Best SpongeBob SquarePants Episodes

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The Top Ten

1
Band Geeks
I LOVE THIS EPISODE!
Band Geeks, Secret Box, Idiot Box, Best Day ever, and the camping episode should be at the top.
This deserves to be number one. I'm watching "Pizza Delivery" right as I'm typing this. Haha I love Spongebob and Squidward together!
it was funny when there were singing
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2Chocolate with Nuts
Best episode ever even better than number1! Ps who the heck put the "best" day ever on here I hate the music
Funniest episode of spongebob I have ever seen! Though band geeks is great too especially that song at the end... it's amazing and thats probably why its number one because of the song
My favorite part of this episode is when the chocolate fish exclaims CHOCOLATE! And in the end he asks if he could buy all of their chocolate and Patrick is so surprised he dumps all the chocolate bars out of his pants and even poops out a kisses chocolate. This is the part where I crack up. There is one other episode not on the list that I think is hilarious, and it is Krusty Love, which should replace Best Day Ever. In the end of this episode, Spongebob is so mad he curses at his own boss Mr. Krabs in front of Mrs. Puff when she looks at a dictionary and her cheeks turn red and Mr. Krabs's mouth grows wide open.
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3Pizza Delivery
Squid at the end, showing genuine concern for Spongebob "Sponge?... Sponge? "
"who cares about the costumer? "I do". "well I don't" (hurricane stops) 'gasp' Sqiudward. Best line ever next to My Names Not. RICK. How is this not number one? It has more memorable moments than any of the other old episodes. This episode has a classic plot just like camping episode or band geeks. The part where Spongebob runs over Squidward with the boulder was hilarious, and the song is simply priceless. This song is loved by all Spongebob fans, and so is this episode. If your a Spongebob fan that instantly means you've seen and love this episode. My favorite episode of Spongebob will always be this. It should be number 1
This episode is SO funny! I love the part when Spongebob is explaining to Squidward about a movie that he saw about pioneers and when he tries to convince Squidward to eat the coral instead of the the tasty pizza!
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4The Camping Episode
Best Episode Ever. "WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN! " (Patrick draws Tic-Tac-Toe Symbols). Perhaps my favorite line ever.
This should be number one. The Marshmallow shot through Squidwards clarinet and protruded at the back of his head gets me every time. Chew. Chew. Chew. Awesome song to boot.
Most hilarious episode. I'm 25 years old, and every time I see this episode, I totally bust out laughing every time Squidward gets repeatedly mauled by the sea bear! lol

Squidward (after being mauled for the 100th time): What did I do that time?
Spongebob: I don't know... I guess he just doesn't like you!

Hahahaha PRICELESS!
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5Frankendoodle
2 best lines:

"Where's the leak, ma'am? " and
"FINLAND! "
I like the part where patrick says finland and also the part where squidword gets the pencil drewing hair.
This episode is REALLY funny. We'r watching it right now
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6Graveyard Shift
Number 14 the night shift, is the graveyard shift in a different way. So you may have mixed it up. Wicth makes this list have 60 episodes. Even though its mixed up, it is a great episode and you can check out the top 100 episodes. My top ten are

10, suds

9, Graveyard shift

8, rock Bottem

7, naughty nautical neighbors

6, clams

5, procrastination

4, survival of the idiots

3, pressure

2, jellyfishing

1, RIPPED PANTS( including the song that makes me feel better
AND THE WALLS WILL OOZE GREEN SLIME! Oh wait, they always do that.
This is my favorite episode. This episode is so funny, and the plot is so amazing. SpongeBob SquarePants use to be such a good show, but there was an obvious decrease in the shows quality after the SpongeBob SquarePants Movie. I can't believe how bad the most current episodes are. The episodes clearly don't have the same great storylines that made the show so popular more than a decade ago.
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7Shanghaied
The only way out is through the... PERFUME DEPTARTMENT! Great Episode. not number 1 but still a classic
This ship belongs to the Red Barron!

