Top Ten Jokes Involving Metal and Rock Song Titles
I'm sorry if these puns are bad. I love puns, but I'm not really good at making themThe Top Ten
1 A boy forces his friend to go inside a dark cave. His friend replied, "I'm not going in there! I have a Fear Of The Dark!"
2 2 boys saw a picture of a man with black eyes
Boy 1 = Where are his eyes?
Boy 2 = He doesn't have eyes. He's Eyeless
3 He was killed by the Master of Puppets in Hangar 18, Address: 22 Acacia Avenue
That's the place where we all go...
4 2 girls are chatting about their favorite bands
Girl 1 = What would you do if your favorite band disappeared?
Girl 2 = Well, I'd be walking on the Boulevard Of Broken Dreams
5 A girl broke her friend's phone. Her friend shouted angrily, "What Have You Done?"
Oh I love this one! Within Temptation reference!
6 "When I Listen to Metallica, Nothing Else Matters; They Are the Number One Band"
Two songs in one sentence
7 Alison Hell started with the Pursuit of Vikings in the Sacred Worlds
8 A girl gets an F on her Math test. She sighed, "This is My Nightmare"
9 Two men are exploring a dark, scary cave. One of them heard a strange whispering sound
Man 1 = Did you hear that?
Man 2 = Hear what?
Man 1 = Did you hear that Whispers In The Dark?
10 A man is fighting with his worst enemy. He shouted, "Have you Had Enough?"
The Contenders
11 A man accidentally bumped to a woman
Woman = Hey, be careful when you walk next time!
Man = Oh, I'm sorry. I'm so Numb I can't feel you there
The lyrics are "I've become so numb, I can't feel you there"
12 A snail asked another snail "what do you do when you hide in your shell?" The second snail says "inside my shell I Wait And Bleed
13 A girl texted her boyfriend that she wants to break up
Boy = Why do you want to break up with me?
Girl = Because I Hate Everything About You
Great song by Ugly Kid Joe.
14 A man wants to go to a forest. His friend warned him
Friend = This forest is dangerous! There are lots of predators here!
Man = Nah, no predators are gonna hurt me, because I'm the Warrior
15 What Do Evil People Do When They Die and Go to Hell? They Enter the Eternal Fire
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