Top Ten Jokes Involving Metal and Rock Song Titles

I'm sorry if these puns are bad. I love puns, but I'm not really good at making them
The Top Ten
1 A boy forces his friend to go inside a dark cave. His friend replied, "I'm not going in there! I have a Fear Of The Dark!"
2 2 boys saw a picture of a man with black eyes Boy 1 = Where are his eyes? Boy 2 = He doesn't have eyes. He's Eyeless
3 He was killed by the Master of Puppets in Hangar 18, Address: 22 Acacia Avenue

That's the place where we all go...

4 2 girls are chatting about their favorite bands Girl 1 = What would you do if your favorite band disappeared? Girl 2 = Well, I'd be walking on the Boulevard Of Broken Dreams
5 A girl broke her friend's phone. Her friend shouted angrily, "What Have You Done?"

Oh I love this one! Within Temptation reference!

6 "When I Listen to Metallica, Nothing Else Matters; They Are the Number One Band"

Two songs in one sentence

7 Alison Hell started with the Pursuit of Vikings in the Sacred Worlds
8 A girl gets an F on her Math test. She sighed, "This is My Nightmare"
9 Two men are exploring a dark, scary cave. One of them heard a strange whispering sound Man 1 = Did you hear that? Man 2 = Hear what? Man 1 = Did you hear that Whispers In The Dark?
10 A man is fighting with his worst enemy. He shouted, "Have you Had Enough?"
The Contenders
11 A man accidentally bumped to a woman Woman = Hey, be careful when you walk next time! Man = Oh, I'm sorry. I'm so Numb I can't feel you there

The lyrics are "I've become so numb, I can't feel you there"

12 A snail asked another snail "what do you do when you hide in your shell?" The second snail says "inside my shell I Wait And Bleed
13 A girl texted her boyfriend that she wants to break up Boy = Why do you want to break up with me? Girl = Because I Hate Everything About You

Great song by Ugly Kid Joe.

14 A man wants to go to a forest. His friend warned him Friend = This forest is dangerous! There are lots of predators here! Man = Nah, no predators are gonna hurt me, because I'm the Warrior
15 What Do Evil People Do When They Die and Go to Hell? They Enter the Eternal Fire
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