Top Ten Most Horrible Vocaloid Pairings

Which one is the most stupidest and horrible VOCALOID pairing? Write your thoughts!
The Top Ten
1 KAITO X Hatsune Miku

I don't see why people ship this...? I've heard plenty fans of this ship say that KAITO doesn't have an official age, but it was HEAVILY intended for KAITO to be an older male vocal. Teenagers don't have natural voices similar to KAITO's, especially not Japanese ones. The color scheme thing is ridiculous, and they look better as siblings than lovers. I'm not saying they are, but that's better than them being lovers. Besides, KAITO is the official counterpart to MEIKO, so yeah, KAITO was made for MEIKO. They harmonize well. And for all you people who say Miku and KAITO harmonize well, they don't. Their range is impressive, but that's about it. Range doesn't really help you much if can't harmonize well.

I'll admit, I like some of their duets. However, even if some of their songs together sound good, their voices don't harmonize very well. KAITO's age has not yet been confirmed, but he was clearly intended to be an adult (most likely near middle age). Miku is only sixteen. Pedophilia, much? And the whole "Their color schemes are similar, so they were MEANT to be with each other! " thing is stupid. "Similar colors" is not a completely valid reason to pair people in a relationship. Not to mention the fans. Not all KAITO x Miku fans are bad, but most of the fans I've seen are offended way too easily. Can't we all just accept each other's opinions? Even if I heavily dislike this ship, I don't think it deserve to be number one on the list. There are DEFINITELY worse ships out there.

2 Len Kagamine X Rin Kagamine

Len x Rin is NOT something that should be shipped. The fans of this ship are so immature, and they bash you if you disagree with their "OTP." Granted, they are less severe than the KaiMiku shippers, though. However, Rin and Len are not twins, but it could easily be said that they were HEAVILY intended to be twins. The idea was confirmed as the following: "The development of the Kagamines began when Crypton formulated the concept of making a pair of female and male voicebanks. The first idea was for two voices of a girl and her mirror image of the opposite gender, just like TWINS." Also: "Crypton had the intention to distribute them as twins." However, because of all those people who made their relationship different otherwise, they made them 'mirror images.' However, what had stated that they both share the same soul within two bodies, and they looked like twins on both of their box arts due to the fetal positions they were in.

3 Hiyama Kiyoteru X Kaai Yuki

Why... why do people ship this? This is actual pedophilla. Say what you will about the number one worst ship, at least it is ACTUALLY LEGAL IN JAPAN. I don't ship Kaito and Miku. But I can see why people ship them. I guess they look cute together, but I'm more of a Len X Kaito and Miku X Luka girl. If Yuki was above 13 than I would understand this ship. But she is NINE. The reason why age of consent is a thing is because the child could get hurt really badly. I guess some people who ship this see them as an asexual couple who are just attracted to each other in a romantic way. That doesn't make it anymore disturbing.

Do we REALLY need a second Kodomo no Jikan or whatever the hedge it was called? Normally I'd say "everyone has opinions" but THIS? A sweet innocent little 9 year old angel and a 22 year old man who could even possibly be her dad depending on people's headcanons?! No way hozae or however it's flipping spelt, if you ship this, you might need to see a psychiatrist or something. The person who normally respects other's opinions, signing out!

4 Len Kagamine X Akita Neru

This is the most hilarious ship I've ever seen.

Yeah, almost fr the same reason as the other comments, just wonder yourself how can you ship them just because they're blond?

Moreover, guys, Neru is a fanloid made as a prank of Miku. How can she pairs with, a real Vocaloid?

I love Neru, but she seems weird and bitter with Len.
Also, why would you ship them by looks? That's retarded! Miku suits perfectly with him!

Seriously?! I love this pairing. I don't get why people hate this just because they don't like Neru! Is there any other reason to hate it?!

5 KAITO X Len Kagamine

KAITO has no official age. I know that may sound desperate, but when you pair that with the fact that Len is 14, and that even if KAITO was intended to be older, having no official age makes it possible to show him as younger than he sounds, it seems less important. Also, if you subtract the age difference, KAITO and Len's personalities are good together, they look good together, and their voices complement each other well (In my opinion). This is why they really aren't as bad as some other ships like Yuki and Kiyoteru, as with these two Yuki clearly looks like a small child. (Sorry for making it so long, this is kinda my OTP)

Look- I know their both male. But is that a reason to ship them? This is almost the same case as Miku x Kaito. It's pedophilia. Are you okay with this? Look, I don't care about how well their voices go together (but if I did, I would still be a little iffy on this- their voices do not mix), it's dumb to pair people based on their voice.
I dunno, who even cares? Ship it if you want to, but I don't ship it. This is worse than Kaito x Miku- Len is younger than her! I ship Len wih Rin- it's the thing I ship the most in vocaloid.
Whatever.
Who cares?
This is dumb.

