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101More papaya where you soften the closest proximity to forcefully make it tumble quite frequently like smashing your elbow skin a bunch of times and rolling left and under not so much. Lasagna.
102pressbox- worthy leopards
104Hannah Montana and Albert Einsten
106Let me give you some television ketchup apples with basketballs
109Large pickled turnips dipped in Alfredo sauce and fed to a 20 foot rainbow unicorn hippo
110Nathaniel Sugarbottom plays the glockenshpeil while wearing a suit made of porcupine fur
112The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight
113A narwhal ate Bob Jimson so I unlocked the doorway so we would go to the alpaca show and eat popcorn that will be as crunchy as hobnob biscuit with fried yellow long-nose butterfly-fish because I am a cloud that way
119The Legend of the Sacred Turd
120Help! The narwhal's horn is stuck in the unicorn's eye!
122Attention everyone! I have decided, I like key lime pie!
123Put down the macaroni and nobody gets cheesy!
124Oh my god! Laughing my ass off!
128Fuzzy Pickles In My Belly Button
129Fast! Blow up the evil pencil case before it crashes my diamond sword!
131Flubbers, the fluffy furball!
132Zozo, the cuddly puffle!
135Borris the the light bulb eating bycicle
137What would a tiger sloth look like?
138Sgt. Peppers Lonely Night
139What does the fox say? Ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding!
146ring ring ring ring ring banana phone!
152Pimply Face Town - The town with the most volcanoes.
153Now can come what wants and the other think also so.
155Honey! Don't butter me!
158Billybob the Random Purse Snatcher
160A mayonnaise jar is eating my pickle!
161Fried Eggs Stole My Sofa
164Is mayonnaise an instrument?
165The world was new but Mr. Hingleson ate a piece of cheesecake and then let it all out so now the world is flying and is made of mustard THANK YOU MISTER FOPPLEMAN
167Jack Nicholson marrying the purple monkey dishwasher
168Poop flavored ice cream
170One time I died but I got better
171Scotch tape will own the universe when that pig starts writing "my mom smells good" on the wall
172My Mom is the Terminator like Arnold Scharzenneger Ni Hao I'm Khi Lan
174Is Sparta! an instrument?
175Why have you stolen my banana-smelling paper cutter?! I need that for catching a trout at night!
176My uncle's BFF is Steve the giant chicken
177You mean to tell me they don't sell chicken liver?!
180Self elected cabbages vary unilaterally with the tempest
181Digiabeja13 with super book facebook eating the mapache in the corner of that ancient trash can
184Purple zombie panda's with swagg
187And when I entered the tree house there was a hobo on a unicorn...
188(pees pants) am I bleeding?
192The leaping flognog flew through the chiminey, and landed on a dreary pizza and kicked the pickle.
193Tom Felton put on a hat made of a mammoth's armpit hair and frog tongues.
194You are acting like a biscuit.
195Let's go back to the future days when I used to jump on the pancake with my friend Mr. Watermelon.
196Michael Jackson and the dragons.
197Talk like Yoda, I do not.
198I saw a fire breathing dragonfly!
199Body builder that radiates rainbows with dancing monkeys shooting lazer pistols at a large mechanic squirtle
200I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back...... I, want.. my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby ba.... No, Really. I WANT MY BABY BACK!
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