Top 10 Most Ghetto Names

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The Top Ten

1
Sha Nay Nay
where shane dawson got his ghetto name....
I'm thinkin' bout Martin
I think it is really getto name.
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2Bon Qui Qui
... I'm just in school goign through the lists... And I'm just like... Df?
I'm in school looking at these names and I'm like the hell. That's how you now people are black someone finna get smacked if y'all talking bout these names. This isn't ghetto at all Jk being sarcastic
My hamster that killed her sister was named that... Awkward
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3Eshuanamufantanquifalafandeleraquontralaqueeshalaneeshateeshamufantrelaniquantreya
Okay, now we're just getting stupid. Does anybody even know anybody named any of these names?
What what the hell? I know they didn't... Why they had to use my name but they call me Eshuana Ghe Toe Name Esha for short.
Ok, this name is so long and weird, that I can't even pronounce the first 4 letters, this one is way out of hand
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4Shabootyquiqui
What are these people thinking naming their kids this, come on people have some sense
That is funny as hell. I did not even read the rest of the list. Although I would feel sorry for whatever kid would have that name.
Funny but if that was my name you would have to call me Suzy or something simple like that.
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5Barackeisha
I'm black and my name is jeremy I can't complain meow
That Is The Most Crazies Name Ever But Cool LIke I don't know What Though
It's his reel name
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6Courtney
HOW IS THIS A GHETTO NAME?!? Is still is though all my friends that are super ghetto are named Courtney. Is really funny.
That is not a ghetto name.
Most ghetto name ever. I would no is my name. They only way it could be more ghetto is if it was spelt Courtnay. Shank you very much
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7Friedchickeniqua
I love me some chicken
This is the best ghetto name ever! T- raaw...?
Damn rite dis name is ghetto
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8Orangejello
I know some1 named this
Thanks to you my purple daughter's name is orangejello and she loves it thanks broskillethomeGdogqueefa
I named my pillow pet Orangejello... #creepy
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9Brishauwna
My friend is named that!

10La'bootylicious'na'ni'qua'qua
HECK YEAH I NAMED MY DAUGHTER THIS THANKS TO YOU
Say What? I want to give a comedy award to whoever invented this name! The doctor should have told the mother to get off the drugs before she had the baby.
This is a nice name and its ghetto and that's how you no it a black name like on everything
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The Contenders

11Cornbreesha
omfg wtf the stupidest name EVA!
Hahaha! This is just dumb! Lmao! People are just hatin their kids these days!
Sounds like "cornbread" O. O
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12Watermelondrea
I'm obsessed with tre melvin
How ironic would it be if she was allergic to watermelons!
That name iss too nice and that is my name too go on youtube and type the prusuit of watermelondrea that is to jokes.!
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13Obamaneisha
I guess someone wanted to name their child after President Obama
That is so ghetto and made up 100%
Funny laugh out loud
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14Twerkeisha
Teekeisha is gon be my new name because there are too many katelyns at my school
Ghetto all the way ;-)
My name is Shinae, but it pronounced Twerkeisha.
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15Falondriannaiqua
Doctors need to let the drugs wear off before the patient gives the child a name
lol what kind of name is that

foxrocks

Mm I am really sorry, I. Really don't. Find tbheese names ghetto

16R-dizzle-fo-shizzle-my-nizzle-off-da-hizzle-drizzleiqua
THIS IS THE BEST
I can't even handle myself oh my god this is priceless.
My r dizzle fo shizzle my nizzle off the hizzle drizzleiqua is off that fashizzle
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17Deoshenique
So funny laugh out loud

18Reverend Uncle Ruckus
That is from boomdock laugh out loud

19Bon'Quisha
This is just like Bon Qui Qui
Epic. Jusstt epic of mah god people! Ghodmuahgaud vv!

20Whitepersonequa
This is the worst name, who ever is dis then day thoush thinka boot their live. my name is dis.

21Televisionstealiniqua
What kind of name is this honestly? I hope they actually don't take after their own name and go round stealing televisions O.O
My best friend is named this! She is so ghetto.
T.V. stealing sounds like a ghetto thing to do while they're not eating hot Cheetos and playing grand theft auto two.

22Asiah
Its a ghetto name because iknow this ghettogirl named that

23Livia
Livia is female warrior name, werry sound. In the serial Xena, Livia is daughter to Ares and Xena, Livia is girl, great power, werry speed and good to kicks and job the zord.
My friend's name is livia. She's white
My name is livia whats wrong with honey boo

Livia_LovesNon

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24Moetrisha

25Mydrizzlenizzlefrizsle
Just trying to remember that name, wow.