I love that episode. The best part is "Move on, move on, move on! " And the line "I got 3 biscuits, then I ate one so I now I got 5" (don't know the actual words, only know it in German) and the LALILALILAILIALIA wu LALIALIALIALIA... Line they are so epic could watch that episode 20 times in a row and never get bored
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8Krusty Krab Training Video
This episode flat-out lacks a fourth wall, which is something I really love. Also, People Order Our Patties is one of the funniest moments on the show.
WHY CAN'T WE HEAR THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA?!?!
The first episode I ever watched, and the real best in my opinion (Sorry Pizza Delivery, Band Geeks, and Wishing You Well)

charlesjrosenbaum

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9SB-129
I thought this one was hilarious, really cool with a lot of neat scenery. Squidward's even funnier than SpongeBob here!
Squidward: Future! Future! Future! FUTURE! This was one of the lines ever. This episode reminds me how much I miss the old Spongebob. :'(
Best episode ever and first one I've seen. I grew up with spongebob and this has always been my favorite.

Archibaldo

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10Idiot Box
It filled my life with imaginaatioon. (Rainbow)
I'm watching thins episode as I'm typing "isn't there anything other than boxing".
Even to this day, I have a giant box I play in almost every day. I'm 18 now, and it's mostly used for privacy with my girlfriend, but I do exercise my imagination with it when I can.
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The Contenders

11Sailor Mouth
Proof that even SpongeBob has a dirty mouth. And that scene with Mr. Krabs cursing is hilarioius!

alexschubert

This episode cracks me up. My favorite part of it was when they first started swearing in the first place.
Can't agree more this episode when I first saw it I nearly jizzed my pants in laughter at how hilarious it was
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12Help Wanted
This episode made this show
Spongebob gets hired duh this is a classic
How can you NOT like this episode, it started the amazing show known as SpongeBob SquarePants, also here is my 5 favorite episodes
HM=Rock Bottom, Pizza Delivery, and the Movie, which is not really an episode, but whatever, I like Rock Bottom because of the line next bus leaves in five seacods, and I like pizza delivery because SpongeBob and squidy are so cute when there togetter, and it makes the episode a million times funnier, and the movie, SUPERSIZEE AWESOMENESS!
5=Chocolate With Nut, Chocolate is the only candy I eat Not including Pocky stick, and Patrick was so funny.
4=Opposite Day, "Opposite Day, next it will be jump of a cliff day." -Squidward
3=Band Geeks, love the song number, best song in SpongeBob history, and Pat was so funny.
2=Big Pink Loser, "Is this the Krusty Krab, No this is Patrick! I'm not a Krusty Krab." -Patrick
1=Help Wanted, It's want started this amazing show.
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13Christmas Who?
Santa is comin tonight tonight Santa is coming to night.
Hard to believe that this episode is ranked so low. It should be in the top ten.
So low? Valentines Day is lower than this.

Oh yes, Top 5 of my SpongeBob Episodes

5. Graveyard Shift
4. Christmas Who
3. Help Wanted
2. Texas
1. Back To The Past
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14Ripped Pants
This is by far the best episode, that inspongeaic episode was the worst episode EVER! In fact, none of it is funny, thomas is twenty times better and ed edd n eddy is millions times better. And one thing good about this episode is the song, I loved it, but the new episodes were not the superworst
Absolute Genius. How is this not #1? The ripped pants song is MY CHILDHOOD.
When big Larry came round just to put him down,
Spongebob turned into a clown,
And no girl ever wants to dance,
With the fool who went and,
Ripped his pants

Classic
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15Something Smells
Once There was an ugly barnicle he was so ugly that evreyone died. The End.
Best Line Ever!
Once there was an ugly barnacle he was so ugly that everyone died the end. That didn't help at all! Laugh out loud
I cracked up when Spongbob was like "I'm Ugly and I'm Proud"
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16Rock Bottom
I LOVE this episode of SpongeBob it's definitely my favorite Patrick left SpongeBob by himself downtown laugh out loud and his expression when he saw they were leaving Bikini Bottom was priceless!
This isn't your everyday darkness, this is advanced darkness.
~Spongebob
Is this the one with the amazing bus stop-candybar-situation? Hilarious. And the accident they speak, and the symbols at the toilet... It is a BLAST every time and ressembles all the genius that relies in the simple stupid world of spongebob
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17Survival of the Idiots
Who are you callin' Pinhead for voting for this? Nobody, because it's so dang funny! There are a couple of funny episodes in Season 4, but the rest of 4 and up are all terrifyingly horrible. Not funny at all.

Jammer196

In my opinion my favorite this is my favorite episode. Like Jammer196 said, Who you calling Pinehead?
"Which one a' you is the real Dirty Dan?! " "Uh... I am." Classic Patrick stupidly walking right into getting maimed by hibernation Sandy.

