mouth! *Covers his mouth* Shh... I get it... you're going to be a teen... read "Why am I sweaty?" as a bedtime story.

That sounds so wrong on so many levels...

23 This party never stops. Time is dead and meaning has no meaning. Existence is upside-down and I reign supreme. Welcome, one and all, to weirdmageddon! - Bill Cipher

Honestly, I love everything that comes out of this guy's nonexistent mouth. This was one of the lines that I actually didn't laugh at, though. It's actually a really cool moment when Weirdmageddon starts. This quote makes me feel things, like a mix between dread and excitement.

I agree. If they had not put that quote in the finale, I most likely would have changed the channel.

*Faints* Was I the only person who died when Bill said, "Welcome to Weirdmageddon"?

24 Okay my original plan was to tape together a bunch of fishsticks to make a prosthetic pair of people legs - Mabel
25 Dude, I made us some victory nachos. Don't worry, I only ate a third of them. Nah, half of them. Just kidding, I ate all of 'em! - Soos

The nachos were secretly Bill in disguise.

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