Best SpongeBob SquarePants Episodes


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The Top Ten

Band Geeks
Band Geeks, Secret Box, Idiot Box, Best Day ever, and the camping episode should be at the top.
This deserves to be number one. I'm watching "Pizza Delivery" right as I'm typing this. Haha I love Spongebob and Squidward together!
it was funny when there were singing
[Newest]Is mayonnaise an instrument
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2Chocolate with Nuts
Best episode ever even better than number1! Ps who the heck put the "best" day ever on here I hate the music
My favorite part of this episode is when the chocolate fish exclaims CHOCOLATE! And in the end he asks if he could buy all of their chocolate and Patrick is so surprised he dumps all the chocolate bars out of his pants and even poops out a kisses chocolate. This is the part where I crack up. There is one other episode not on the list that I think is hilarious, and it is Krusty Love, which should replace Best Day Ever. In the end of this episode, Spongebob is so mad he curses at his own boss Mr. Krabs in front of Mrs. Puff when she looks at a dictionary and her cheeks turn red and Mr. Krabs's mouth grows wide open.
Funniest episode of spongebob I have ever seen! Though band geeks is great too especially that song at the end... it's amazing and thats probably why its number one because of the song
[Newest]I think this is the best episode ever from SpongeBob. I liked when the chocolate fish says Chocolate!
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3Pizza Delivery
Squid at the end, showing genuine concern for Spongebob "Sponge?... Sponge? "
"who cares about the costumer? "I do". "well I don't" (hurricane stops) 'gasp' Sqiudward. Best line ever next to My Names Not. RICK. How is this not number one? It has more memorable moments than any of the other old episodes. This episode has a classic plot just like camping episode or band geeks. The part where Spongebob runs over Squidward with the boulder was hilarious, and the song is simply priceless. This song is loved by all Spongebob fans, and so is this episode. If your a Spongebob fan that instantly means you've seen and love this episode. My favorite episode of Spongebob will always be this. It should be number 1
This episode is SO funny! I love the part when Spongebob is explaining to Squidward about a movie that he saw about pioneers and when he tries to convince Squidward to eat the coral instead of the the tasty pizza!
[Newest]This episode shows Squidward as the hero. Squidward is also my favorite character, and when a character like Squidward is victorious (Band Geeks, Pizza Delivery) they are both awesome.
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4The Camping Episode
Best Episode Ever. "WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN! " (Patrick draws Tic-Tac-Toe Symbols). Perhaps my favorite line ever.
Most hilarious episode. I'm 25 years old, and every time I see this episode, I totally bust out laughing every time Squidward gets repeatedly mauled by the sea bear! lol

Squidward (after being mauled for the 100th time): What did I do that time?
Spongebob: I don't know... I guess he just doesn't like you!

This should be number one. The Marshmallow shot through Squidwards clarinet and protruded at the back of his head gets me every time. Chew. Chew. Chew. Awesome song to boot.
[Newest]"That circle would have never held back a sea rhinoceros! " "What attracts a sea rhinoceros? " "The sound of a sea bear attack! "
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2 best lines:

"Where's the leak, ma'am? " and
I like the part where patrick says finland and also the part where squidword gets the pencil drewing hair.
This episode is REALLY funny. We'r watching it right now
[Newest]This is my favorite episode. No matter how many times I see it I laugh my ass off.

6Graveyard Shift
AND THE WALLS WILL OOZE GREEN SLIME! Oh wait, they always do that.
Number 14 the night shift, is the graveyard shift in a different way. So you may have mixed it up. Wicth makes this list have 60 episodes. Even though its mixed up, it is a great episode and you can check out the top 100 episodes. My top ten are

10, suds

9, Graveyard shift

8, rock Bottem

7, naughty nautical neighbors

6, clams

5, procrastination

4, survival of the idiots

3, pressure

2, jellyfishing

1, RIPPED PANTS( including the song that makes me feel better
This is my favorite episode. This episode is so funny, and the plot is so amazing. SpongeBob SquarePants use to be such a good show, but there was an obvious decrease in the shows quality after the SpongeBob SquarePants Movie. I can't believe how bad the most current episodes are. The episodes clearly don't have the same great storylines that made the show so popular more than a decade ago.
[Newest]"Every... what day is it? " "Tuesday." "Every Tuesday! "

The only way out is through the... PERFUME DEPTARTMENT! Great Episode. not number 1 but still a classic
This ship belongs to the Red Barron!