6 Len a Kagamine X Hatsune Miku

I don't understand this ship at all. I mean, I suppose I could see them together, BUT that is if they had a relationship in many of their songs. I just don't understand how it came to be. It doesn't feel correct. Len and Miku don't really show up together in their own respective songs. You may fight me and say that Len and Miku do have duets, but they are not nearly enough as other vocaloids. And no I am not referring to Rin. I really don't think that this one is the best ship. Of course, I don't think it is the worst either. I don't see any real relationship between them. I tend not to ship vocaloids due to their free nature OR at least I don't get into shipping wars because the characters are not set in stone and don't have fixed personality. I'd like to bring up the fact that many of the other ships here on hated on because of the very fact that I tend to avoid. Rin x Len for example, They AREN'T Twins... Miku x Kaito There are many more reasons to ship these two other than their blue hair, Meiko x Kaito This ship is most likely hated due to Miku x Kaito lovers,... Kaito x Len or Miku x Rin shouldn't be hated on because they are yaoi/yuri. Lastly, DON'T hate on other peoples ships because they don't agree with yours. Just respect them PLEASE.

7 Megurine Luka X Len Kagamine

What, why, how? What the heck is this ship? Why is this a ship? How is this a ship? Luka's voice is mature while Len's is almost like a girl's! This is not a good ship. If you ship this... why?

I mean, their voices are fantastic together! Check Floating Love, Moon Flower or Perfect Crime; I love both them songs and they are fantastic love stories but I hate this shipping! It is disgusting to me.
It is sort of like how I love the song brown with Ryuto and Gakupo but I hate the shipping ^

Sorry it's a nO. Luka is too matured for Len

8 Hatsune Miku X Megurine Luka

Magnet is NOT the reason why people ship these too. Magnet helped reinforce this ship, but it didn't necessarily make people ship them. And Miku can be a lesbian, or she could not. She's not real, so there is no way for you to dream up a sexual orientation for voicebank. Miku and Luka harmonize well, if tuned correctly, that is. An example would be Akastuki Arrival. The voicebanks don't necessarily need to portray the character on the box, either. Look at Renai Saiban. That song has Miku as the singer, but it is told through a boy's point of view. The voicebanks don't have genders. There is no need to be intolerant to the characters and the voicebanks because they are NOT real.
Miku and Rin, or Miku and Luka, it doesn't matter, because all the ships are the same in which they deserve to let people be happy.

Luka is 20, Miku is 16. A four year age gap can work, however not under these circumstances. Miku is still a minor and Luka is very much an adult. I love femslash, however I refuse to look past age gaps in ships. They could have a great friendship, but a relationship? They just can't work.

9 Rin Kagamine X GUMI

Has this person heard Luvoratory or Chemical Emotion, or I 2 fanclub, or any song they sing together?

I ship this. I don't see gumi as over 20, I see her as about 15 or 16. And have you SEEN 1,2 Fanclub?!
This is my OTP.

But this ship is so dang cute.

10 KAITO X Kagamine Rin

Do people actually ship this romantically? I mean, I can see it as a big brother and little sister relationship, but romance? Why?

This pairing is messed up.. Kaito is a middle aged man and Rins a 14 year old girl. Enough said.

The Contenders
11 KAITO X MEIKO

These two don't go together AT ALL when I hear them sing together I counted a nightmare for me. I listen to Hatsune miku and kaito duets ALL THE TIME! PEOPLE. I have my own playlist that is only for Kaito and hatsune miku duets. I blast them all the time. I was listening to them even when I'm writing this. It will be the best when two people's voice to blend in with each other and they are just the perfect finishing touch for each other. I listen to music ever since I'm zero and have never get it off my hands. I need hatsune miku and kaito duets to survive. They ARE MY LIFE. First of all I hate Meiko's voice. Their voice doesn't blend and you can just hear there separate voices and it is really annoying for me. Why people think that they are the best and miku and kaito is the worst. I think they need to check their brains.

Alright, people who said 'this ship should not be on this list' are totally ******. Just apologize for my language but I just got so angry that I can tell you there are plenty of people who hate this ship! (Including MYSELF) Also, I want to say it proudly that I just cannot care for MEIKO herself. My favorite vocals are MIKU and KAITO, when I see KAIMEIKO, and seems more and more people get obssessed with it which is unrational, I just get pissed off. Especially when some stupid said 'they are counterpart' 'they were made for each other' and so on, just showing that you guys do not truly like VOCALOID. Even some people say that CFM made this ship officially. Come on, there is no such thing!

12 Hatsune Miku X Rin Kagamine

I have to say, I enjoy yuri. I think that Miku and Rin is really cute! Is it weird that I ship this, but I also ship Miku x Mikuo? Does someone else out there do this?