Kevie16

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18Dying for Pie
What the hell is wrong with you all? This episode's my favorite, and it's sad seeing it so low.
My personal favorite! "The boy cries you a sweater of tears... And you kill'em". Too many one liners, just watch it.
My favorite all time episode. Hillarious, but also very deep and emotional. That goofy sponge does open heart surgery for fun...haha
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19Patrick Smartpants
"Knowledge cannot replace friendship, I prefer to be an idiot! "
This episodes really shows also how mean patrick can be. I mean I know he got a new brain and everything but he really hurts SpongeBobs feelings, but it teaches knowledge can't replace friendship. I still don't like this episode though.
This is one of my favorite SpongeBob episodes of all.
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20The Fry Cook Games
MY NAMES NOT RICK
Fry Cook Gamesshould be number 1
Plankton-"Square, THE SHAPE OF EVIL! " More like the shape of SpongeBob.

MissRosie

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21Opposite Day
I really like this episode
1st reason: Squidward is in it.
2nd reason: the part that the buyer asked if there was another Squidward and Gary meowed is hilarious.
3rd reason: the end (because that is exactly what I would do if someone ruin a great chance to have my peace and quiet).
Squidward has always been a loser, but this is the best proof. This should be #1 with Idiot Box. Funniest ever:-)
This episode is classic! All four Squidwards were hilarious! Makes the newer episodes look like a whole different series.
"It's not enough to look like Squidward, you have to ACT like him, too. I'm Squidward, I'm Squidward, Squidward, Squidward."
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22Snowball Effect
This is my favorite episode! This should defiantly get top top ten because it is the best ever episode I think. But the funniest of it makes it the top ten. It is an extraordinary episode because of the jokes and I hate the new ones. This should defiantly make number one!
I love this episode, it makes me laugh all the time. I never see them play it anymore though
More like Snowball War.

MissRosie


23F.U.N.
How can you not absolutely love the song? Just saying.
I love this one because (you guys might not agree with me) it shows plankton wants friends more than success even though he did try to steal the krabby party formula, he really wanted a friend more.
F is fire burn down the city, you is for uranium... BOMBS! N is no survivors when you-
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24Club Spongebob
I love it! Haha never gets old, a classic! Should be in top ten at least, I mean come on! Laugh out loud! The magic conch
I love when all the food falls out of the sky

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I love this one! We used to watch spongebob at my grandmas all the time. Now I still watch it but not that much.

Alpha101

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25No Weenies Allowed
Hey Writers I got a message for you and please if your reading this make if happen create an episode where Spongebob and Patrick try to get into a nightclub but they can't but when Plankton plans to destroy it after Mr. Krabs hid the formula in there, Spongebob and Patrick must enter and stop him while going undercover but hilarious things happen on the way in the nightclub and it should be called The Undercover Clubbers. Sandy should be in it where she helps them and a fish parody of 1 Directon should be in it and Pearl and her friends should be there and squidward. This episode rules and this should be a homage except without the muscular wrestler dudes who agrees with me?
HAHA weenies... This is a funny episode. I believe it's the one where SpongeBob wants to get into the Salty Spitoon, am I not correct? SpongeBob: "I'll have you know that I stubbed my toe last week, while watering my spice garden, and I only cried for twenty minutes. " haha what a baby! GOTTA LOVE THE SPONGE!
You can't hide what's inside!
You callin' me a liar? I ain't callin ya for dinner.
Best quotes of the episode.
Seriously, this should be at least top 20.
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26Krusty Towers
What's this episode doing at forty three? I love the part when Squidward makes Spongebob and Mr. Krabs redo his hotel room. It's hard to say, but I think this episode should at least make the top ten episodes.
People say that the show has declined in quality since the movie. And it's generally true. One coarse meal is the worst Spongebob episode ever made. But this is one of the post movie episodes that's just as good, if not better, than the old episodes. I like the hotel motto and the employee elevator. Especially because Patrick only wanted rocks brought up to his room.
I can't stop laughing during that episode, it is worth much more than 45. Patrick is so funny when he asks for cheese, he tips, or simply question "this is a hotel? ".
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27I Had An Accident
Sandy: "Spongebob! Land on your bottom! It'll cushion the impact of the fall! "
Spongebob: "(Takes pants off) Like this? "
Patrick: "No your other bottom! "
Sandy: "Don't you have to have to be stupid somewhere else"
Patrick: "Not until 4:00"
This is ace should be number 1

Patrick: do it again I was'ent looking
Haha! Even my friend loves this
This episode would've been number 1 on my list. so much funny stuff in it
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28Clams
This was the funniest episode of Spongebob. I could not stop laughing. Mr Krabs, Spongebob and Squidward go to on a fishing trip and Mr Krabs goes insane.

