Best SpongeBob SquarePants Episodes

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The Top TenXW

1Band Geeks

I LOVE THIS EPISODE!
Band Geeks, Secret Box, Idiot Box, Best Day ever, and the camping episode should be at the top.

This deserves to be number one. I'm watching "Pizza Delivery" right as I'm typing this. Haha I love Spongebob and Squidward together!

it was funny when there were singing

Contains the best moment in all of SpongeBob's history. I would do anything to have another such great moment where they are all together and making the fans out there proud.

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2Chocolate with Nuts

Best episode ever even better than number1! Ps who the heck put the "best" day ever on here I hate the music

My favorite part of this episode is when the chocolate fish exclaims CHOCOLATE! And in the end he asks if he could buy all of their chocolate and Patrick is so surprised he dumps all the chocolate bars out of his pants and even poops out a kisses chocolate. This is the part where I crack up. There is one other episode not on the list that I think is hilarious, and it is Krusty Love, which should replace Best Day Ever. In the end of this episode, SpongeBob is so mad he curses at his own boss Mr. Krabs in front of Mrs. Puff when she looks at a dictionary and her cheeks turn red and Mr. Krabs's mouth grows wide open.

Funniest episode of spongebob I have ever seen! Though band geeks is great too especially that song at the end... it's amazing and thats probably why its number one because of the song

I remember when they first invented chocolate, sweet, sweet chocolate. I HATED IT

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3Pizza Delivery

Squid at the end, showing genuine concern for SpongeBob "Sponge?... Sponge? "

"who cares about the costumer? "I do". "well I don't" (hurricane stops) 'gasp' Sqiudward. Best line ever next to My Names Not. RICK. How is this not number one? It has more memorable moments than any of the other old episodes. This episode has a classic plot just like camping episode or band geeks. The part where Spongebob runs over Squidward with the boulder was hilarious, and the song is simply priceless. This song is loved by all Spongebob fans, and so is this episode. If your a Spongebob fan that instantly means you've seen and love this episode. My favorite episode of Spongebob will always be this. It should be number 1

This episode is SO funny! I love the part when SpongeBob is explaining to Squidward about a movie that he saw about pioneers and when he tries to convince Squidward to eat the coral instead of the the tasty pizza!

This ones on the house! *slams pizza in face*

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4The Camping Episode

Best Episode Ever. "WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN! " (Patrick draws Tic-Tac-Toe Symbols). Perhaps my favorite line ever.

This should be number one. The Marshmallow shot through Squidwards clarinet and protruded at the back of his head gets me every time. Chew. Chew. Chew. Awesome song to boot.

Most hilarious episode. I'm 25 years old, and every time I see this episode, I totally bust out laughing every time Squidward gets repeatedly mauled by the sea bear! lol

Squidward (after being mauled for the 100th time): What did I do that time?
Spongebob: I don't know... I guess he just doesn't like you!

Hahahaha PRICELESS!

The one time I actually loved music lessons in Year 3 at school was when we played this on the ukulele. It was so fun!

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5Frankendoodle

I like the part where patrick says finland and also the part where squidword gets the pencil drewing hair.

I love all these episodes on here but this has got to be my favorite. I love it when that creepy frankendoodle speaks gibberish and when Patrick says Finland! It's so random and hilarious!

I love how doodlebob talks, its hilarious

I an watching it right now this episode is awesome! - steelers1979

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6Graveyard Shift

Number 14 the night shift, is the graveyard shift in a different way. So you may have mixed it up. Wicth makes this list have 60 episodes. Even though its mixed up, it is a great episode and you can check out the top 100 episodes. My top ten are

10, suds

9, Graveyard shift

8, rock Bottem

7, naughty nautical neighbors

6, clams

5, procrastination

4, survival of the idiots

3, pressure

2, jellyfishing

1, RIPPED PANTS( including the song that makes me feel better

This is my favorite episode. This episode is so funny, and the plot is so amazing. SpongeBob SquarePants use to be such a good show, but there was an obvious decrease in the shows quality after the SpongeBob SquarePants Movie. I can't believe how bad the most current episodes are. The episodes clearly don't have the same great storylines that made the show so popular more than a decade ago.

