Top Ten Modern Songs That Would Give People In the Past a Heart Attack

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1Anaconda - Nicki Minaj

Why is Anaconda a hit song right now? The song has little to no talent in it, the beat is absolutely atrocious, and it has the most pointless lyrics ever. I'd rather listen to Baby, The fox, Turn Down For What, or even Stupid Hoe in some cases. This song is yet another piece of garbage by Nicki Minaj. I will never let my grandma or grandpa listen to this or Stupid Hoe. And if I have to hear one more song from this girl, I will lose my mind. - Turkeyasylum

Yep. And I bet if someone in the 19th Century heard this, she would be like "WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO? "*Weeps in a corner*.Ah well...

Luckily they probably wouldn't know those swears back then - jmepa1234

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2Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj

Again, another pointless song. I don't know how she has so many fans when basically all the song is about is Nicki calling someone "a stupid hoe." - Alpha101

This song is what I call "Musical Suicide." A song that wants to die and tries everything in it's effort to die.

That's what this song is.

People in the past will die from horror because of this song. Even Hitler himself would reject this song.

I guess Hitler would reject this because back then this type of music didn't even exist.

This song's total would have a different meaning in history - jmepa1234

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3Baby - Justin Bieber

This song is very repetitive, bland, and, worst of all, LOVED. Half the world LOVES this song! It makes no sense! If this song was released twenty years ago or so, everyone would believe Justin Bieber was the devil! Now everyone worships him as a God! - Alpha101

Not really so unusual.
In the past there have been Fabian, Bobby Sherman, Little Donny Osmond, Shaun Cassidy, Leif Garrett, etc. , etc. going right up against The Beatles, The Rolling Stones and more, and scoring some pretty good hits on the charts.
As proven by the past, those boy-teen idols fade quickly, but are inevitably replaced by the latest "flavor of the month".
Only Elvis Presley and Michael Jackson managed to evade the teen-idol curse, and Justin Bieber is NO Elvis.

This basically all the bad songs in existence is this list - jmepa1234

4Wrecking Ball - Miley Cyrus

If someone from the past SAW THIS MUSIC VIDEO, they would faint from the exposure to "Miley Syndrome." - Alpha101

Yeah, gotta agree with Alpha101. If my parents had ever seen this, they would have died... Sooner. - BobG

Hope she grows her hair back... other than that this is an OK song, but people in the past just wouldn't get it at all.

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5Friday - Rebecca Black

At least this song is inoffensive. Maybe Rebecca could have cut some of the auto tune, and she could have had a good song here. - Turkeyasylum

She really feels the need to let everyone know that it is Friday... - Alpha101

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6The Fox - Ylvis

Ok, I must admit, when this song first came out, it was hilarious. I listened to it a few times, laughed, and never listened to it again. It was good. But then EVERYONE started to sing it EVERYDAY for MONTHS! That is when it started to drive me crazy! Same thing with "Roar" from Katy Perry. It is really not a bad song. I do not like it, but I do not hate it either. But when EVERYONE started to sig it, I began to hate it. Songs like this were meant for a few laughs, NOT A MILLION! - Alpha101

I cannot stand this song. When it was new, it was a few months before I heard it, and everyone made fun of me because I never got any of their fox jokes. When I finally did hear it, I instantly wanted to kill everyone who even mentioned foxes. I'd been the butt of a joke, for THIS?!?! - PositronWildhawk

7Turn Down For What - DJ Snake & Lil Jon

Same thing with "The Fox." Wasn't bad at first, but it got WAY too much publicity, and it instantly turned into a horrible song. - Alpha101

Only listen to this when you're high.

8Love Me - Lil Wayne

The whole song is basically talking about sex. Would give anyone a heart attack if you saw the music video. - Alpha101

9Started from the Bottom - Drake

The song is horrible, and what is even worse, Drake didn't even start from the bottom! He was on a T.V. show and made lots of money before he even started rapping! Hypocrite! - Alpha101

10Wiggle - Jason Derulo

The whole song is talking about, you guessed it, butts. Wow, such a masterpiece! - Alpha101

The Newcomers

?Bubble Butt - Major Lazer
?Gucci, Gucci - Kreayshawn

Uhh I don't know whats so bad about this song? Did people in the past generation not have a sense of humor?

The Contenders

11Booty - Jennifer Lopez

It is offensive to others when you sing it to them - blst0033

12Addicted to Vaginal Skin - Cannibal Corpse

I think all cannibal corpse songs can cause a heart attack in the past

13#selfie - The ChainsmokersV1 Comment
14Kill You - EminemV1 Comment
15Insane - Eminem
16Make It Rain - Travis Porter
17Twerkit - Busta Rhymes
18Pound the Alarm - Nicki Minaj
19Beez in the Trap - Nicki Minaj
20Dance (A$$) - Big Sean
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1. Anaconda - Nicki Minaj
2. Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj
3. Baby - Justin Bieber
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