Best How I Met Your Mother Quotes

The Top Ten

1 Legen... wait for it... dary - Barney Stinson

2 Challenge accepted - Barney Stinson

3 You son of a bitch! - Lily Aldrin

4 Suit up - Barney Stinson

5 Boobs? - Barney Stinson

6 True story - Barney Stinson

7 Are you a cop? - Marshall & Ted

8 Who's your daddy? - Barney Stinson

9 Have you met Ted - Barney Stinson

10 But umm... - Robin

The Contenders

11 Just promise me, no matter what, we will always be there for the big moments. - Lily

This quote gave me the satisfaction that the friends would always stay together, and it was a perfect quote for the last episode.

12 You're Canadian - Barney Stinson

13 I would have stolen you a whole orchestra. -Ted

14 Whenever I’m sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead - Barney

15 Because sometimes even if you know how something’s gonna end, that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the ride. - Ted

16 We’re going to get older, whether we like it or not, so the only question is whether we get on with our lives or desperately cling to the past - Ted

17 Where's the poop? - Lily Aldrin

18 You will love again, because time will heal a broken heart. But not that bitches window! - Barney Stinson

19 Hey ref! Check your voice mail, I think you've missed a few calls! - Ted

20 I'm gonna teach you how to live - Barney Stinson

21 It Gets Worse - Marshall

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