Looking back there was so much great humor in this haha. Do we get business cards? Haha
[Newest]You're good, you're good, you're good. Don't worry captain we'll buff out those scratches.

8Krusty Krab Training Video
This episode flat-out lacks a fourth wall, which is something I really love. Also, People Order Our Patties is one of the funniest moments on the show.
The first episode I ever watched, and the real best in my opinion (Sorry Pizza Delivery, Band Geeks, and Wishing You Well)


[Newest]People Order Our Patties

9Idiot Box
It filled my life with imaginaatioon. (Rainbow)
Even to this day, I have a giant box I play in almost every day. I'm 18 now, and it's mostly used for privacy with my girlfriend, but I do exercise my imagination with it when I can.
I'm watching thins episode as I'm typing "isn't there anything other than boxing".
[Newest]Foxy's reaction to robot pirate island: Why wasn't I in this?

I thought this one was hilarious, really cool with a lot of neat scenery. Squidward's even funnier than SpongeBob here!
Squidward: Future! Future! Future! FUTURE! This was one of the lines ever. This episode reminds me how much I miss the old Spongebob. :'(
Best episode ever and first one I've seen. I grew up with spongebob and this has always been my favorite.


[Newest]This is a great episode

The Contenders

11Sailor Mouth
Proof that even SpongeBob has a dirty mouth. And that scene with Mr. Krabs cursing is hilarioius!


This episode cracks me up. My favorite part of it was when they first started swearing in the first place.
If you noticed here, many of the best episodes have memorable humor. Though I have a different sense of humor [thanks to YouTube Poop], many people love this for the cursing. I will nitpick that the humor takes over the story and makes less supportive, but hey, who doesn't love a good laugh?
[Newest]They made a reference to GEORGE CARLIN, of all people.

12Help Wanted
This episode made this show
Spongebob gets hired duh this is a classic
Everything else happened AFTER this episode :3
[Newest]I love the song and the plot altogether!

13Ripped Pants
When big Larry came round just to put him down,
Spongebob turned into a clown,
And no girl ever wants to dance,
With the fool who went and,
Ripped his pants

This is by far the best episode, that inspongeaic episode was the worst episode EVER! In fact, none of it is funny, thomas is twenty times better and ed edd n eddy is millions times better. And one thing good about this episode is the song, I loved it, but the new episodes were not the superworst
Absolute Genius. How is this not #1? The ripped pants song is MY CHILDHOOD.
[Newest]The Song is top notch! (Sorry sweet victory, krusty krab pizza and fun)

14Christmas Who?
Santa is comin tonight tonight Santa is coming to night.
Hard to believe that this episode is ranked so low. It should be in the top ten.
Love the song:

It looks like it's gonna be a wonderful holiday,

Not your normal average everyday.

Looks like someone fell my old coral tree,

SpongeBob, Patrick why'd ya do this to me?!


15Rock Bottom
I LOVE this episode of SpongeBob it's definitely my favorite Patrick left SpongeBob by himself downtown laugh out loud and his expression when he saw they were leaving Bikini Bottom was priceless!
This isn't your everyday darkness, this is advanced darkness.
I'm a mom of three sponge bob-loving kids and I will watch this episode every time!
[Newest]Like grandpa SquarePants said "never go chasing a bus on a 90 degree angle" lol

16Something Smells
Once there was an ugly barnacle he was so ugly that everyone died the end. That didn't help at all! Laugh out loud
I cracked up when Spongbob was like "I'm Ugly and I'm Proud"
Possibly my favorite episode, because of blue fish and The Ugly Barnacle.
[Newest]Once Nickelodeon was good when it turned bad everyone died the end

17Survival of the Idiots
Who are you callin' Pinhead for voting for this? Nobody, because it's so dang funny! There are a couple of funny episodes in Season 4, but the rest of 4 and up are all terrifyingly horrible. Not funny at all.


In my opinion my favorite this is my favorite episode. Like Jammer196 said, Who you calling Pinehead?
"Which one a' you is the real Dirty Dan?! " "Uh... I am." Classic Patrick stupidly walking right into getting maimed by hibernation Sandy.


