Greatest Movie Insults
The Top TenXW
1If my dog had a face like yours I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards. - Gleaming the Cube
I heard a comment like this in a movie.
I didn't get it at first but now I do
2 'scuse me, is that your nose or did a bus park on your face? - RoxanneV1 Comment
3Is it true that when you were born the doctor slapped your mother? - Priscilla: Queen of the Desert
4I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon. - The Princess Bride
5You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, f***-face, d***head, ass****. - A Fish Called Wanda
The way he said it was awesome! People who have seen this movie are awesome! L o l this made my day
6 Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder. - The Empire Strikes BackV3 Comments
7You clinking, clanking, clattering collection of caliginous junk. - Wizard of Oz
8You are a sad, strange little man and you have my pity - Toy Story
Laugh out loud I love this one! And it's from a children's movie.. Which makes it all the more funnier... It's hilarious
You guys realize the original plan had Woody calling Slinky a spring wiener?!
Can you imagine saying this to someone? No comeback to that!
9You dirt-eating piece of slime! You scum-sucking pig! You son of a motherless goat! - Three Amigos
Great movie! Great scene! Great insult!
10You s***-kicking, stinky, horse manure smelling motherf***** you - Casino
?You like apples? Here! How do you like them apples? - Good Will Hunting
?You get nothing! You lose! Good day sir! - Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
11How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou! - A Clockwork Orange
12You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humour and you smell - The Witches of Eastwick
This is awesome laugh out loud
13You're a c***. You're a c*** now and you've always been a c*** and nothings gonna change 'cause you're gonna become an even bigger c*** and have some more c*** kids - In Bruges
My favourite line from my favourite movie! Just a perfect insult
14You have the emotional range of a teaspoon. - Hermione Granger
I am a Harry potter fan. Hermione Granger is my favorite! Laugh out loud favorite. Quote from that movie!
15Bull****. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. - Full Metal Jacket
This was my favorite line from the movie
16Your Mama Is Like a Vacuum Cleaner. She Sucks, She Blows, and Gets Laid In the Closet - The Campaign
17Your mama is like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks, she blows, and gets laid in the closet - The Campaign
This I probaly te best insult as I use it all the time the best film as well
18You play ball like a girl! - The Sandlot
19No business for an insecure, junkyard, motherf*****! - Dolemite
20In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's d*** and became insanely jealous. Then I'd lose 30 pounds... porking his wife! - Ace Ventura