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It's basically just a simple body horror. The only scary bit is maybe that giant brown scorpion cenobite, but that's it. Some person kills 5 people to save a rapist, then her daughter steals this portal activator and somehow creates hell inside a house. A giant scorpion appears, no jumpscares, it just stands there, then chases her. She gets into a big white room, and some monster who needs braces puts his fingers in her mouth... Then a big fat demon-with-shades version of humpty-dumpty appears, and then this white thing that looks like a vampiric racist. And then some tall white person with pins in his head and a leather jacket that looks like that fire emitting costume from the hunger games. He starts saying stuff, then the daughter disappears, that vampiric thing comes up the stairs from her escape saying "Leaving so soon? " In a strange voice, and her movements like she's dancing. Pinhead screams when he dies by the demonic portal box the end.

62Gremlins 2: The New Batch
63Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare
64Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
65Saw: The Final Chapter
66A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child

What the heck? Is this a horror movie? I just see it as a stupid excuse to combine two deadly things (e.g. Sharks and tornados) together, and make a movie out of it

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68Poltergeist II: The Other Side
69The Human Centipede
70Wes Craven's New Nightmare
71GremlinsV1 Comment
72Exorcist: The Beginning
73Pet Sematary Two
74Troll 2
75Plan 9 from Outer Space
76Jaws the Revenge
77Hollow Man
79Dead Silence
80Silent Hill

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