Best SpongeBob SquarePants EpisodesStephen2
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I LOVE THIS EPISODE!
Band Geeks, Secret Box, Idiot Box, Best Day ever, and the camping episode should be at the top.
This deserves to be number one. I'm watching "Pizza Delivery" right as I'm typing this. Haha I love Spongebob and Squidward together!
it was funny when there were singing
I love this episode! Its really funnyV269 Comments
Best episode ever even better than number1! Ps who the heck put the "best" day ever on here I hate the music
My favorite part of this episode is when the chocolate fish exclaims CHOCOLATE! And in the end he asks if he could buy all of their chocolate and Patrick is so surprised he dumps all the chocolate bars out of his pants and even poops out a kisses chocolate. This is the part where I crack up. There is one other episode not on the list that I think is hilarious, and it is Krusty Love, which should replace Best Day Ever. In the end of this episode, SpongeBob is so mad he curses at his own boss Mr. Krabs in front of Mrs. Puff when she looks at a dictionary and her cheeks turn red and Mr. Krabs's mouth grows wide open.
Funniest episode of spongebob I have ever seen! Though band geeks is great too especially that song at the end... it's amazing and thats probably why its number one because of the song
"I love you" - Patrick Star...V149 Comments
Squid at the end, showing genuine concern for SpongeBob "Sponge?... Sponge? "
"who cares about the costumer? "I do". "well I don't" (hurricane stops) 'gasp' Sqiudward. Best line ever next to My Names Not. RICK. How is this not number one? It has more memorable moments than any of the other old episodes. This episode has a classic plot just like camping episode or band geeks. The part where Spongebob runs over Squidward with the boulder was hilarious, and the song is simply priceless. This song is loved by all Spongebob fans, and so is this episode. If your a Spongebob fan that instantly means you've seen and love this episode. My favorite episode of Spongebob will always be this. It should be number 1
This episode is SO funny! I love the part when SpongeBob is explaining to Squidward about a movie that he saw about pioneers and when he tries to convince Squidward to eat the coral instead of the the tasty pizza!
This ones on the house! *slams pizza in face*V110 Comments
Best Episode Ever. "WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN! " (Patrick draws Tic-Tac-Toe Symbols). Perhaps my favorite line ever.
This should be number one. The Marshmallow shot through Squidwards clarinet and protruded at the back of his head gets me every time. Chew. Chew. Chew. Awesome song to boot.
Most hilarious episode. I'm 25 years old, and every time I see this episode, I totally bust out laughing every time Squidward gets repeatedly mauled by the sea bear! lol
Squidward (after being mauled for the 100th time): What did I do that time?
Spongebob: I don't know... I guess he just doesn't like you!
The one time I actually loved music lessons in Year 3 at school was when we played this on the ukulele. It was so fun!V102 Comments
I like the part where patrick says finland and also the part where squidword gets the pencil drewing hair.
I love all these episodes on here but this has got to be my favorite. I love it when that creepy frankendoodle speaks gibberish and when Patrick says Finland! It's so random and hilarious!
I love how doodlebob talks, its hilarious
I an watching it right now this episode is awesome! - steelers1979V38 Comments
Number 14 the night shift, is the graveyard shift in a different way. So you may have mixed it up. Wicth makes this list have 60 episodes. Even though its mixed up, it is a great episode and you can check out the top 100 episodes. My top ten are
9, Graveyard shift
8, rock Bottem
7, naughty nautical neighbors
4, survival of the idiots
1, RIPPED PANTS( including the song that makes me feel better
This is my favorite episode. This episode is so funny, and the plot is so amazing. SpongeBob SquarePants use to be such a good show, but there was an obvious decrease in the shows quality after the SpongeBob SquarePants Movie. I can't believe how bad the most current episodes are. The episodes clearly don't have the same great storylines that made the show so popular more than a decade ago.
This is so funny. The Hash-slinging Slasher! That never gets old... O, and who put Best Day Ever in here? That sucked.
I love this episode, a classic.V71 Comments
Even to this day, I have a giant box I play in almost every day. I'm 18 now, and it's mostly used for privacy with my girlfriend, but I do exercise my imagination with it when I can.
I'm watching thins episode as I'm typing "isn't there anything other than boxing".
I love the part where Squidward wants to watch T.V., but all he sees are shows about boxes. Then he says "Isn't there anything that isn't about boxes?! " Then he watches boxing, but cardboard boxes are fighting each other. LOL. THAT'S SO FUNNY!
When I was little this was my favoriteV18 Comments
The only way out is through the... PERFUME DEPTARTMENT! Great Episode. not number 1 but still a classic
This ship belongs to the Red Barron! -
Looking back there was so much great humor in this haha. Do we get business cards? Haha
There were never a non-hilarious part of this episode.V63 Comments
WHY CAN'T WE HEAR THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA?!?!
This episode flat-out lacks a fourth wall, which is something I really love. Also, People Order Our Patties is one of the funniest moments on the show.
The first episode I ever watched, and the real best in my opinion (Sorry Pizza Delivery, Band Geeks, and Wishing You Well) - charlesjrosenbaum
"You'll never catch me, Krabs! Not when I shift into maximum overdrive! Hi-ya! I knew I should have gotten the turbo." - ModernSpongeBobSucksV62 Comments
Proof that even SpongeBob has a dirty mouth. And that scene with Mr. Krabs cursing is hilarioius! - alexschubert
This episode cracks me up. My favorite part of it was when they first started swearing in the first place.