You know, I don't see whats wrong with this ship. The age difference isn't big and their voices mix well.

13 Luka X Gackpo

What's so bad about it? The voices mix, purple and pink is a cute color combination, and they're similar ages. Plus, how cute would it be if KAITO, MEIKO, Luka, and Gakupo were childhood friends? And no, Go Google It is NOT the only song they have together. Look up the song Sweets and Bitters.
(To the person who said Gakupo is too ugly to be with Luka, he's actually my VOCALOID crush...)

Why is this a bad ship? Just because you ship Luka or Gakupo with someone else doesn't mean this ship is bad. They seem to be around the same age and their voices don't sound too bad together

I ship this so hard. Their voices mix very well and they seem to be around the same age.

14 Rin x Len

They aren't twins. They're worse. They are mirror images, aka the opposite and same. Same person, opposite gender. It's like looking at your reflection and saying "Hey sexy" and mean it. Then you proceed to make out with it. The worse part, people cheer you on.

Rin and Len are technically siblings. The only difference between them are their voices and genders. So I don't believe that mirror image crap for a second. ( Even though it is true)

If you're either both of them, why would you love your own mirror image?
It's as if you're a narcissistic if you feel like it.

15 KAITO X Luka

Eh, it's OK... their voices are pretty good together, and they are similar ages, I prefer Meiko x Kaito and Luka x Gakupo though

To be honest, I don't mind this ship. Kaito seems better with Meiko though...

I personally think that luka has to be with kaito if I had to choose between kaito x luka or kaito x meiko or luka x gakupo I would pick luka x kaito pink and blue are my fave colors they are the best! I think they deserve more attention and meiko is like a big sis for kaito and gakupo doesn't even look as boy like luka needs kaito and this is my fave ship of all time so kaito x luka is my fave ship

16 Oliver X Kaai Yuki

I feel like kaai yuki is too young to be shipped. It could work if she was older of course, but she's still an elementary school girl.

Yuki's just a nine year old girl. Why ship her with anyone? Otherwise, this ship isn't terrible. Hey, at least it's not pedophilia.

What? This ship is so cute! Why is it even here?

17 Mikuo X Miku

I don't know why...but I don't really like most of the genderbent characters. I just don't think they need to exist. The only gender bends that I like are Rin/Len since they're official characters and Haku/Dell since they are made by the same person. And I don't think gender bends should be in a relationship with each other. It's pretty much like shipping someone with their twin.

I don't hate them but I don't ship them either. if I don't ship rinlen then why should I ship MikuoXmiku.. Incest isn't right.

Any ship like this is wrong. It's gross.

18 Teto X KAITO

I love this ship! I think is X1000 better than KAITO X Miku!
Their voices mix!

Never thought about it... Could be cute.

I can't ship Teto with anyone.

19 Len x Gakupo

I didn't know this actually existed until now. Seriously, why? Gackpo has no official age, but it's clear he was intended to be an adult (or at least more mature). Len is fourteen, only a minor. I'm not homophobic, but this is just wrong.

This is just so wrong. Like, who would ship a shota with a (probably) old man? I have nothing against yaoi, but this is like, the worst thing in the vocaloid fandom.

20 KAITO X Akaito

It's just Kaito x Kaito with reversed colors.

21 Ling x Longya

They are siblings and Ling is 16 and Longya is 23. Incest and pedophilica

22 Oliver X SeeU

Pedophilia, Oliver is 12 SeeU is 17. I don't really know why people ship them. Sailor boy and Korean pop star don't really mix well.

23 Anon x Kanon

Pretty obvious, It's been confirmed they're twins.

24 Rin X Oliver

Are you kidding me?! Why ship Rin with a child like Oliver? Let's say he's 14 and Rin will probably like be 16 or maybe older! Still Rin will grow up much faster than Oliver so no way! Also Oliver is british and he may have a Japanese voicebank but it wouldn't suit that well with Rin's voice because when it comes to soprano notes, Oliver sounds horrible to hear! Rin beats his voice when it comes to soprano songs because she is meant for higher range in singing. This pairing is just wrong why is it so popular anyway?

Oliver is officially 12 and Rin is officially 14; it doesn't feel right shipping someone as young as Oliver... :/ plus, I can picture him being repulsed by girls.

There is NOTHING wrong with that ship, Rin is just 2 years older, and nothing wrong with this... I don't understand people... I don't ship it actually...

25 Mikuo X Rin Kagamine

This is a "just okay" ship for me. One of the only reasons people ship it is because they ship Miku and Len, which sorta bothers me. Plus I generally dislike shipping fanloids with official VOCALOIDs. The fanart's adorable though.

Uh.. I think this is a good ship. Len X Miku and Rin X Mikuo.

What's wring with it?

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