Top 10 Most Ghetto Names

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1
Sha Nay Nay
where shane dawson got his ghetto name....
I'm thinkin' bout Martin
I think it is really getto name.
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2Shabootyquiqui
What are these people thinking naming their kids this, come on people have some sense
That is funny as hell. I did not even read the rest of the list. Although I would feel sorry for whatever kid would have that name.
Funny but if that was my name you would have to call me Suzy or something simple like that.
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3Courtney
HOW IS THIS A GHETTO NAME?!? Is still is though all my friends that are super ghetto are named Courtney. Is really funny.
That is not a ghetto name.
Most ghetto name ever. I would no is my name. They only way it could be more ghetto is if it was spelt Courtnay. Shank you very much
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4Bon Qui Qui
... I'm just in school goign through the lists... And I'm just like... Df?
My hamster that killed her sister was named that... Awkward
I'm in school looking at these names and I'm like the hell. That's how you now people are black someone finna get smacked if y'all talking bout these names. This isn't ghetto at all Jk being sarcastic
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5Friedchickeniqua
I love me some chicken
This is the best ghetto name ever! T- raaw...?
Damn rite dis name is ghetto
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6La'bootylicious'na'ni'qua'qua
HECK YEAH I NAMED MY DAUGHTER THIS THANKS TO YOU
Say What? I want to give a comedy award to whoever invented this name! The doctor should have told the mother to get off the drugs before she had the baby.
This is a nice name and its ghetto and that's how you no it a black name like on everything
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7Barackeisha
I'm black and my name is jeremy I can't complain meow
That Is The Most Crazies Name Ever But Cool LIke I don't know What Though
It's his reel name
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8Orangejello
I know some1 named this
I named my pillow pet Orangejello... #creepy
Thanks to you my purple daughter's name is orangejello and she loves it thanks broskillethomeGdogqueefa
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9Bee Bee
Hey that's my best friend

10Qa Qa Nero

The Contenders

11Watermelondrea
I'm obsessed with tre melvin
How ironic would it be if she was allergic to watermelons!
That name iss too nice and that is my name too go on youtube and type the prusuit of watermelondrea that is to jokes.!
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12Brishauwna
My friend is named that!

13Cornbreesha
omfg wtf the stupidest name EVA!
Hahaha! This is just dumb! Lmao! People are just hatin their kids these days!
Sounds like "cornbread" O. O
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14Obamaneisha
I guess someone wanted to name their child after President Obama
That is so ghetto and made up 100%
Funny laugh out loud
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15Tra'Shyla
THAT IS THE MOST FUNNIEST GHETTO NAME

16R-dizzle-fo-shizzle-my-nizzle-off-da-hizzle-drizzleiqua
My r dizzle fo shizzle my nizzle off the hizzle drizzleiqua is off that fashizzle
I can't even handle myself oh my god this is priceless.
Too funny I can't handle it every time I see it I laugh
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17Twerkeisha
Teekeisha is gon be my new name because there are too many katelyns at my school
Ghetto all the way ;-)
My name is Shinae, but it pronounced Twerkeisha.
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18Falondriannaiqua
Doctors need to let the drugs wear off before the patient gives the child a name
lol what kind of name is that

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Mm I am really sorry, I. Really don't. Find tbheese names ghetto

19Walka
Sounds like someone from Boston was trying to name his baby walker
These names are ratchet
All you need is to edit the spelling and have 2 more people with the same name and then you shall get Wocka Wocka Wocka :P

20La-ah (pronounced Ladashah)
Who in there right mind would name there child this? This is a really ghetto name.
found this written on the back of a stall

- Its To Ghetto! & Hilariouss!
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21Reverend Uncle Ruckus
That is from boomdock laugh out loud
It's called BOONdocks. Not boomdocks. Idiot
No relations laugh out loud
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22Obamasoneeqwadonsheeqa
... Just stop. Too much rachetness.

23Deoshenique
So funny laugh out loud

24Televisionstealiniqua
What kind of name is this honestly? I hope they actually don't take after their own name and go round stealing televisions O.O
My best friend is named this! She is so ghetto.
T.V. stealing sounds like a ghetto thing to do while they're not eating hot Cheetos and playing grand theft auto two.

25Whitepersonequa
This is the worst name, who ever is dis then day thoush thinka boot their live. my name is dis.

26Stantasia

27Billy Bob
True gangsta ghetto.
East side.

28Livia
Livia is female warrior name, werry sound. In the serial Xena, Livia is daughter to Ares and Xena, Livia is girl, great power, werry speed and good to kicks and job the zord.
My friend's name is livia. She's white
My name is livia whats wrong with honey boo

Livia_LovesNon

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29Bon'Quisha
This is just like Bon Qui Qui
Epic. Jusstt epic of mah god people! Ghodmuahgaud vv!

30Wykiki

31Asiah
Its a ghetto name because iknow this ghettogirl named that

32Jah'weeve'be'hanginah'qui'qui
Put that weave on correctly guurl! Laugh out loud. I hope no one EVER gets this name!
This is the best one I've heard and If someone gets named this they are a crack baby
Ghetto fab in it's primes state so like bomb
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33Kaynayquesah

34Luckycharmniqua
This Is now my nickname

35Areyoumyfather
This is so wrong roflmao I'm weak
This don't make no damn since
That was hillarious and I am really racist!

