Best SpongeBob SquarePants Episodes


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1Band Geeks

Band Geeks, Secret Box, Idiot Box, Best Day ever, and the camping episode should be at the top.

This deserves to be number one. I'm watching "Pizza Delivery" right as I'm typing this. Haha I love Spongebob and Squidward together!

it was funny when there were singing

I loved this one so much

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2Chocolate with Nuts

Best episode ever even better than number1! Ps who the heck put the "best" day ever on here I hate the music

My favorite part of this episode is when the chocolate fish exclaims CHOCOLATE! And in the end he asks if he could buy all of their chocolate and Patrick is so surprised he dumps all the chocolate bars out of his pants and even poops out a kisses chocolate. This is the part where I crack up. There is one other episode not on the list that I think is hilarious, and it is Krusty Love, which should replace Best Day Ever. In the end of this episode, Spongebob is so mad he curses at his own boss Mr. Krabs in front of Mrs. Puff when she looks at a dictionary and her cheeks turn red and Mr. Krabs's mouth grows wide open.

Funniest episode of spongebob I have ever seen! Though band geeks is great too especially that song at the end... it's amazing and thats probably why its number one because of the song

I love this episode so much

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3Pizza Delivery

Squid at the end, showing genuine concern for Spongebob "Sponge?... Sponge? "

"who cares about the costumer? "I do". "well I don't" (hurricane stops) 'gasp' Sqiudward. Best line ever next to My Names Not. RICK. How is this not number one? It has more memorable moments than any of the other old episodes. This episode has a classic plot just like camping episode or band geeks. The part where Spongebob runs over Squidward with the boulder was hilarious, and the song is simply priceless. This song is loved by all Spongebob fans, and so is this episode. If your a Spongebob fan that instantly means you've seen and love this episode. My favorite episode of Spongebob will always be this. It should be number 1

This episode is SO funny! I love the part when Spongebob is explaining to Squidward about a movie that he saw about pioneers and when he tries to convince Squidward to eat the coral instead of the the tasty pizza!

Air pressure

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4The Camping Episode

Best Episode Ever. "WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN! " (Patrick draws Tic-Tac-Toe Symbols). Perhaps my favorite line ever.

This should be number one. The Marshmallow shot through Squidwards clarinet and protruded at the back of his head gets me every time. Chew. Chew. Chew. Awesome song to boot.

Most hilarious episode. I'm 25 years old, and every time I see this episode, I totally bust out laughing every time Squidward gets repeatedly mauled by the sea bear! lol

Squidward (after being mauled for the 100th time): What did I do that time?
Spongebob: I don't know... I guess he just doesn't like you!


This episode by far best episode ever!

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5Graveyard Shift

AND THE WALLS WILL OOZE GREEN SLIME! Oh wait, they always do that.

Number 14 the night shift, is the graveyard shift in a different way. So you may have mixed it up. Wicth makes this list have 60 episodes. Even though its mixed up, it is a great episode and you can check out the top 100 episodes. My top ten are

10, suds

9, Graveyard shift

8, rock Bottem

7, naughty nautical neighbors

6, clams

5, procrastination

4, survival of the idiots

3, pressure

2, jellyfishing

1, RIPPED PANTS( including the song that makes me feel better

This is my favorite episode. This episode is so funny, and the plot is so amazing. SpongeBob SquarePants use to be such a good show, but there was an obvious decrease in the shows quality after the SpongeBob SquarePants Movie. I can't believe how bad the most current episodes are. The episodes clearly don't have the same great storylines that made the show so popular more than a decade ago.

Nosferatu always scared me

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2 best lines:

"Where's the leak, ma'am? " and

I like the part where patrick says finland and also the part where squidword gets the pencil drewing hair.

This episode is REALLY funny. We'r watching it right now

This was the worst ever can't believe it's in top ten belongs in bottom ten

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7Krusty Krab Training Video


This episode flat-out lacks a fourth wall, which is something I really love. Also, People Order Our Patties is one of the funniest moments on the show.

The first episode I ever watched, and the real best in my opinion (Sorry Pizza Delivery, Band Geeks, and Wishing You Well) - charlesjrosenbaum

The code poop is disgusting. People order our patties

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8Idiot Box

It filled my life with imaginaatioon. (Rainbow)

Even to this day, I have a giant box I play in almost every day. I'm 18 now, and it's mostly used for privacy with my girlfriend, but I do exercise my imagination with it when I can.

I'm watching thins episode as I'm typing "isn't there anything other than boxing".

When I was little this was my favorite

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The only way out is through the... PERFUME DEPTARTMENT! Great Episode. not number 1 but still a classic

This ship belongs to the Red Barron! -

Looking back there was so much great humor in this haha. Do we get business cards? Haha

The Splinter Is Much Better!

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I thought this one was hilarious, really cool with a lot of neat scenery. Squidward's even funnier than SpongeBob here!

Squidward: Future! Future! Future! FUTURE! This was one of the lines ever. This episode reminds me how much I miss the old Spongebob. :'(

Best episode ever and first one I've seen. I grew up with spongebob and this has always been my favorite. - Archibaldo

I love this one

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The Newcomers

?Sewers of Bikini Bottom
?Patrick! The Game

It actually would've ben funny, if Patrick and SpongeBob didn't hurt Squidward unfairly in this episode, he was being tortured by them for no reason, a good Squidward torture episode involves Squidward trying to harm them and they torture Squidward, as that is his punishment, but in this episode, along with other recent ones, Squidward gets tortured for no reason, he just simply gets tortured, he doesn't try to hurt them, and yet he gets tortured, this is just another one of those bad Squidward Torture Porns where he gets tortured even though he doesn't try to harm them, yet the episode was supposed to be about them having a game bringing them into amazing adventures, but instead it relies mainly on playing a poor quality game just to torture Squidward, Nick is better than this.