If you noticed here, many of the best episodes have memorable humor. Though I have a different sense of humor [thanks to YouTube Poop], many people love this for the cursing. I will nitpick that the humor takes over the story and makes less supportive, but hey, who doesn't love a good laugh?
My dad loves this episode and he's 36. His favourite is The Two Faces of Squidward. It's a good episode. For modern Spongebob.V55 Comments
I thought this one was hilarious, really cool with a lot of neat scenery. Squidward's even funnier than SpongeBob here!
Squidward: Future! Future! Future! FUTURE! This was one of the lines ever. This episode reminds me how much I miss the old SpongeBob. :'(
Best episode ever and first one I've seen. I grew up with SpongeBob and this has always been my favorite. - Archibaldo
Everything is chrome in the future!V49 Comments
Spongebob gets hired duh this is a classic
Everything else happened AFTER this episode :3
I love the song and the plot altogether!
This was the best first episode that this show could've given us!V25 Comments
Santa is comin tonight tonight Santa is coming to night.
Hard to believe that this episode is ranked so low. It should be in the top ten.
Love the song:
It looks like it's gonna be a wonderful holiday,
Not your normal average everyday.
Looks like someone fell my old coral tree,
SpongeBob, Patrick why'd ya do this to me?!
I don't know this has my favorite song in it - CargoMine123V37 Comments
I LOVE this episode of SpongeBob it's definitely my favorite Patrick left SpongeBob by himself downtown laugh out loud and his expression when he saw they were leaving Bikini Bottom was priceless!
This isn't your everyday darkness, this is advanced darkness.
I'm a mom of three sponge bob-loving kids and I will watch this episode every time!
I'm sorry, but I DESPISE this episode. IT'S BORING. I really hate it, but other people like it, so that's good.V28 Comments
Who are you callin' Pinhead for voting for this? Nobody, because it's so dang funny! There are a couple of funny episodes in Season 4, but the rest of 4 and up are all terrifyingly horrible. Not funny at all. - Jammer196
"Which one a' you is the real Dirty Dan?! " "Uh... I am." Classic Patrick stupidly walking right into getting maimed by hibernation Sandy. - Kevie16
In my opinion my favorite this is my favorite episode. Like Jammer196 said, Who you calling Pinehead?
This episode cracks me up!V27 Comments
What the hell is wrong with you all? This episode's my favorite, and it's sad seeing it so low.
My personal favorite! "The boy cries you a sweater of tears... And you kill'em". Too many one liners, just watch it.
This one is a CLASSIC PEOPLE! It has a message to it and it's so sad when SpongeBob says he will die due to the carelessness of a friend. That is so sad my heart feels so heavy whenever I watch that part. Love this one is my favorite HOW IS IT NOT #1?! Needs to be
This episode and others is the reason I love the relationship between SpongeBob and SquidwardV29 Comments
Once there was an ugly barnacle he was so ugly that everyone died the end. That didn't help at all! Laugh out loud
Once There was an ugly barnicle he was so ugly that evreyone died. The End.
Best Line Ever!
Possibly my favorite episode, because of blue fish and The Ugly Barnacle.
Randy Orton:Once there was an...RKO!V33 Comments
F.U.N. introduction: SpongeBob and Plankton meet together at a magic shop but Plankton was gone away and they made SpongeBob the rookie of the day. SpongeBob wanted to make friends with Plankton. So SpongeBob later told Plankton the meaning of fun. F is for friends that do stuff together, u is for u a,no me is for nything at all down in the deep blue sea. F is for fire that burns down the whole town, u is for uranium ha! N is for non survival! Then Plankton tried again and he got the whole song right. So they both had a Krabby patty together and later went to the movies saving his Krabby patty. SpongeBob later found out that Plankton betrayed him to steal a Krabby patty but failed because he was smashed by a wall of solid concrete. So SpongeBob went back to the Krusty Krab within worrying about the Krabby patty secret formula.
I love this one because (you guys might not agree with me) it shows plankton wants friends more than success even though he did try to steal the krabby party formula, he really wanted a friend more.
How can you not absolutely love the song? Just saying.
Plankton dose not want to say what spongebob says and what he says is really funnyV29 Comments
When big Larry came round just to put him down,
Spongebob turned into a clown,
And no girl ever wants to dance,
With the fool who went and,
Ripped his pants
This is by far the best episode, that inspongeaic episode was the worst episode EVER! In fact, none of it is funny, thomas is twenty times better and ed edd n eddy is millions times better. And one thing good about this episode is the song, I loved it, but the new episodes were not the superworst
Absolute Genius. How is this not #1? The ripped pants song is MY CHILDHOOD.
I remember this and I just love the memoriesV11 Comments
4 words explain why this episode is funny. MY NAME NOT RICK!
Plankton-"Square, THE SHAPE OF EVIL! " More like the shape of SpongeBob. - MissRosie
What's that smell in the air? I smell Plankton!
Oh yeah!? Well I smell, phew he's right.
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