Greatest Movie Insults

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1If my dog had a face like yours I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards. - Gleaming the Cube

I heard a comment like this in a movie.
I didn't get it at first but now I do

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2 'scuse me, is that your nose or did a bus park on your face? - RoxanneV1 Comment
3Is it true that when you were born the doctor slapped your mother? - Priscilla: Queen of the Desert
4I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon. - The Princess Bride
5You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, f***-face, d***head, ass****. - A Fish Called Wanda

The way he said it was awesome! People who have seen this movie are awesome! L o l this made my day

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6 Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder. - The Empire Strikes BackV3 Comments
7You clinking, clanking, clattering collection of caliginous junk. - Wizard of Oz
8You are a sad, strange little man and you have my pity - Toy Story

Laugh out loud I love this one! And it's from a children's movie.. Which makes it all the more funnier... It's hilarious

You guys realize the original plan had Woody calling Slinky a spring wiener?!

Can you imagine saying this to someone? No comeback to that!

9You dirt-eating piece of slime! You scum-sucking pig! You son of a motherless goat! - Three Amigos

Great movie! Great scene! Great insult!

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10You s***-kicking, stinky, horse manure smelling motherf***** you - Casino

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11How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou! - A Clockwork Orange
12You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humour and you smell - The Witches of Eastwick

This is awesome laugh out loud

13You're a c***. You're a c*** now and you've always been a c*** and nothings gonna change 'cause you're gonna become an even bigger c*** and have some more c*** kids - In Bruges

My favourite line from my favourite movie! Just a perfect insult

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14Bull****. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. - Full Metal Jacket

This was my favorite line from the movie

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15Your Mama Is Like a Vacuum Cleaner. She Sucks, She Blows, and Gets Laid In the Closet - The Campaign
16Your mama is like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks, she blows, and gets laid in the closet - The Campaign

This I probaly te best insult as I use it all the time the best film as well

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17You have the emotional range of a teaspoon. - Hermione Granger

I am a Harry potter fan. Hermione Granger is my favorite! Laugh out loud favorite. Quote from that movie!

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18You play ball like a girl! - The Sandlot
19No business for an insecure, junkyard, motherf*****! - Dolemite
20In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's d*** and became insanely jealous. Then I'd lose 30 pounds... porking his wife! - Ace Ventura
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1. 'scuse me, is that your nose or did a bus park on your face? - Roxanne
2. Is it true that when you were born the doctor slapped your mother? - Priscilla: Queen of the Desert
3. If my dog had a face like yours I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards. - Gleaming the Cube
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