DarkLord

Actually, it's Coral Blue number *head gets smashed*

29Big Pink Loser
Remember the famous line, "no, this is patrick! ".. Yeah,. This is their best episode with patrick's idiocracy
This episode is not my favourite but it has the funniest moment: Phone: "is this Krusty Krab? " Patrick: "no, this is Patrick" phone: "is this Krusty Krab? " Patrick: "no, this is Patrick" phone: "is this Krusty Krab? " Patrick: "no, THIS IS PATRICK! "
Hey pal... You just blow in from stupid town?
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30Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V
This episode is absolutely fantastic. Every Villain Is Lemons, otherwise known as evil!
I love that episode and it's my favourite because I love superheroes and my favourite is The International Justice League Of Super Acquintances and I love Phineas and Ferb story writer Martin Olson as the chief and I like when he kisses the chair and yells "Woo Hoo"! The theme song for this episode should be The Beach Boys 'Heroes and Villains' or David Bowie's 'Heroes' but it never was. I wished they were real. I wished they make another episode of the IJLSA. Signed Jack Joesph "JJ" Murphy of 13 She Oak Grove, Narellan Vale, NSW 2567 Australia.P. S Bring me pictures of the IJLSA for my birthday. My birthdate is 30/10/98 and I'm a fan of Michael Jackson.
BEST MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY EVER!

Ardan


31Jellyfishing
I love this episode, especially the part that says "firmly grasp it! "
First time Spongebob and Patrick go jellyfishing!

Stephen2

Firmly grasp it is my mom's favorite SpongeBob line!
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32Sand Castles in the Sand
One of the best newer episodes I have seen.
This episode is one of the most epic SpongeBob episodes I've ever seen. This was pure genius.

thunder850

The sand castle part made the episode. The beginning and end was annoying though. But, The middle (Sand Castles made up for it). I wish the writers made episodes like this instead of making crap.
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33Wet Painters
"Patrick" "Yeah" "I don't think this can get any bigger! " "Nonsense! " So awesome.
"spongebob we're not animals we have technology" then he slams the computer on the dollar classic. Damn spongebob used to be so funny now its a joke I don't want my kids watching the dumbass new episodes
Holy smokes. How is this at 55? It should at least be in the top fifteen! I mean, come on! Just watch it!

Therater2

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34Squid's Day Off
Squidward is crazy in this one after mr Krabs leaves him in charge and he keeps worrying about Spongebob.

DarkLord

Have you finished those errands?
Have yo finished those errands? ERRAND ERRAND ERRAND ERRAND
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35Planet of the Jellyfish
This episode was a good addition and one of the better new episodes, but I feel like it was a rip off of sandy, SpongeBob, and the worm because it was SpongeBob finding something horrid and weird, something bad happened to the bikini bottomites, and him and sandy try and stop it. same plot. but this episode isn't bad either its kinda weird though like really? They're weak to mayo? That's a little uncreative but the rest was pulled off just fine

islandersfan91

This Is one of the very few newer episodes that I can actually stand watching, unlike some of the episodes that have weak plots.
I love how strange and creepy it is.

36Nasty Patty
I can't believe I had to add this no one had it. well this is my favorite episode but there are so many great one it was really hard to choose. plus all of those ones I forgot about. all are great except for the new ones (2005 and up) rock bottom is great too and I don't even get shanghaied. they do not play this episode often enough at all. I watched for the first time in about 2 years yesterday and that was on dvd

me123

"Nasty Patty" should be the gold standard for how to do gross out humor and dark comedy in SpongeBob SquarePants. Writers of "The Splinter," "House Fancy," "One Coarse Meal," and "Demolition Doofus": watch "Nasty Patty" and take note!
Genuineness! This is how to do a dark and disturbing episode but still make it hillarious. Great film noir inspired episode.
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37Spongebob Meets the Strangler
Honestly, this episode should be in the top ten list, I love this episode. When the cops cuff his eyes, that was priceless, really should be in the top ten
Has to be in the top 10 if not the top two or three!
This is the best. PHONY BALONGA MUSTACHE SHOP!
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38Wormy
Probably my second favorite under band geeks. when I was little my mom and I would watch this episode all the time and we still have inside jokes about it ten years later! My dad doesn't like SpongeBob though.
The chaos and close ups of the butterfly were amusing.
This episode is awesome why isn't it higher