[Newest]Who you calling pinhead?!?!

18Wet Painters
"Patrick" "Yeah" "I don't think this can get any bigger! " "Nonsense! " So awesome.
"spongebob we're not animals we have technology" then he slams the computer on the dollar classic. Damn spongebob used to be so funny now its a joke I don't want my kids watching the dumbass new episodes
Holy smokes. How is this at 55? It should at least be in the top fifteen! I mean, come on! Just watch it!


[Newest]I'm out of time cards

19Dying for Pie
What the hell is wrong with you all? This episode's my favorite, and it's sad seeing it so low.
My personal favorite! "The boy cries you a sweater of tears... And you kill'em". Too many one liners, just watch it.
This one is a CLASSIC PEOPLE! It has a message to it and it's so sad when SpongeBob says he will die due to the carelessness of a friend. That is so sad my heart feels so heavy whenever I watch that part. Love this one is my favorite HOW IS IT NOT #1?! Needs to be
[Newest]You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be okay.

20The Fry Cook Games
Plankton-"Square, THE SHAPE OF EVIL! " More like the shape of SpongeBob.


4 words explain why this episode is funny. MY NAME NOT RICK!
This is the best episode

21Club SpongeBob
I love it! Haha never gets old, a classic! Should be in top ten at least, I mean come on! Laugh out loud! The magic conch
I love when all the food falls out of the sky


I love this one! We used to watch spongebob at my grandmas all the time. Now I still watch it but not that much.


[Newest]Lord of the Sea-Flies

I love this one because (you guys might not agree with me) it shows plankton wants friends more than success even though he did try to steal the krabby party formula, he really wanted a friend more.
How can you not absolutely love the song? Just saying.
F is for f you whoever didn't vote for this! You is for you r the best episode! N is for no other episode is as good besides Gary takes a bath! (: Man why isn't Gary takes a bath on the list?!
[Newest]The FUN song. Enough?

23Opposite Day
I really like this episode
1st reason: Squidward is in it.
2nd reason: the part that the buyer asked if there was another Squidward and Gary meowed is hilarious.
3rd reason: the end (because that is exactly what I would do if someone ruin a great chance to have my peace and quiet).
Squidward has always been a loser, but this is the best proof. This should be #1 with Idiot Box. Funniest ever:-)
Oh I know this episode a lot! In It SpongeBob turns pink and Patrick is yellow!


[Newest]This was probably the best episode EVER.

24Snowball Effect
This is my favorite episode! This should defiantly get top top ten because it is the best ever episode I think. But the funniest of it makes it the top ten. It is an extraordinary episode because of the jokes and I hate the new ones. This should defiantly make number one!
I love this episode, it makes me laugh all the time. I never see them play it anymore though
More like Snowball War.


[Newest]Gasp! Squidward returned fire! Then it's war! Classic

25Krusty Towers
What's this episode doing at forty three? I love the part when Squidward makes Spongebob and Mr. Krabs redo his hotel room. It's hard to say, but I think this episode should at least make the top ten episodes.
People say that the show has declined in quality since the movie. And it's generally true. One coarse meal is the worst Spongebob episode ever made. But this is one of the post movie episodes that's just as good, if not better, than the old episodes. I like the hotel motto and the employee elevator. Especially because Patrick only wanted rocks brought up to his room.
I can't stop laughing during that episode, it is worth much more than 45. Patrick is so funny when he asks for cheese, he tips, or simply question "this is a hotel? ".
[Newest]Love this episode it's funny

26I Had an Accident
Sandy: "Spongebob! Land on your bottom! It'll cushion the impact of the fall! "
Spongebob: "(Takes pants off) Like this? "
Patrick: "No your other bottom! "
Sandy: "Don't you have to have to be stupid somewhere else"
Patrick: "Not until 4:00"
This episode would've been number 1 on my list. so much funny stuff in it
Patrick is so stupid its funny


[Newest]I'll use a battering ram to get sponge bob outside

27Sand Castles in the Sand
One of the best newer episodes I have seen.
This episode is one of the most epic SpongeBob episodes I've ever seen. This was pure genius.


