Top 10 Jokes About the Metal Singer Hansi Kürsch (Blind Guardian, Demons & Wizards)
The Top Ten
1 Hansi doesn't have a great voice - he's got a full choir of great voices
Because he overdubs it.
2 His belly isn't just a belly, it's a counterweight to his huge voice
3 One can describe his voice only with the help of a secret Medieval formula: f(x∞Hansi)™ = 666+3n+∑(n=ᴚ5ȹ8ᴚ)^∞+∑(a745n:cos.ωn8y%ȹ +b5n%sin.ɮ9nt22x)+∞
That looks like a hard equation.
4 His voice is 5D – Hansi entered the enlightened multi-dimensional reality long ago
5 Pavarotti tried to sell his soul to Hansi in order to learn certain things but Hansi declined the offer
6 Hansi’s favorite teacher is his English teacher - J. R. R. Tolkien
J. R. R. Tolkien, author of: The Lord of the Rings, The Silmarillion.
7 Every day he passes 10 hours singing, 10 hours reading, 10 hours writing and 10 hours just being better than you
Your day doesn't have 40 hours? Too bad.
8 The chapter ‘Epic Levels’ of the instructional book ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ was based on Hansi’s achievements
The term epic level refers to a very high level of play in the Dungeons & Dragons (D&D), a fantasy role-playing game.
9 When he was 2 years old, his nickname was Bard. He wrote and recorded 2 songs about that but released them when turned 25
The Bard's Song (In the Forest), The Bard's Song (The Hobbit)
10 When he wants to have sex with his wife, he says: "Open wide the gate friend, the King will come"
A line from his song Valhalla
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