39Pre-Hibernation Week
Should be in the top 10. Why?
PANTERA.
Spongebob + Pantera = Best Episode Ever!
I was 3 when this episode came out. Now, at age 16, metal is my favorite genre of music, and Pantera is one of my favorite bands. This is arguably my favorite episode.
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40The Paper
The reason this episode is so great is because of its simplicity I can't believe I had to put this
On the list myself
The Paper was along with one of the "holiday episodes" in which, this episode is very rare to watch.
Let's give this episode some help I mean this episode is shown about 4 times every year and when it is it cracks me up.
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41Just One Bite
Are you UNSURE about the ranking of this episode
"You like krabby patties don't you squidward? " I burst out laughing every single time!
SO LOOWW AND ITS so GOOD

lennycaines

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42Jellyfish Jam
Not Catchy! I like the song a lot!
That song is so catchy

43Valentine's Day
This Episode has some of the greatest lines in it.
WHY am I choosing this episode? Because it is AWESOME!
Seriously, when Patrick tries to find his Valentine's day present, it is HILARIOUS! And the line "FERRIS WHEEL! " is the best line EVER. Not just in SpongeBob, but in the HISTORY OF CARTOONS AS A WHOLE. And the ending is SO FUNNY!

THAT is why I voted for this episode.
There is way to many good episodes but if I had to pick one it would be this one.

happyhappyjoyjoy

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44Bubblestand
It's a giraffe! Laugh out loud and the bubble blowing "technique"
Remember the technique Spongebob did? Who doesn't like that part?
One of the most classic episodes at such a low rank? My god, the "technique" is one of the most memorable spongebob moments!
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45One Krabs Trash
Why is this so low?! "This hat belonged to smitty werben man Jensen..." And spongebob returns it to his grave and krabs digs it up. "HE WAS NUMBER ONE! "
My family and I have a ton of inside jokes about this episode like, "he just wants the hat back", and "floating shopping list." Should definitely be in the top 5.

46Pickles
I really like episode for its execution of the western theme. While other old episodes have the Krusty Krab taking on a military theme that makes it fun to watch, this western take seems... special.
The fact that this is not on the list is why the U.S. is perceived as a bunch of idiots!

47SpongeBob's Last Stand
Chum bucket sludge bucket
Highway fly away
Lily liver pizza giver
Mashed potato kelp tomato

So hilarious when Patrick was playing the trumpet
Should have been higher on the list
So good it has made me cry!
This doesn't look good patrick! *patrick* "does this? " * flexes muscles* lost it there!
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48Mid-Life Crustacean
What are you doing with my bloomers?

NoRussian

Art thou feeling it now Mr. Krabs?

49Hall Monitor
Best line: "he's just standing there... MENACINGLY! ! "
He's standing there... Menacingly.
I wanna be good!
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50Employee of the Month

51As Seen on TV
It is the best and funniest episode ever never get tired of. Wacthing it

Lee2cool

HEY! I saw you on T.V. last night. what a nice cereal box!

52New Student Starfish
This is my favorite episode because Patrick went to the boating school with SpongeBob. (The funny part will come in a minute) First SpongeBob gets ready for boating school then Patrick goes to the front door. SpongeBob then tells him that he has boating school. Then Patrick tells him that he wanted to go. And here's the funny part, mrs. Puff wanted Patrick to tell the class his name and instead of saying his name, he didn't really know what she was talking about, so he just said "24! " That, people is exactly why my favorite number is 24. It may sound ridiculous, but I happen to like it so don't be giving me no flak!

Can't believe this one isn't in the top ten. My favorite one liner is from this episode when patrick enrolls in boating school with spongebob, Mrs puff asks what patrick's name is, patrick leans over and says to spongebob "Who's the fat kid talking to? " None of the newer episodes are funny by the way
I'm so Suprised this isn't number two, honestly I hate almost every one of the top tens. This episode is one of the most quoted episode of sponge Bob ever!