26Sharmane

27Areyoumyfather
This don't make no damn since

28Jah'weeve'be'hanginah'qui'qui
Put that weave on correctly guurl! Laugh out loud. I hope no one EVER gets this name!
Ghetto fab in it's primes state so like bomb
This is the best one I've heard and If someone gets named this they are a crack baby
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29Bee Bee
Hey that's my best friend

30Shaniqua
I love it that is going to be my daughters name when I give birth to her
It sounds cute. It's exotic, I don't know why its "ghetto".
Shaniqua is the best name :L
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31Gordoniqua

32Unitedstatesofafricanamericaleesha
Ok your pride went too far! We know from your name that you wish that this country is an african americann only country. Well too bad.
C see cc Dee 4s see vs fund-raising
Very ghetto indded my negro

33Qishiannna

34Equasia
Ghetto has it's moments but it had this one for weeks

35Barbara
I really don't know how this is really ghetto, my Bible study teacher is named that, please someone tell me how this is a ghetto name?! And if it is ghetto I mean really why would people consider it ghetto?
My mom is called barbara
Laugh out loud 'Barbie' is short for Barbara. Since when was Barbie (original) black? Laugh out loud
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36Craig
This is not ghetto that is my moms last name
Nothing can beat the Craig
Yo dis is like the most ghetto name ever
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37Sharkeisha
Why would you name your child after a shark? Well she was pretty dangerous.
My friend ghetto Thursday name is that

38Fatbuttfartisha
I can imagine signing my kid up for school with this kind of name.
Haha! Totally calling one of my friends this!

39Qa Qa Nero

40Key Low-low

41Shaquaniuacherice

42Oo-oo Newnew
That is ghetto as I don, t know what
My friends brothers name is this

43Kunta-kinte
This is the start for African ghetto neggas

44Guuurrrl
Yes the up mst
All my girl friends name is girl 😃

45Nancy
Funny how my name is ghetto ; even though its mainly a hispanic name

46Hanatewakusoshiseotadashiteteriyakisuzukihondacivic-iqua
What all I understood was teriyaki, Suzuki, honda and civic. WHY THEY WANNA MKE THEIR KIDS COMMIT SUICIDE? THEIR TEACHERS FIRST QUESTION OF EVERY YER IS GNE B, "Do you have a nickname?

47Abcde
Hopefully spelling won't be a problem.
Pronounced Uh-Bee-Sid-Dee it makes perfect sense.
This is a fat dumb babies name
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48La Fawnduh
I caught you a delicious bass.

49Moquanisha
HAHA I LOVE IT!
Laugh out loud 2 weak hahaahaha

50Chiara

one of my besties pronounce shy-air-uh


51Latoya

52Quanashinahicoomcoombotishoo
That made me laugh so hard

53Yourburpstankaneesha
.. Let's hope that the burp came out of her mouth!

54Tra'Shyla
THAT IS THE MOST FUNNIEST GHETTO NAME

55Shamira

56Octavia
My little pony name
I know a octavia

57Kimkieysha

58Bombshaall’ Quelish’ca’ish IV
You this ghetto name is legit. It makes me feel so good about myself on the inside. I wish my parents has named me this.
MINE THIS IS MY GHETTO NAME!

59Gyazane

60Bootyscratchdasha

61Tyreke

62I"sblackesha

63India
Messed up man swear down

64Ty'Kee$$haa

65Hashbringingslasheralaquishaiqua

66Shaneequa-aquateesha-ataquambae
found by my spazzy frend Elyssa

67Gillian

68Topramenique
It sounds like the medicine topramax... Maybe they were addicted to it when they "thought" of the name
Laugh out loud mama must've been craving top ramen when she was. Giving birth to her child.

69Biscuitboba
GOD! ARE you KIDDING ME?
I was totally about to call my kid that! Good to know it's ghetto! *sarcasm laugh out loud*

70Juanisha

71Ghettoquesha

72Chris
Chris is not a ghetto name it's sad that people would think this name is ghetto.
Love it that's gonna be my first son's name or Ricky
Haha my friends BFF names

73Dwhyterherney

74Deeznutzua

75Bonquanta Boosh Qeta

76Barbeesha
I really think this name is very ghetto because Barbeesha doesn't go together at all. Who ever have this name I will, indeed, pray for you to get your name change. If you do get your name change, you will be in Gods hands forever.

77Nashagurl

78Isheaka

79Caterisha

80Shuna
I posted this name because this is my friends nick name her real shauna I can't believe I'm posting this so please rate if this is a great ghetto name. And post if you think this is the ghettoest or not the ghettoes because I think thisname is ghetto as hell

81Stantasia

82Kaynayquesah

83Obamasoneeqwadonsheeqa

84Sponjetta

85Kellie
Laugh out loud Kellie is kelp

86Emilausiquantay

87Shakaydikaynay

88Strawberanecia

89Shaniquadalone

90Jarquaviante
Just wrong and sad

91Tamar

92Jamitha

93Kee-kee
Now that's a ghetto name I mean like almost every ghetto person has that name.

94La'nique

95Liquishra Bon Qui Qui IV

96Walka
Sounds like someone from Boston was trying to name his baby walker

97Shantez

98Duh'Shunna'Ree

99Sha'Booty'nique'qua'londria

100Tranique

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