The sand castle part made the episode. The beginning and end was annoying though. But, The middle (Sand Castles made up for it). I wish the writers made episodes like this instead of making crap.
[Newest]This is a great episode

28Patrick Smartpants
"Knowledge cannot replace friendship, I prefer to be an idiot! "
One of the first episodes post movie that mad me laugh.
This is one of my favorite SpongeBob episodes of all.

29No Weenies Allowed
Hey Writers I got a message for you and please if your reading this make if happen create an episode where Spongebob and Patrick try to get into a nightclub but they can't but when Plankton plans to destroy it after Mr. Krabs hid the formula in there, Spongebob and Patrick must enter and stop him while going undercover but hilarious things happen on the way in the nightclub and it should be called The Undercover Clubbers. Sandy should be in it where she helps them and a fish parody of 1 Directon should be in it and Pearl and her friends should be there and squidward. This episode rules and this should be a homage except without the muscular wrestler dudes who agrees with me?
HAHA weenies... This is a funny episode. I believe it's the one where SpongeBob wants to get into the Salty Spitoon, am I not correct? SpongeBob: "I'll have you know that I stubbed my toe last week, while watering my spice garden, and I only cried for twenty minutes. " haha what a baby! GOTTA LOVE THE SPONGE!
You can't hide what's inside!
You callin' me a liar? I ain't callin ya for dinner.
Best quotes of the episode.
Seriously, this should be at least top 20.
[Newest]You got a new bottle of ketchup? Ya. ITS ON! Classic

30Big Pink Loser
Remember the famous line, "no, this is patrick! ".. Yeah,. This is their best episode with patrick's idiocracy
This episode is not my favourite but it has the funniest moment: Phone: "is this Krusty Krab? " Patrick: "no, this is Patrick" phone: "is this Krusty Krab? " Patrick: "no, this is Patrick" phone: "is this Krusty Krab? " Patrick: "no, THIS IS PATRICK! "
Hey pal... You just blow in from stupid town?
[Newest]I'm gonna go defend my title lol

This was the funniest episode of Spongebob. I could not stop laughing. Mr Krabs, Spongebob and Squidward go to on a fishing trip and Mr Krabs goes insane.


Why couldn't it have been me?

Yeah, why couldn't it have been you?
Who on EARTH IS THIS SO LOW? 31? What the hell? This is one of the best episodes in the series!

I love this episode, especially the part that says "firmly grasp it! "
First time Spongebob and Patrick go jellyfishing!


Firmly grasp it is my mom's favorite SpongeBob line!

33Just One Bite
Are you UNSURE about the ranking of this episode
"You like krabby patties don't you squidward? " I burst out laughing every single time!
There are two episodes where someone falls in love with a Krabby party and this one is way better. By the way you should check out the deleted scene where I don't know why it's deleted probably because they use gas but it is 'funny.
[Newest]A very underrated episode, it deserves more than it has.

34Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V
This episode is absolutely fantastic. Every Villain Is Lemons, otherwise known as evil!
I love that episode and it's my favourite because I love superheroes and my favourite is The International Justice League Of Super Acquintances and I love Phineas and Ferb story writer Martin Olson as the chief and I like when he kisses the chair and yells "Woo Hoo"! The theme song for this episode should be The Beach Boys 'Heroes and Villains' or David Bowie's 'Heroes' but it never was. I wished they were real. I wished they make another episode of the IJLSA. Signed Jack Joesph "JJ" Murphy of 13 She Oak Grove, Narellan Vale, NSW 2567 Australia.P. S Bring me pictures of the IJLSA for my birthday. My birthdate is 30/10/98 and I'm a fan of Michael Jackson.

35Spongebob Meets the Strangler
Honestly, this episode should be in the top ten list, I love this episode. When the cops cuff his eyes, that was priceless, really should be in the top ten
One of the funniest SpongeBob episodes ever. Truly priceless, especially the scene when SpongeBob puts his spikey cleats on the Strangler's eyes for 6 hours.
Has to be in the top 10 if not the top two or three!