53Sing a Song of Patrick
This is hilarious because old man Jenkins says I like this song when the awesome Patrick song comes. The band guys also die.
Twinkle twinkle patrick star, I made my self a sandwich...
HAHAHA
This was aired the same day other season 4 episodes were aired.

This was a funny episode so I don't know why this wasn't in season 4...

Bl4zeTMG

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54Dunces & Dragons

55Roller Cowards
This is one of my all time favorites! I still laugh at the part where SpongeBob and Patrick are on the kiddie ride.
I love it when they're on the mitten and they're out laugh out loud
One of the better, newer episodes out there.

56Wishing You Well
Move Patrick I'm claustrophobic. What does claustrophobic mean. It means you're afraid of Santa Claus. HO HO HO! Stop it Patrick you're scaring him!
I lost it at this part.
GET YOUR ELBOW OUT OF MY RIBS!

57Plankton's Army
My favorite part is when Mr. Krabs flush plankton down the toilet. Cruse you Krabs!
No no no. Best part is, "why ain't you runnin? " "I can't read"... "get outta here" "hyug hyug hyug"

58Can You Spare a Dime?
"This town will be eating out of the palm of my hands! "... "Spare change mam? "
This one is awesome! Its by far the best episode! Squidward is broke and Spongebob wears a skirt! Something is always happening in this episode. And Mr. Krabs is obsessing over money again. BUT 92?! "Or a football playing king in space... with a mustache." LOLOL
You have a job? Why wouldn't I? It's not like I'm some kind of inconsiderate jerk who lays in bed all day!

59Krusty Love
Why is this episode all the way down here?! I loved the part in the end when Spongebob became ticked off about Mr. Krabs telling him to keep buying things and he still gets mad about Spongebob wasting his money. Spongebob imitating bad words and Mrs. Puff looking in her dictionary. That was hilarious.

60The Algae's Always Greener
Why the everloving hell isn't this higher up on the list?!? Some of the best and funniest lines from the entire show, just watched it and remembered how good of an episode it actually is
Best part was when plankton said Spongebob used too much sauce
This episode is entirely quotable and hilarious
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61Skill Crane
Skill Crane to me is a memorable episode just in general
Skill Crane is an extremely memorable episode in addiion to its originality. People never really talk about it but to me it is one of the greats.
A takeoff of The Twilight Zone episode "The Fever." Very well done,
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62Rock-a-Bye Bivalve
Absolute brillance. How it was not on here earlier was ridiculous. Why is it so great? Well, the plotting of this is hilarious. Spongebob and Patrick becoming parents. The jokes just write themselves. And it's really relatable too. Simply awesome.

dudesterravensfan

Some episodes have mock title cartridges and this one was called 'How sex doesn't work'
The idea alone of spongebob and patrick being parents is enough to make you intrested. And the execution was great. This one is absolute genius

dudesterravensfan

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63Squid on Strike
I think this episode is very clever. Whoever wrote this did a better job than in most episodes. I love this. Squidward: Unfair not funfair! Fish: Funfair? Where? SpongeBob: At the Krusty Krab.
There are some spongebob episodes that I don't like like sample dumped
No one gives a hoot about the fate of laborers as long as rhey can get their instant gratification.
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64Bubble Buddy
The end is the best, where Bubble Buddy talks and floats off into the distance in a bubble car.
I can't believe this was not on the list!
SpongeBobs is a hinga dinga dargin but patricks is more of a hinga dinger hinger.
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65Life of Crime
This episode is hilarious especily at the end when patrick says alright which one of you flatfoots stole my lollypop! When he ate his own
This episode helps show how great season 2 is, but it has its own moment when Patrick goes crazy about "rectangles"
We stole a balloon!
-Yea... On Free Balloon Day.
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66A Friendly Game
I thought it was the best episode in season 8.

67Born Again Krabs

68Plankton's Pet
FINALLY! A good ending for Plankton. I LOVE this episode.
They should make more episodes with Spot, he is a great character!
This is number 2

Gericolikesspongebob


69Home Sweet Pineapple
This episode made me cry! It's the saddest episode of all time to be ever made! Especially when his parents arrive the music is too sad for me!
This episode always makes me cry.
Come on commenters don't cry. I like this episode especially the ending.