This is so funny. The Hash-slinging Slasher! That never gets old... O, and who put Best Day Ever in here? That sucked.

I love this episode, a classic.

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7Idiot Box

Even to this day, I have a giant box I play in almost every day. I'm 18 now, and it's mostly used for privacy with my girlfriend, but I do exercise my imagination with it when I can.

I'm watching thins episode as I'm typing "isn't there anything other than boxing".

I love the part where Squidward wants to watch T.V., but all he sees are shows about boxes. Then he says "Isn't there anything that isn't about boxes?! " Then he watches boxing, but cardboard boxes are fighting each other. LOL. THAT'S SO FUNNY!

When I was little this was my favorite

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8Krusty Krab Training Video

WHY CAN'T WE HEAR THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA?!?!

This episode flat-out lacks a fourth wall, which is something I really love. Also, People Order Our Patties is one of the funniest moments on the show.

The first episode I ever watched, and the real best in my opinion (Sorry Pizza Delivery, Band Geeks, and Wishing You Well) - charlesjrosenbaum

"You'll never catch me, Krabs! Not when I shift into maximum overdrive! Hi-ya! I knew I should have gotten the turbo." - ModernSpongeBobSucks

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9Shanghaied

The only way out is through the... PERFUME DEPTARTMENT! Great Episode. not number 1 but still a classic

This ship belongs to the Red Barron! -

Looking back there was so much great humor in this haha. Do we get business cards? Haha

This episode made me laugh so many times. The ship getting ripped open on the rocks, Squidward asking about the business cards, Patrick's wish, haha and those are just the parts I can think of from the top of my head! This one was a classic

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10SB-129

I thought this one was hilarious, really cool with a lot of neat scenery. Squidward's even funnier than SpongeBob here!

Squidward: Future! Future! Future! FUTURE! This was one of the lines ever. This episode reminds me how much I miss the old SpongeBob. :'(

Best episode ever and first one I've seen. I grew up with SpongeBob and this has always been my favorite. - Archibaldo

Everything is chrome in the future!

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The Contenders

11Sailor Mouth

Proof that even SpongeBob has a dirty mouth. And that scene with Mr. Krabs cursing is hilarioius! - alexschubert

This episode cracks me up. My favorite part of it was when they first started swearing in the first place.

If you noticed here, many of the best episodes have memorable humor. Though I have a different sense of humor [thanks to YouTube Poop], many people love this for the cursing. I will nitpick that the humor takes over the story and makes less supportive, but hey, who doesn't love a good laugh?

My dad loves this episode and he's 36. His favourite is The Two Faces of Squidward. It's a good episode. For modern Spongebob.

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12Help Wanted

Spongebob gets hired duh this is a classic

Everything else happened AFTER this episode :3

I love the song and the plot altogether!

This and survival of the idiots are the best

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13Christmas Who?

Santa is comin tonight tonight Santa is coming to night.

Hard to believe that this episode is ranked so low. It should be in the top ten.

Love the song:

It looks like it's gonna be a wonderful holiday,

Not your normal average everyday.

Looks like someone fell my old coral tree,

SpongeBob, Patrick why'd ya do this to me?!

Lol

I don't know this has my favorite song in it - CargoMine123

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14Rock Bottom

I LOVE this episode of SpongeBob it's definitely my favorite Patrick left SpongeBob by himself downtown laugh out loud and his expression when he saw they were leaving Bikini Bottom was priceless!

This isn't your everyday darkness, this is advanced darkness.
~SpongeBob

I'm a mom of three sponge bob-loving kids and I will watch this episode every time!

I used to not like this episode very much for some reason, which is crazy because it's actually hilarious. Definitely deserving of better than 14th on the list.

