Top Ten Lamest Mario Boss Battles of All Time

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1Baby Bowser - Yoshi's New Island

Anyone remember the final boss from Yoshi's Island? It was FANTASTIC! The atmosphere, the music, and the boss were amazing! Unfortunately, 19 years later, they couldn't top it! Yoshi's New Island ruins our childhood. First you have to fight a giant Baby Bowser just like the original game, except it's absolutely ATROCIOUSLY bad. All he does is shoot super slow fireballs, and then starts hopping up and down for NO REASON! "But DC! The platforms move after each jump! " Yeah I know, but WHY? The platforms NEVER go under the lava. (If you don't understand it means it can never hurt you! ) It's completely POINTLESS! He just keeps wasting your time as you think about how many other games you could've spent your money on. However, after that, you'd think it'd be over, but suddenly, warping through space and time, KING Bowser APPEARS (Really Nintendo? That's the best you could come up with? Pretty shamelessly lazy). Well, on the plus side, this boss can't be much worse than the Baby Bowser ...more - DCfnaf

2Cloud N Candy - Yoshi's Story

I always thought that the whole point of bosses was to test your skill, or...try to kill you. This guy hops along, made out of candy floss. What's his grand evil scheme? To increase the chances of Yoshi getting tooth decay? Truly, he is the greatest villain of all time! So he hops around, and if you happen to take some damage, every time you attack him, his yummy candy floss body recovers ANY damage you got. (Maybe they can add sprinkles next time too. That'll definitely make him more intimidating! ) Move aside Bowser! Cloud N Candy is in town! And he MEANS BUSINESS! - DCfnaf

3Boom Boom - Super Mario Bros 3, Super Mario 3D Land, Super Mario 3D World, New Super Mario Bros U, New Super Luigi U

Someone at Nintendo is really obsessed with this guy. They need to quit using him! He's in Mario 3 17 times, 3D Land 7 times, 3D World 4 times, NSMB U 6 times, and NSL U 6 times. That's 40 fights with this idiot. And to top it off, he's NOT a even a good boss! You just jump on his head, wait a few seconds, and repeat. He BARELY even gets a chance to attack, and when he does he just flails his arms around like an idiot! I thought Nintendo was the king of innovation! Well, using the same boss 40 times doesn't seem very innovative to me! - DCfnaf

4King Bob-Omb - Super Mario 64

So you've made it to the top of the mountain, where the dastardly King Bob-Omb awaits. This is not just any bomb, it's the King of them all! Is it going to be dangerous? Definitely! OH NO! He's coming after me...really...slowly. That's right folks, all he does is walk around...MENACINGLY! He doesn't really attack you either, and he doesn't even send his Bob-omb army against you. He just walks around. So you throw him on his behind and he explodes. There's nothing worse than that. - DCfnaf

5Boss Boo - Super Mario Sunshine

Boss Boo is not King Boo. But either way, he deserves to be mentioned. So King Boo was fought in Luigi's Mansion, but he was basically replaced by Bowser. So Boss Boo gets the spotlight for Super Mario Sunshine. But...nope. It sucked. The boss takes place on a giant spinning roulette wheel, and you need to win on the slots. Boss Boo spits out fruit. Then you need to throw a red hot chili pepper in his mouth. What part of that makes you think "Boss Boo"? It could be any other enemy and it should be the same exact boss fight. - DCfnaf

6Whomp King - Super Mario 64
7Bonechill - Super Paper Mario

I should've made this number 1. This boss is HORRIBLE and so is his character! He spews out info, is completely unmemorable and then guess what? You play as Luigi and spam the jump button, and this fight is over in LESS THAN TEN SECONDS. - DCfnaf

8Mega Goomba - New Super Mario Bros
9Megasparkle Goomba - Paper Mario: Sticker Star
10Marching Milde - Yoshi's Island

The Contenders

11Final Bowser - New Super Mario Bros (DS)

This one is so boring. I actually hate New Super Mario Bros 2 more than this one though, but it is definitely boring. - DCfnaf

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12Koopalings - Super Mario Bros 3 - New Super Luigi U
13Mettaton NEO - Undertale
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1. Baby Bowser - Yoshi's New Island
2. Cloud N Candy - Yoshi's Story
3. Boom Boom - Super Mario Bros 3, Super Mario 3D Land, Super Mario 3D World, New Super Mario Bros U, New Super Luigi U
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