1 If my dog had a face like yours I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards. - Gleaming the Cube
I heard a comment like this in a movie.
I didn't get it at first but now I do
That's what I'm gonna do to my dog!
Haha...its amazing!
2 'Scuse me, is that your nose or did a bus park on your face? - Roxanne
3 Is it true that when you were born the doctor slapped your mother? - Priscilla: Queen of the Desert
4 I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon. - The Princess Bride
Best movie ever! (Also, awesome insult! )
5 Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder. - The Empire Strikes Back
Who you calling scruffy?
Leia: Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder!
Han: Who's scruffy looking?
Best line ever
STAR WARS SWAG!
6 You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, f***-face, d***head, ass****. - A Fish Called Wanda
You can't even read half of it!
The way he said it was awesome! People who have seen this movie are awesome! L o l this made my day
7 You clinking, clanking, clattering collection of caliginous junk. - Wizard of Oz
8 You are a sad, strange little man and you have my pity - Toy Story
Laugh out loud I love this one! And it's from a children's movie.. Which makes it all the more funnier... It's hilarious
You guys realize the original plan had Woody calling Slinky a spring wiener?!
Can you imagine saying this to someone? No comeback to that!
Lol so funny and of course, child appropriate
9 You s***-kicking, stinky, horse manure smelling motherf***** you - Casino
10 You dirt-eating piece of slime! You scum-sucking pig! You son of a motherless goat! - Three Amigos
I have no idea why this movie failed! This is perfect.
Great movie! Great scene! Great insult!
The Contenders
11 How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou! - A Clockwork Orange
12 You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humour and you smell - The Witches of Eastwick
This is awesome laugh out loud
13 You have the emotional range of a teaspoon. - Hermione Granger
I am a Harry potter fan. Hermione Granger is my favorite! Laugh out loud favorite. Quote from that movie!
14 Bull****. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. - Full Metal Jacket
This was my favorite line from the movie
Stanley Kubrick for the win
15 You play ball like a girl! - The Sandlot
16 You're a c***. You're a c*** now and you've always been a c*** and nothings gonna change 'cause you're gonna become an even bigger c*** and have some more c*** kids - In Bruges
My favourite line from my favourite movie! Just a perfect insult
Fantastic. Says it all really
17 Your mama is like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks, she blows, and gets laid in the closet - The Campaign
This I probaly te best insult as I use it all the time the best film as well
18 In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's d*** and became insanely jealous. Then I'd lose 30 pounds... porking his wife! - Ace Ventura
19 No business for an insecure, junkyard, motherf*****! - Dolemite
20 Take this quarter, go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face. - Uncle Buck
Classic quote.
21 You're just the afterbirth, Eli. You slithered out of your mothers filth. They should have put you in a glass jar on a mantlepiece. - There Will be Blood
22 I wouldn't piss on your gums if your teeth were on fire. - Encino Man
23 Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. - Gone With the Wind
How is this don't number one?
24 Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe? - The Breakfast Club
25 Zach, eyes off the pizza, mate. God made you lactose-intolerant for a reason, yeah? So fat. So fat. - The Internship