This episode is so funny and creative, I love it! Squidward's reactions were hilarious! This should be in the top 30!

Not sure what episode I'm sharing my opinion on so let's say all of them are hilarious

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11Sailor Mouth

Proof that even SpongeBob has a dirty mouth. And that scene with Mr. Krabs cursing is hilarioius! - alexschubert

This episode cracks me up. My favorite part of it was when they first started swearing in the first place.

If you noticed here, many of the best episodes have memorable humor. Though I have a different sense of humor [thanks to YouTube Poop], many people love this for the cursing. I will nitpick that the humor takes over the story and makes less supportive, but hey, who doesn't love a good laugh?

Eh not really good

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12Help Wanted

This episode made this show

Spongebob gets hired duh this is a classic

Everything else happened AFTER this episode :3

This is the episode that started SpongeBob

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13Christmas Who?

Santa is comin tonight tonight Santa is coming to night.

Hard to believe that this episode is ranked so low. It should be in the top ten.

Love the song:

It looks like it's gonna be a wonderful holiday,

Not your normal average everyday.

Looks like someone fell my old coral tree,

SpongeBob, Patrick why'd ya do this to me?!


This is the best SpongeBob Christmas episode

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14Survival of the Idiots

Who are you callin' Pinhead for voting for this? Nobody, because it's so dang funny! There are a couple of funny episodes in Season 4, but the rest of 4 and up are all terrifyingly horrible. Not funny at all. - Jammer196

"Which one a' you is the real Dirty Dan?! " "Uh... I am." Classic Patrick stupidly walking right into getting maimed by hibernation Sandy. - Kevie16

In my opinion my favorite this is my favorite episode. Like Jammer196 said, Who you calling Pinehead?

*derp* Who you callin' pinhead?

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15Something Smells

Once there was an ugly barnacle he was so ugly that everyone died the end. That didn't help at all! Laugh out loud

I cracked up when Spongbob was like "I'm Ugly and I'm Proud"

Possibly my favorite episode, because of blue fish and The Ugly Barnacle.

This deserves the top 10. - Goatworlds

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16Ripped Pants

When big Larry came round just to put him down,
Spongebob turned into a clown,
And no girl ever wants to dance,
With the fool who went and,
Ripped his pants


This is by far the best episode, that inspongeaic episode was the worst episode EVER! In fact, none of it is funny, thomas is twenty times better and ed edd n eddy is millions times better. And one thing good about this episode is the song, I loved it, but the new episodes were not the superworst

Absolute Genius. How is this not #1? The ripped pants song is MY CHILDHOOD.

The Song is top notch! (Sorry sweet victory, krusty krab pizza and fun)

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F.U.N. introduction: SpongeBob and Plankton meet together at a magic shop but Plankton was gone away and they made SpongeBob the rookie of the day. SpongeBob wanted to make friends with Plankton. So SpongeBob later told Plankton the meaning of fun. F is for friends that do stuff together, u is for u a,no me is for nything at all down in the deep blue sea. F is for fire that burns down the whole town, u is for uranium ha! N is for non survival! Then Plankton tried again and he got the whole song right. So they both had a Krabby patty together and later went to the movies saving his Krabby patty. SpongeBob later found out that Plankton betrayed him to steal a Krabby patty but failed because he was smashed by a wall of solid concrete. So SpongeBob went back to the Krusty Krab within worrying about the Krabby patty secret formula.

I love this one because (you guys might not agree with me) it shows plankton wants friends more than success even though he did try to steal the krabby party formula, he really wanted a friend more.

How can you not absolutely love the song? Just saying.

This should definitely be at the top!

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18Rock Bottom

I LOVE this episode of SpongeBob it's definitely my favorite Patrick left SpongeBob by himself downtown laugh out loud and his expression when he saw they were leaving Bikini Bottom was priceless!

This isn't your everyday darkness, this is advanced darkness.

I'm a mom of three sponge bob-loving kids and I will watch this episode every time!

Instead of torturing Squidward (in a good way) they do SpongeBob! They succeed very well - spodermanfan1000

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19Dying for Pie

What the hell is wrong with you all? This episode's my favorite, and it's sad seeing it so low.

My personal favorite! "The boy cries you a sweater of tears... And you kill'em". Too many one liners, just watch it.

This one is a CLASSIC PEOPLE! It has a message to it and it's so sad when SpongeBob says he will die due to the carelessness of a friend. That is so sad my heart feels so heavy whenever I watch that part. Love this one is my favorite HOW IS IT NOT #1?! Needs to be

Note to self watch out for Squidward. So funny and I liked GARY YOU ARE GOING TO FINISH YOUR DESSERT AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT! That's not what I meant you barnacle head. Ohh good one!

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20Snowball Effect

This is my favorite episode! This should defiantly get top top ten because it is the best ever episode I think. But the funniest of it makes it the top ten. It is an extraordinary episode because of the jokes and I hate the new ones. This should defiantly make number one!

I love this episode, it makes me laugh all the time. I never see them play it anymore though

More like Snowball War. - MissRosie

Truly a good episode

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