Most Random Things Ever

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101Sonic. Exe

102Bobby the Belgium Waffle

103Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose
Does every mother eat his moose or what? The question was never answered... But... EVIL SOCK ELEPHANTS WILL OWN THE WORLD!

104I am punching your salad
I AM WATCHING ASDFMOVIE3!
NO!

105tooth
Tooth! Haha! The best one's are always the one syllable words. Much like this gem... Or. , FART! Haha! Ah dear...

Britgirl


106Adolf Hitler riding a great white shark through a black woman's swimming pool.
THIS IS SO RACIST. It's funny. Black woman are the best.

107Ebenezer Scrooge is falling from the sky! Take a swim in the Lego ocean and talk to the cosmic frog

108Sir Nicholas De Mimsy Porpington is under my bed.

109Pinkie Pie
And just what is so random about saying Pinkie Pie? In my school, I say it so often, it's normal.

110Help Steve has Captainsparklez in a headlock someone get sky with the butter!
I agree with you K. it should get higher! So random! I'm going to try to memorize this and tell this to my friend.

funnyuser

This should get higher. It's really good.

Kiteretsunu


111candle

112window

113apple sauce

114Freddy the Pinecone

115Pie

116In doggy land, toyota sudokus llama barbeque

117Hi I Am Big Fatty Fatterman Son Of Fatso Fatterman And Son Of Fattina Fatterman And Grandson Of Fatsam Fatterman And Grandson Of Fattica Fatterman! My Daughter Is Called Fatsaria And My Son Is Called Goerge!
Randomest way to introduce yourself to a stranger. Love this!

Kiteretsunu

And my uncle is called Mr. Fatty fatterman!

funnyuser


118catfish.

119cheese

120 A mushroom pie eats the doorbell

121Who is my car?

122You're not in the Boy Scouts anymore

123More papaya where you soften the closest proximity to forcefully make it tumble quite frequently´╗┐ like smashing your elbow skin a bunch of times and rolling left and under not so much. Lasagna.
Now THAT is very random. Well played, sir, or madam.

PositronWildhawk

Now THIS should be number one!

funnyuser


124pressbox- worthy leopards

125Liver Let Die

126Hannah Montana and Albert Einsten
That is so so so so so so col

127The Holocaust

128Let me give you some television ketchup apples with basketballs
I prefer mine with fish fruit thank you

129gorgonzola

130butter toast bitch

1312 plus 2 equals fish
Is that from fairly oddparents?

132Large pickled turnips dipped in Alfredo sauce and fed to a 20 foot rainbow unicorn hippo
I lead RUF the rainbow unicorn force so I love Unicorns

133Nathaniel Sugarbottom plays the glockenshpeil while wearing a suit made of porcupine fur

134Thereoncewasamannamedmichaelfinneganhehadwhiskersonhischinnigan

135The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight
Very random. And don't start saying that my username is random.

PositronWildhawk

Apparently it's a secret reddit password or somethinng.

136Borris the the light bulb eating bycicle
It's dangerous to Korean paint sandwiches.

PositronWildhawk


137A narwhal ate Bob Jimson so I unlocked the doorway so we would go to the alpaca show and eat popcorn that will be as crunchy as hobnob biscuit with fried yellow long-nose butterfly-fish because I am a cloud that way
I like narwhals there awesome like super awesome with jelly and kick ass horn and they make shish kababs

138Eurovision goes crazy

139Cheeze Pie
Cheeze Pie is awesome. =3 Best random sentence in the world!

icepaw99

Cheese Pie is the ship name of Cheese Sandwich and Pinkie Pie (P. S, Pinkie Pie is best pony) Even if Cheese Pie is pretty good, FLUTTERCORD FOREVER! (Read Bride of Discord by DisneyFanatic2364 on fanfiction.net)

140Big League Chew
This is a type if gum. laugh out loud!

funnyuser


141tree root

142This List

143The Legend of the Sacred Turd

144Help! The narwhal's horn is stuck in the unicorn's eye!

145Attention everyone! I have decided, I like key lime pie!

146Put down the macaroni and nobody gets cheesy!

147Oh my god! Laughing my ass off!

148Toe-nail clippings

149Eggs
ITS HAM AND EGG ROLL TIME (just like peanut butter jelly time only HAM AND EGG ROLL TIME)

150Wallpaper Paste

151Fuzzy Pickles In My Belly Button

152Fast! Blow up the evil pencil case before it crashes my diamond sword!
This actually happened... Really! It DID happen. If you don't believe me ask my partner Megajack3 here...

153Pedo

154Look! A distraction!

155Flubbers, the fluffy furball!

156Zozo, the cuddly puffle!

157Koala cake!

158NOOOOOOO SIRRRR!

159Rubber Duck

160What would a tiger sloth look like?

161Sgt. Peppers Lonely Night

162What does the fox say? Ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding!
OK, you made the point. Just stop singing.

PositronWildhawk


163I like trains

164Duck, you first

165birdcage

166Michael Dudikoff

167The Evil Bush Monster

168dudette

169ring ring ring ring ring banana phone!

170sleeping bag bag

171bunghoy choy

172Megan Fox

173spoiled ducks

174Railway pizza

175Pimply Face Town - The town with the most volcanoes.

176Now can come what wants and the other think also so.

177Evil tubby
Is this a reference to TbbyEmu

178Honey! Don't butter me!

179Foot

180I'm dead

181Billybob the Random Purse Snatcher
I don't know why, but this is hilarious!

funnyuser


182Dry hump someone

183A mayonnaise jar is eating my pickle!

184Fried Eggs Stole My Sofa

185spoiled pepperonies

186You chezzy monkey

187Is mayonnaise an instrument?

188The world was new but Mr. Hingleson ate a piece of cheesecake and then let it all out so now the world is flying and is made of mustard THANK YOU MISTER FOPPLEMAN
Yes. This is so true it is scary. You know that? I'm scared... Ooh, I taste good--I'm mustard. WEE!

189Electric Monkey

190Jack Nicholson marrying the purple monkey dishwasher

191Poop flavored ice cream

192Scene Kid

193One time I died but I got better

194Scotch tape will own the universe when that pig starts writing "my mom smells good" on the wall

195My Mom is the Terminator like Arnold Scharzenneger Ni Hao I'm Khi Lan
SO IS MINE OH NO THE TERMINATOR NATION IS TAKING OVER THE WORLD

Motivation plus constipation equals world domination across the nation

196It's over 9000!

197Is Sparta! an instrument?
No, stupid person, it's a number of the alphabet!

funnyuser


198Why have you stolen my banana-smelling paper cutter?! I need that for catching a trout at night!

199My uncle's BFF is Steve the giant chicken

200You mean to tell me they don't sell chicken liver?!

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