Top Ten Jokes With Misleading Tones

The Top Ten
1 "Oh my god, you're bleeding!" "Dude, I just spilled cranberry juice, chillax."
2 I beat up my brother... at Mortal Kombat
3 I need some hot chicks, no not a supermodel I mean put these baby chicks on fire
4 Lets end this once and for all... when we finish binge watching
5 You Will _____ Me
6 I will never forget the day when my friend came out of the closet... he spend two weeks in there and I told him there was a spider hatching an egg in here
7 (Say it with lisps) Want some fishsticks?
8 Look at my huge cock... I've been feeding it a bit too much

Feeding it a bit too much protein. Well, that applies for both.

9 I just got 18 kills without dying... on Call of Duty
10 I'm surrounded by pricks... how am I suppose to get passed these without pricking myself
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