70Plankton
One of my favorites because it introduces plankton!
"This is my lab! And this is my lab! "
Really funny! I liked it

71Missing Identity
WHAT!? How did no one say this yet?
I love this episode! How come this isn't higher on the list?!
The most important meal of the day, serving it up, garys way. BLEAH!

72Gone
This is the best episode in its season
This episode is aweasome

73Squilliam Returns
This one is a classic. Can't go wrong with it... No I cleaned bathrooms on the gourmet. I was the head chef on the SS Diarrhea.
IT WAS SO FUNNY SPONGEBOB BUT SOME FOOD UNDER A PERSON ARMPIT
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME CHEESE ON THAT SIR? Rubs cheesegrater on someones butt. HAHA!

74The Secret Box
I love this quote- "the condiments of my mind are in enigma. "
Patrick: The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. (carton of milk spills in Patrick's head) laugh out loud!
My friend and I laugh our BUTTS off whenever we see this episode

75Sleepy Time
This is a real classic it's one of the best episodes

76Pressure
"Do we have to wear pickle jars? "
~Squidward Tentacles
This is an awesome episode! Patricks like sandy's a girl! Laugh out loud
Laugh out loud so funny when they go on dry land
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77Krab Borg
Quirky fun. Love the lines like: Let's get that poop, Our World!. Sponge and Squid teaming up and Krabs yelling your crazy. Love the electronic tune.
He didn't laugh... because he couldn't laugh... because he's (gasp) A ROBOT
Great one! Mr. Krabs... A robot... They don't make them like this anymore
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78Tentacle-Vision

79Suds
Good one Patrick's great in this

80Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III
The torture that Patrick puts Man-Ray through is simply classic

81Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV
I wonder if a fall from this height could kill me? HAHAA!
The world would be a better place if we all started wumboing. laugh out loud
I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, me, wumbo. Wumbology the study of wumbo, its first grade spongebob. HILARIOUS!
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82Hello Bikini Bottom!

83Have You Seen This Snail
This episode should be in the top ten. This is my absolute favorite episode. Favorite line set razors on fun miss tuffsy. This should be in the top ten there are just a bunch of bull. I honestly don't think band geeks should be in the top ten. There was nothing speacials about it. And another thing there was a bunch of unfunny episodes before this.

84Arrgh!
A very underrated episode, but one with a lot of great one-liners. I love when Mr. Krabs hires and fires Patrick, as well as the angelic chorus singing "Plastic! ".
I love this pirate-themed episode.
The only way is the... PURFUME ISLE!
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85It's a Spongebob Christmas
At first I had low expectations, the special turned out to be really good! It's the first Spongebob related thing to capture the spirit of the first few seasons in a long time!
This is one of the only specials that weren't wastes of time! John Goodman is good as Santa! I also love the animation.
Finally it was good again until Squirrel Record. Then it stopped until Kenny The Cat.
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86Patty Hype
I just call it Pretty Patties. :) P. S. I'm a Boi LOL Boi.

87Squidtastic Voyage

88The Krusty Plate
MAX-I-MUM POWER! 'Nucular explosion'
MORE POWER! Laugh out loud

89SpongeBob On Tour
It is called "Hello Bikini Bottom". Change the title.

90Professor Squidward
A good squidward tortue porn

91Smoothe Jazz at Bikini Bottom
I'm not sure about why is episode on top 100... It must be number 150 best episode

92Reef Blowers
This was one of the first ones I ever watched when I was REALLY little.

93Neptune's Spatula

94Best Day Ever
PLEASE! STOP TRASHING THE BEST DAY EVER! In my opinion, this was the last truly amazing episode of spongebob. Almost every episode was A winner before this one. Now the good ones are rare.
This truly was the best.
The camping episode was great! Pizza Delivery was Great! Frankendoodle was Great! Band Geeks was great! Those are my favorites, but This episode took the cake. I mean, this one had a true, kindhearted ending. It showed that doing good things for other people will make good things happen to you.
This song made my childhood
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95Enchanted Tiki Dreams
Ok you guys might not agree with this choice but clearly this was the best newer episode and it was about the only one that didn't make us cry ourselves to sleep
Love this episode. What's that? A smoothie.
Best season 7 episode ever
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96Fiasco!

When plankton in space!

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97The Great Patty Caper

98SpongeBob B.C.

99Patrick-Man!

100Drive Thru

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