36Can You Spare a Dime?
"This town will be eating out of the palm of my hands! "... "Spare change mam? "
You have a job? Why wouldn't I? It's not like I'm some kind of inconsiderate jerk who lays in bed all day!
Say, where can I get one of these "jobs"? Oh their everywhere, especially if you're green and have six tentacles. Thanks. I'm going to look for one so I can stop MOOCHING OFF MY FRIENDS AND THEY CAN GET BACK TO THEIR LIVES!
This one is awesome! Its by far the best episode! Squidward is broke and Spongebob wears a skirt! Something is always happening in this episode. And Mr. Krabs is obsessing over money again. BUT 92?! "Or a football playing king in space... with a mustache." LOLOL
[Newest]SpongeBob strangles mr Krabs best part ever

37Squid's Day Off
Squidward is crazy in this one after mr Krabs leaves him in charge and he keeps worrying about Spongebob.


Have yo finished those errands? ERRAND ERRAND ERRAND ERRAND
Have you finished those errands?

38Nasty Patty
I can't believe I had to add this no one had it. well this is my favorite episode but there are so many great one it was really hard to choose. plus all of those ones I forgot about. all are great except for the new ones (2005 and up) rock bottom is great too and I don't even get shanghaied. they do not play this episode often enough at all. I watched for the first time in about 2 years yesterday and that was on dvd


"Nasty Patty" should be the gold standard for how to do gross out humor and dark comedy in SpongeBob SquarePants. Writers of "The Splinter," "House Fancy," "One Coarse Meal," and "Demolition Doofus": watch "Nasty Patty" and take note!
Genuineness! This is how to do a dark and disturbing episode but still make it hillarious. Great film noir inspired episode.
[Newest]This is also one of my favourite episodes

39Pre-Hibernation Week
Should be in the top 10. Why?
Born in 2002 when I saw this episode it got me in pantera metal rocks I'm 12 and man pop music sucks I was 3 when I started listening to music like Metallica man people hates me because I like metal and classic country and hate pop and rap screw them I hope yall don't get blamed for listening to megadeth on the school bus
Spongebob + Pantera = Best Episode Ever!
[Newest]So many memorable moments in this episode. Best pair of episodes (its this one and Life of Crime).

Probably my second favorite under band geeks. when I was little my mom and I would watch this episode all the time and we still have inside jokes about it ten years later! My dad doesn't like SpongeBob though.
The chaos and close ups of the butterfly were amusing.
This episode is awesome why isn't it higher
[Newest]I was obsessed with Wormy as a little girl!

41Planet of the Jellyfish
This episode was a good addition and one of the better new episodes, but I feel like it was a rip off of sandy, SpongeBob, and the worm because it was SpongeBob finding something horrid and weird, something bad happened to the bikini bottomites, and him and sandy try and stop it. same plot. but this episode isn't bad either its kinda weird though like really? They're weak to mayo? That's a little uncreative but the rest was pulled off just fine


This Is one of the very few newer episodes that I can actually stand watching, unlike some of the episodes that have weak plots.
Good episode especially that the jelly clones weakness is mayonnaise that's interesting and the fight was awesome

42Jellyfish Jam
Not Catchy! I like the song a lot!
That song is so catchy
The song is called Stadium Rave

43One Krabs Trash
Why is this so low?! "This hat belonged to smitty werben man Jensen..." And spongebob returns it to his grave and krabs digs it up. "HE WAS NUMBER ONE! "
My family and I have a ton of inside jokes about this episode like, "he just wants the hat back", and "floating shopping list." Should definitely be in the top 5.
Oh my gosh! A floating shopping list!
5 bucks. I only got seven
R.I. P stupid I, m with stupid

It's a giraffe! Laugh out loud and the bubble blowing "technique"
One of the most classic episodes at such a low rank? My god, the "technique" is one of the most memorable spongebob moments!
Remember the technique Spongebob did? Who doesn't like that part?
[Newest]The technique. Plain and simple.

45Squid on Strike
I think this episode is very clever. Whoever wrote this did a better job than in most episodes. I love this. Squidward: Unfair not funfair! Fish: Funfair? Where? SpongeBob: At the Krusty Krab.
Episodes are better when Squidward and SpongeBob team up and be good. Never make episodes where Squidward is mad at SpongeBob for annoying him. I feel bad for both of them.
There are some spongebob episodes that I don't like like sample dumped

46Best Day Ever
PLEASE! STOP TRASHING THE BEST DAY EVER! In my opinion, this was the last truly amazing episode of spongebob. Almost every episode was A winner before this one. Now the good ones are rare.
This truly was the best.
The camping episode was great! Pizza Delivery was Great! Frankendoodle was Great! Band Geeks was great! Those are my favorites, but This episode took the cake. I mean, this one had a true, kindhearted ending. It showed that doing good things for other people will make good things happen to you.
This episode didn't put the cherry on the cake. It is most of the cake! And the ending shows true friendship. But what cacaught me was the song! If you watch the SpongeBob movie credits long enough, you get the whole version of the song the Best Day Ever! The song is catchy, and the episode is best by far!
[Newest]Best Day Ever is awesome. End The.

