Most Random Things Ever


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101Pinkie Pie
And just what is so random about saying Pinkie Pie? In my school, I say it so often, it's normal.

102Help Steve has Captainsparklez in a headlock someone get sky with the butter!
I agree with you K. it should get higher! So random! I'm going to try to memorize this and tell this to my friend.


This should get higher. It's really good.




105apple sauce

106Freddy the Pinecone


108In doggy land, toyota sudokus llama barbeque

109Hi I Am Big Fatty Fatterman Son Of Fatso Fatterman And Son Of Fattina Fatterman And Grandson Of Fatsam Fatterman And Grandson Of Fattica Fatterman! My Daughter Is Called Fatsaria And My Son Is Called Goerge!
Randomest way to introduce yourself to a stranger. Love this!


And my uncle is called Mr. Fatty fatterman!




112 A mushroom pie eats the doorbell

113Who is my car?

114You're not in the Boy Scouts anymore

115More papaya where you soften the closest proximity to forcefully make it tumble quite frequently like smashing your elbow skin a bunch of times and rolling left and under not so much. Lasagna.
Now THAT is very random. Well played, sir, or madam.


Now THIS should be number one!


116pressbox- worthy leopards

117Liver Let Die

118Hannah Montana and Albert Einsten
That is so so so so so so col

119The Holocaust

120Let me give you some television ketchup apples with basketballs
I prefer mine with fish fruit thank you


1222 plus 2 equals fish
Is that from fairly oddparents?

123Large pickled turnips dipped in Alfredo sauce and fed to a 20 foot rainbow unicorn hippo
I lead RUF the rainbow unicorn force so I love Unicorns

124Nathaniel Sugarbottom plays the glockenshpeil while wearing a suit made of porcupine fur


126The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight
Very random. And don't start saying that my username is random.


Apparently it's a secret reddit password or somethinng.

127Borris the the light bulb eating bycicle
It's dangerous to Korean paint sandwiches.


128A narwhal ate Bob Jimson so I unlocked the doorway so we would go to the alpaca show and eat popcorn that will be as crunchy as hobnob biscuit with fried yellow long-nose butterfly-fish because I am a cloud that way
I like narwhals there awesome like super awesome with jelly and kick ass horn and they make shish kababs

129Eurovision goes crazy

130Cheeze Pie
Cheeze Pie is awesome. =3 Best random sentence in the world!


Cheese Pie is the ship name of Cheese Sandwich and Pinkie Pie (P. S, Pinkie Pie is best pony) Even if Cheese Pie is pretty good, FLUTTERCORD FOREVER! (Read Bride of Discord by DisneyFanatic2364 on

131Big League Chew
This is a type if gum. laugh out loud!


132tree root

133This List

134The Legend of the Sacred Turd

135Help! The narwhal's horn is stuck in the unicorn's eye!

136butter toast bitch

137Attention everyone! I have decided, I like key lime pie!

138Put down the macaroni and nobody gets cheesy!

139Oh my god! Laughing my ass off!

140Toe-nail clippings

ITS HAM AND EGG ROLL TIME (just like peanut butter jelly time only HAM AND EGG ROLL TIME)

142Wallpaper Paste

143Fuzzy Pickles In My Belly Button

144Fast! Blow up the evil pencil case before it crashes my diamond sword!
This actually happened... Really! It DID happen. If you don't believe me ask my partner Megajack3 here...


146Look! A distraction!

147Flubbers, the fluffy furball!

148Zozo, the cuddly puffle!

149Koala cake!


151Rubber Duck

152What would a tiger sloth look like?

153Sgt. Peppers Lonely Night

154What does the fox say? Ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding!
OK, you made the point. Just stop singing.


155I like trains

156Duck, you first


158Michael Dudikoff

159The Evil Bush Monster


161ring ring ring ring ring banana phone!

162sleeping bag bag

163bunghoy choy

164Megan Fox

165spoiled ducks

166Railway pizza

167Pimply Face Town - The town with the most volcanoes.

168Now can come what wants and the other think also so.

169Evil tubby
Is this a reference to TbbyEmu

170Honey! Don't butter me!


172I'm dead

173Billybob the Random Purse Snatcher
I don't know why, but this is hilarious!


174Dry hump someone

175A mayonnaise jar is eating my pickle!

176Fried Eggs Stole My Sofa

177spoiled pepperonies

178You chezzy monkey

179Is mayonnaise an instrument?

180The world was new but Mr. Hingleson ate a piece of cheesecake and then let it all out so now the world is flying and is made of mustard THANK YOU MISTER FOPPLEMAN
Yes. This is so true it is scary. You know that? I'm scared... Ooh, I taste good--I'm mustard. WEE!

181Electric Monkey

182Jack Nicholson marrying the purple monkey dishwasher

183Poop flavored ice cream

184Scene Kid

185One time I died but I got better

186Scotch tape will own the universe when that pig starts writing "my mom smells good" on the wall

187My Mom is the Terminator like Arnold Scharzenneger Ni Hao I'm Khi Lan

Motivation plus constipation equals world domination across the nation

188It's over 9000!

189Is Sparta! an instrument?
No, stupid person, it's a number of the alphabet!


190Why have you stolen my banana-smelling paper cutter?! I need that for catching a trout at night!

191My uncle's BFF is Steve the giant chicken

192You mean to tell me they don't sell chicken liver?!


194ya mum on

195Self elected cabbages vary unilaterally with the tempest

196Digiabeja13 with super book facebook eating the mapache in the corner of that ancient trash can

197Aerofleet socket

198Flotation Hippy

199Purple zombie panda's with swagg

200Time Travel Hippo

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