36Moetrisha

37Watermelonita
My brother named me this, we were lying to a teacher. His name was Tyrone, or course.
I'm a man ha ha

38Mydrizzlenizzlefrizsle
Just trying to remember that name, wow.

39Shaniqua
I love it that is going to be my daughters name when I give birth to her
It sounds cute. It's exotic, I don't know why its "ghetto".
Shaniqua is the best name :L
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40Sharmane

41Tranique

42Icecreamiqua
SERIOUSLY who in their right mind would name their child this they should be reported to the name police because they have went way past their limits!

43Unitedstatesofafricanamericaleesha
Ok your pride went too far! We know from your name that you wish that this country is an african americann only country. Well too bad.
C see cc Dee 4s see vs fund-raising
Very ghetto indded my negro

44Fiddler

45Gordoniqua

46La'Shanique

47Kanye

48Equasia
Ghetto has it's moments but it had this one for weeks

49Barbara
I really don't know how this is really ghetto, my Bible study teacher is named that, please someone tell me how this is a ghetto name?! And if it is ghetto I mean really why would people consider it ghetto?
My mom is called barbara
Laugh out loud 'Barbie' is short for Barbara. Since when was Barbie (original) black? Laugh out loud
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50Sharkeisha
Why would you name your child after a shark? Well she was pretty dangerous.
My friend ghetto Thursday name is that
May she Rest In Peace.

51Craig
This is not ghetto that is my moms last name
Nothing can beat the Craig
Yo dis is like the most ghetto name ever
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52Yourburpstankaneesha
.. Let's hope that the burp came out of her mouth!
That's my friend jessica nashs name

53Qishiannna

54Key Low-low
Cute but ghetto hey that what her mother named her

55Fatbuttfartisha
I can imagine signing my kid up for school with this kind of name.
Haha! Totally calling one of my friends this!

56Hanatewakusoshiseotadashiteteriyakisuzukihondacivic-iqua
I love this name
! 11
What all I understood was teriyaki, Suzuki, honda and civic. WHY THEY WANNA MKE THEIR KIDS COMMIT SUICIDE? THEIR TEACHERS FIRST QUESTION OF EVERY YER IS GNE B, "Do you have a nickname?

57Kunta-kinte
Wateever I wont name my daughter after this but I will name my son this
This is the start for African ghetto neggas

58Guuurrrl
Yes the up mst
All my girl friends name is girl 😃
Hi Guuurrrl
What kind of name is that!

59Nancy
Funny how my name is ghetto ; even though its mainly a hispanic name

60Cornbreadkoolaidfriedchickenwatermelonribsricechickenjiveeastclevelandquisha
My mom named my baby brother this, he's a blessed child! 😊

61Shaquaniuacherice

62Latoya
I don't think my NAME is ghetto! Some ghetto females just have it! Sad to say. Smdh!

63Oo-oo Newnew
That is ghetto as I don, t know what
My friends brothers name is this

64Quanashinahicoomcoombotishoo
That made me laugh so hard

65Wata Malon Drea

66Moquanisha
Laugh out loud 2 weak hahaahaha

67Abcde
Hopefully spelling won't be a problem.
Pronounced Uh-Bee-Sid-Dee it makes perfect sense.
This is a fat dumb babies name
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68Hashbringingslasheralaquishaiqua

69La Fawnduh
I caught you a delicious bass.

70Chiara
One of my besties pronounce shy-air-uh

71Octavia
My little pony name
I know a octavia
From the hunger games

72Shamira

73Bombshaall’ Quelish’ca’ish IV
You this ghetto name is legit. It makes me feel so good about myself on the inside. I wish my parents has named me this.
MINE THIS IS MY GHETTO NAME!

74Kimkieysha

75Tyreke

76Gyazane

77Chris
Chris is not a ghetto name it's sad that people would think this name is ghetto.
Totally Ghetto! I know this dude named Christophe, people call him Chris for short yet he is known by 'Mittens'. Total badass with hair on his chest and back with a bald shiny head.. Vin Diesel style! Girl-magnet, back cruncher and make-a-little-kid-cry Xbox gamer.
So ghetto, it blew me away
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78Bootyscratchdasha

79Shaneequa-aquateesha-ataquambae
Found by my spazzy frend Elyssa

80Caterisha

81I"sblackesha

82India
Messed up man swear down

83Ty'Kee$$haa

84Dwhyterherney

85Sha'Booty'nique'qua'londria

86Gillian

87Topramenique
Laugh out loud mama must've been craving top ramen when she was. Giving birth to her child.
It sounds like the medicine topramax... Maybe they were addicted to it when they "thought" of the name

88Biscuitboba
GOD! ARE you KIDDING ME?
I was totally about to call my kid that! Good to know it's ghetto! *sarcasm laugh out loud*

89Nashagurl

90Juanisha

91Ghettoquesha

92Deeznutzua

93Bonquanta Boosh Qeta

94Barbeesha
I really think this name is very ghetto because Barbeesha doesn't go together at all. Who ever have this name I will, indeed, pray for you to get your name change. If you do get your name change, you will be in Gods hands forever.

95Emilausiquantay

96Isheaka

97Shuna
I posted this name because this is my friends nick name her real shauna I can't believe I'm posting this so please rate if this is a great ghetto name. And post if you think this is the ghettoest or not the ghettoes because I think thisname is ghetto as hell

98Dorguishia Sha Nookie

99Kellie
Laugh out loud Kellie is kelp

100Shakaydikaynay

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