47Employee of the Month
The race to the Krusty Krab between Squidward and SpongeBob is still one of my favorite moments in the show

48Hall Monitor
Best line: "he's just standing there... MENACINGLY! ! "
Crime and punishment, punishment and crime, in the halls!
He's standing there... Menacingly.

49Roller Cowards
This is one of my all time favorites! I still laugh at the part where SpongeBob and Patrick are on the kiddie ride.
I love it when they're on the mitten and they're out laugh out loud
One of the better, newer episodes out there.
[Newest]The mitten! Ahem, I mean, the mitten

50Mid-Life Crustacean
What are you doing with my bloomers?


Are you feeling now Mr. Krabs?

51Wishing You Well
Move Patrick I'm claustrophobic. What does claustrophobic mean. It means you're afraid of Santa Claus. HO HO HO! Stop it Patrick you're scaring him!
I lost it at this part.
Take a penny and some magic, even though your life is tragic
HEY! Although every day the pain grows, you'd ride unicorns on rainbows, If you throw all your dreams down the well. When your life comes apart at the scenes and you'd given up all your dreams, Here is just the means to make those dreams come true. No more sufferin' no more sighin' no more pain and no more cryin'


52The Paper
The reason this episode is so great is because of its simplicity I can't believe I had to put this
On the list myself
The Paper was along with one of the "holiday episodes" in which, this episode is very rare to watch.
Let's give this episode some help I mean this episode is shown about 4 times every year and when it is it cracks me up.
[Newest]So funny how a piece of paper can intimidate a person

53Valentine's Day
This Episode has some of the greatest lines in it.
WHY am I choosing this episode? Because it is AWESOME!
Seriously, when Patrick tries to find his Valentine's day present, it is HILARIOUS! And the line "FERRIS WHEEL! " is the best line EVER. Not just in SpongeBob, but in the HISTORY OF CARTOONS AS A WHOLE. And the ending is SO FUNNY!

THAT is why I voted for this episode.
There is way to many good episodes but if I had to pick one it would be this one.


I really like episode for its execution of the western theme. While other old episodes have the Krusty Krab taking on a military theme that makes it fun to watch, this western take seems... special.
The fact that this is not on the list is why the U.S. is perceived as a bunch of idiots!

"Do we have to wear pickle jars? "
~Squidward Tentacles
This is an awesome episode! Patricks like sandy's a girl! Laugh out loud
Laugh out loud so funny when they go on dry land
[Newest]Hey! You can't eat my friends you rats with wings ha I love this episode

Do we have to wear pickle jars?

Sandy is a girl?

56Rock-a-Bye Bivalve
Absolute brillance. How it was not on here earlier was ridiculous. Why is it so great? Well, the plotting of this is hilarious. Spongebob and Patrick becoming parents. The jokes just write themselves. And it's really relatable too. Simply awesome.


Some episodes have mock title cartridges and this one was called 'How sex doesn't work'
Fun Fact: This episode is why I hate To Love A Patty. Why: SpongeBob MURDERS CLAMS IN TO LOVE A PATTY!

57New Student Starfish
This is my favorite episode because Patrick went to the boating school with SpongeBob. (The funny part will come in a minute) First SpongeBob gets ready for boating school then Patrick goes to the front door. SpongeBob then tells him that he has boating school. Then Patrick tells him that he wanted to go. And here's the funny part, mrs. Puff wanted Patrick to tell the class his name and instead of saying his name, he didn't really know what she was talking about, so he just said "24! " That, people is exactly why my favorite number is 24. It may sound ridiculous, but I happen to like it so don't be giving me no flak!

Can't believe this one isn't in the top ten. My favorite one liner is from this episode when patrick enrolls in boating school with spongebob, Mrs puff asks what patrick's name is, patrick leans over and says to spongebob "Who's the fat kid talking to? " None of the newer episodes are funny by the way
Well I would hate you even if I didn't hate you that's how much I hate you.