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15Survival of the Idiots

Who are you callin' Pinhead for voting for this? Nobody, because it's so dang funny! There are a couple of funny episodes in Season 4, but the rest of 4 and up are all terrifyingly horrible. Not funny at all. - Jammer196

"Which one a' you is the real Dirty Dan?! " "Uh... I am." Classic Patrick stupidly walking right into getting maimed by hibernation Sandy. - Kevie16

In my opinion my favorite this is my favorite episode. Like Jammer196 said, Who you calling Pinehead?

Who you callin pinhead is the best line in spongebob history - bashed

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16Something Smells

Once there was an ugly barnacle he was so ugly that everyone died the end. That didn't help at all! Laugh out loud

Once There was an ugly barnicle he was so ugly that evreyone died. The End.
Best Line Ever!

Possibly my favorite episode, because of blue fish and The Ugly Barnacle.

I love this episode! My favorite part was when Spongebob was wearing disguise glasses and playing the organ.

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17Dying for Pie

What the hell is wrong with you all? This episode's my favorite, and it's sad seeing it so low.

My personal favorite! "The boy cries you a sweater of tears... And you kill'em". Too many one liners, just watch it.

This one is a CLASSIC PEOPLE! It has a message to it and it's so sad when SpongeBob says he will die due to the carelessness of a friend. That is so sad my heart feels so heavy whenever I watch that part. Love this one is my favorite HOW IS IT NOT #1?! Needs to be

This episode is magic. Probably the second best episode of all time after Graveyard Shift and yet here it is in 17th on the list.

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18F.U.N.

F.U.N. introduction: SpongeBob and Plankton meet together at a magic shop but Plankton was gone away and they made SpongeBob the rookie of the day. SpongeBob wanted to make friends with Plankton. So SpongeBob later told Plankton the meaning of fun. F is for friends that do stuff together, u is for u a,no me is for nything at all down in the deep blue sea. F is for fire that burns down the whole town, u is for uranium ha! N is for non survival! Then Plankton tried again and he got the whole song right. So they both had a Krabby patty together and later went to the movies saving his Krabby patty. SpongeBob later found out that Plankton betrayed him to steal a Krabby patty but failed because he was smashed by a wall of solid concrete. So SpongeBob went back to the Krusty Krab within worrying about the Krabby patty secret formula.

I love this one because (you guys might not agree with me) it shows plankton wants friends more than success even though he did try to steal the krabby party formula, he really wanted a friend more.

How can you not absolutely love the song? Just saying.

Plankton dose not want to say what spongebob says and what he says is really funny

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19I Had an Accident

Sandy: "Spongebob! Land on your bottom! It'll cushion the impact of the fall! "
Spongebob: "(Takes pants off) Like this? "
Patrick: "No your other bottom! "
Sandy: "Don't you have to have to be stupid somewhere else"
Patrick: "Not until 4:00"

SpongeBob:I know of a place
Where you never get harmed
A magical place
With magical charms
Indoors
Indoors
Indoors
Take it away penny!
Penny: (Silence)
Patrick: That penny has the most beautiful voice
And
Sandy: Trampoline
Patrick: Ice Cream
Sandy: Underwater Surfing
Patrick: Two Ice Creams
Sandy: Ferris Wheel
Patrick: Washing an old person
Sandy: Patrick, that is not fun! - lizard302

This episode would've been number 1 on my list. so much funny stuff in it

Haha you got to check this dude. We finally got enough people for a 7 mile spanking machine! Lol! How on Earth did they come up with that? This whole episode had funny stuff and it's very entertaining to watch.

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20Snowball Effect

This is my favorite episode! This should defiantly get top top ten because it is the best ever episode I think. But the funniest of it makes it the top ten. It is an extraordinary episode because of the jokes and I hate the new ones. This should defiantly make number one!

I love this episode, it makes me laugh all the time. I never see them play it anymore though

Gasp! Squidward returned fire! Then it's war! Classic

I love this one.

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