Top Ten Mario Characters to Feel Sorry ForHeavyDonkeyKong
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I'm not Princess Peach's biggest fan myself, but let's face it: She gets kidnapped frequently, possessed by the evil shadow queen, trapped within the walls of her own castle, swallowed by Bowser, used to awaken the Dark Star by Fawful, and more! I have no idea how she handles it all! - HeavyDonkeyKong
The poor pixies sole purpose in life is to fill ina gap that can never, truly be refilled! - HeavyDonkeyKong
Mario is not mean to luigi you idiots!
He was manipulated by Dimentio. When he was Mr. L, Dimentio killed him. Then, Dimentio turns him BACK into Mr L. and fuses with him and the Chaos Heart. Luckily, Peach, Mario, and Bowser were able to save him, but the poor fellow was manipulated! - HeavyDonkeyKong
Mario almost ALWAYS has to come I and save the day! Doesn't he get tired of it? Doesn't he EVER get tired of it?!? - HeavyDonkeyKong
What I've noticed, is that whenever Mario gets 'rewarded' it's only a slice of cake or a kiss on the cheek, not even that often either. Not only that but Luigi gets a better deal because he's paid and gets money. A lot of money in fact.
Yeah! But who gonna save the day you?
I'm just saying that the villains just won't leave the poor plumber alone! - HeavyDonkeyKong
Why would anyone feel sorry for this overrated ugly vampire? I feel sorry for her pathetic fans though.V 1 Comment
Abused by her older sister! - HeavyDonkeyKong
Forced to constantly go to war by his own Father! - HeavyDonkeyKong
Bowser: guess what!
Bowser Jr: Oh let me guess, you kidnapped that innocent princess again.
Bowser: That's right! We're totally gonna get that jerk Mario this time!
Bowser Jr: I don't know dad, Mario is really nice and he always invites us go carting.
Bowser: yes the go carting his fun but that jerk has tortured me since the eighties!
The eighties! Don't you think I had enough problems in the eighties!
Bowser Jr: Dad you kidnapped his girlfriend
Bowser: SHUT UP AND GET IN THE CAR, YOUR ARE GOING TO HELP ME KILL THIS PLUMBER AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT! - Cheese567
Waluigi should be more loved I know he may just be a purple Luigi but Luigi is just a green Mario and he is still cool and he is only in spin off games in fact Waluigi should even get his own game who is with me? - Aidanisawesome
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