58Sing a Song of Patrick
This is hilarious because old man Jenkins says I like this song when the awesome Patrick song comes. The band guys also die.
Twinkle twinkle patrick star, I made my self a sandwich...
This was aired the same day other season 4 episodes were aired.

This was a funny episode so I don't know why this wasn't in season 4...


[Newest]Twinkle twinkle Patrick Star I made myself a sandwich. CLASSIC

59As Seen on TV
It is the best and funniest episode ever never get tired of. Wacthing it


What a nice cereal box ha

60Dunces & Dragons
It's great to understand that 8.5 million people watched this episode on its premiere. And you know what? It couldn't have gotten to a better episode! This episode is amazing, and dare I say, one of the best episodes of the entire series! This episode MUST be higher on the list RIGHT NOW!
AMAZING episode. Best post-movie one.


Vote for Dunces And Dragons!

61Culture Shock
I hate this episode. Everybody hates Squidward and I feel bad for him. At least one of his body sticking out the won't cheer and they cheer for SpongeBob. I want to throw the audience with tomatoes back at them if I was Squidward.
I loved this one because of Squidward's dancing and SpongeBob has a water
Why isn't this even on the list? Squidward's failed attempt to put himself in the spotlight and the hilarious ending with SpongeBob and Squidward taking turns stick body parts out should put this at at least with SB-129!

62Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III
The torture that Patrick puts Man-Ray through is simply classic

63Naughty Nautical Neighbors
ONLY AT 99! This episode was a masterpiece! This should be in the top ten.

It's the pinnacle of modern animation
This episode was awful.

64Life of Crime
This episode is hilarious especily at the end when patrick says alright which one of you flatfoots stole my lollypop! When he ate his own
This episode helps show how great season 2 is, but it has its own moment when Patrick goes crazy about "rectangles"

65Plankton's Army
My favorite part is when Mr. Krabs flush plankton down the toilet. Cruse you Krabs!

66It's a Spongebob Christmas
At first I had low expectations, the special turned out to be really good! It's the first Spongebob related thing to capture the spirit of the first few seasons in a long time!
This is one of the only specials that weren't wastes of time! John Goodman is good as Santa! I also love the animation.
Finally it was good again until Squirrel Record. Then it stopped until Kenny The Cat.

67Skill Crane
Skill Crane to me is a memorable episode just in general
A takeoff of The Twilight Zone episode "The Fever." Very well done,
Skill Crane is an extremely memorable episode in addiion to its originality. People never really talk about it but to me it is one of the greats.
[Newest]This episode is better than Good Neighbors

68Krusty Love
Why is this episode all the way down here?! I loved the part in the end when Spongebob became ticked off about Mr. Krabs telling him to keep buying things and he still gets mad about Spongebob wasting his money. Spongebob imitating bad words and Mrs. Puff looking in her dictionary. That was hilarious.

69The Algae's Always Greener
Soiled it, soiled it, soiled it. Do you think this is funny? In a cosmic sort of way, yes! Well Mister Funnyman is this how you get your sick kicks? What its just any ordinary Krabby- oh my goodness! Squidward! - some of the classic lines in SpongeBob history! How could this be ranked at 68?!
Best part was when plankton said Spongebob used too much sauce
Why the everloving hell isn't this higher up on the list?!? Some of the best and funniest lines from the entire show, just watched it and remembered how good of an episode it actually is
[Newest]Soiled it soiled it soiled haha classic

70Plankton's Pet
FINALLY! A good ending for Plankton. I LOVE this episode.
They should make more episodes with Spot, he is a great character!
I love this episode. It was adorable and cute.


71The Lost Mattress
I can't believe I had to add this my self. This is one of the only good new episodes. Others are Whale of a Birthday, Skill Crane, Have you seen this Snail? , Karate Island, Bummer Vacation, and Krabs vs. Plankton.
All these great episodes down this far on the list?


Whale of a Birthday and Karate Island are the worst.

This is the best episode in its season
SpongeBob would you be quit, your disrupting my genius.
The ending ruined the episode. Otherwise, it was pretty good.


73Born Again Krabs

74Squilliam Returns
This one is a classic. Can't go wrong with it... No I cleaned bathrooms on the gourmet. I was the head chef on the SS Diarrhea.
"come on Squidward just imagine he is in his underwear... Oh no he's hot! "

75Friend or Foe
One of the best season 5 episodes.


76A Friendly Game
I thought it was the best episode in season 8.

77Home Sweet Pineapple
This episode made me cry! It's the saddest episode of all time to be ever made! Especially when his parents arrive the music is too sad for me!
This episode always makes me cry.
Sad and funny at the same time!
Patrick : "SPIDER! " (laugh out loud)
And the ending just made all of my sadness float away!
[Newest]Home sweet rubble is better

78The Secret Box
I love this quote- "the condiments of my mind are in enigma. "
Patrick: The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. (carton of milk spills in Patrick's head) laugh out loud!
My friend and I laugh our BUTTS off whenever we see this episode
[Newest]This is the best episode ever.

One of my favorites because it introduces plankton!
"This is my lab! And this is my lab! "
Really funny! I liked it

80Missing Identity
I love this episode! How come this isn't higher on the list?!
WHAT!? How did no one say this yet?

Good one Patrick's great in this
The first SpongeBob's episode that I saw
Don't touch me I'm Sterile!

82Krabs a La Mode
This is an awesome episode. It should be in the top in my opinion.

83Patty Hype
I just call it Pretty Patties. :) P. S. I'm a Boi LOL Boi.

84Enchanted Tiki Dreams
This is like the best episode ever. Everybody is so happy in this episode. It always cheered me up because squidward having a bad day and SpongeBob and Patrick cheer him up with a good idea. This is like me, Squidward getting cheered up from a bad and sad day.
Best season 7 episode ever
Love this episode. What's that? A smoothie.
[Newest]Best episode in season 7 in my opinion

85Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm
What's this episode doing at 207?


This episode is hilarious. I can't believe I had to add it onto the list.
That innuendo cracked me up.


86SpongeBob's Last Stand
Chum bucket sludge bucket
Highway fly away
Lily liver pizza giver
Mashed potato kelp tomato

So hilarious when Patrick was playing the trumpet
Should have been higher on the list
It's my favorite episode of sponge bob!
So good it has made me cry!

Okay, what's this doing here? This is like, the creme de la creme of the Squidward torture porns.

88Doing Time
The first one I ever saw... nonetheless, I love this show!


89Have You Seen This Snail
This episode should be in the top ten. This is my absolute favorite episode. Favorite line set razors on fun miss tuffsy. This should be in the top ten there are just a bunch of bull. I honestly don't think band geeks should be in the top ten. There was nothing speacials about it. And another thing there was a bunch of unfunny episodes before this.
This is the best episode it's a half-hour endeavor of sadness and awesomeness.
This should be on top 3!
No really it was just so sweet to see SB looking and caring for Gary!
It was sad and awesome at the same time! Also loved the end! (thinking of it always make my keep my mind off from that horrible episode "a pal for Gary")

90Krab Borg
Quirky fun. Love the lines like: Let's get that poop, Our World!. Sponge and Squid teaming up and Krabs yelling your crazy. Love the electronic tune.
He didn't laugh... because he couldn't laugh... because he's (gasp) A ROBOT
Great one! Mr. Krabs... A robot... They don't make them like this anymore

91Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV
"I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, me. Wumbo..."
I wonder if a fall from this height could kill me? HAHAA!
The world would be a better place if we all started wumboing. laugh out loud

92Squidtastic Voyage
No this is the worst

I love this pirate-themed episode.
A very underrated episode, but one with a lot of great one-liners. I love when Mr. Krabs hires and fires Patrick, as well as the angelic chorus singing "Plastic! ".
This episode wasn't that great.

94Hello Bikini Bottom!

95Reef Blowers
This was one of the first ones I ever watched when I was REALLY little.

96SpongeBob vs. the Patty Gadget

97Neptune's Spatula
I love this episode, I'm suprised that it is really low on the list not to mention Tentacle Vision is above it when that episode is awful.

98Squirrel Jokes
I love so episode


99SpongeGuard on Duty
The flying ice cream truck and Dude, put that thing away there like children here best lines ever
Dude put that thing away there like children here

Hooky at 222. It should be at 11!


Mother of pearl fire on the poop deck!

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