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ITS HAM AND EGG ROLL TIME (just like peanut butter jelly time only HAM AND EGG ROLL TIME)

102Nathaniel Sugarbottom plays the glockenshpeil while wearing a suit made of porcupine fur

103Fuzzy Pickles In My Belly Button

104Fast! Blow up the evil pencil case before it crashes my diamond sword!

This actually happened... Really! It DID happen. If you don't believe me ask my partner Megajack3 here...


106Flubbers, the fluffy furball!

107Zozo, the cuddly puffle!

108Koala cake!


110Borris the the light bulb eating bycicle
It's dangerous to Korean paint sandwiches.


111Rubber Duck

112What would a tiger sloth look like?

113Sgt. Peppers Lonely Night

114Duck, you first


116Michael Dudikoff

117The Evil Bush Monster


119ring ring ring ring ring banana phone!

120sleeping bag bag

121bunghoy choy

122Megan Fox

123spoiled ducks

124Railway pizza

125Pimply Face Town - The town with the most volcanoes.

126Now can come what wants and the other think also so.

127Evil tubby

128Honey! Don't butter me!


130I'm dead

131Billybob the Random Purse Snatcher

132Dry hump someone

133A mayonnaise jar is eating my pickle!

134Fried Eggs Stole My Sofa

135Wallpaper Paste

136spoiled pepperonies

137You chezzy monkey

138Is mayonnaise an instrument?

139The world was new but Mr. Hingleson ate a piece of cheesecake and then let it all out so now the world is flying and is made of mustard THANK YOU MISTER FOPPLEMAN

140Electric Monkey

141Jack Nicholson marrying the purple monkey dishwasher

142Poop flavored ice cream

143Scene Kid

144One time I died but I got better

145Scotch tape will own the universe when that pig starts writing "my mom smells good" on the wall

146My Mom is the Terminator like Arnold Scharzenneger Ni Hao I'm Khi Lan


Motivation plus constipation equals world domination across the nation

147It's over 9000!

148Is Sparta! an instrument?

149Why have you stolen my banana-smelling paper cutter?! I need that for catching a trout at night!

150My uncle's BFF is Steve the giant chicken

151You mean to tell me they don't sell chicken liver?!


The ultimate conversation confuser... "I'm gonna squandom your face"

153ya mum on

154Self elected cabbages vary unilaterally with the tempest

155Digiabeja13 with super book facebook eating the mapache in the corner of that ancient trash can

156Aerofleet socket

157Flotation Hippy

158Purple zombie panda's with swagg

159Time Travel Hippo

160Look! A distraction!

161And when I entered the tree house there was a hobo on a unicorn...

162(pees pants) am I bleeding?

163Turkey Sauce!

164General Pickles

165caramel lipstick

166The leaping flognog flew through the chiminey, and landed on a dreary pizza and kicked the pickle.

167Tom Felton put on a hat made of a mammoth's armpit hair and frog tongues.

168You are acting like a biscuit.

169Let's go back to the future days when I used to jump on the pancake with my friend Mr. Watermelon.

170Michael Jackson and the dragons.

171Talk like Yoda, I do not.

172I saw a fire breathing dragonfly!

173Body builder that radiates rainbows with dancing monkeys shooting lazer pistols at a large mechanic squirtle

174I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back...... I, want.. my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby ba.... No, Really. I WANT MY BABY BACK!

175Giant Hairy Tutu Wearing Gorilla Turds

176Chuck Norris ate South American unicorns because orange crayon bubbles.

177I have fourteen anuses.

178I'm, an omnomnomnavor, nyan cat is awesome and I found a cookie in the bathtub

179Creepers go boom, I need more room, to get my sisters in trouble faceroll!

180What is the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

181Dingle Do Dingle Do I need to bubble in an angry way cause the taco is chasing my horses trunk! Happy Easter!

182teh shape of tacos turns me on -xoxoGracelubsYu

183I like unicorn butt



186Hot Buttered Fudge Monkeys


188You are a trapezoid with a hunger for pecan pie and used tires.

189Yellow yams on clams with Mitt Romney.

190Mitt Romney wears crocs.

191I ain't no student who ain't no study no good grammar and speling.

192I like to rewind the Thai food.

193Obama wears Uggs.

194Jigsaw Hobo.

195My friend Angela has a french fry-eating imperial jackalope.

196Fish water.

197Hobby Horse

198Are you saying that rice looks like Santa's television set?

199Would you like to see me do the old groove? 'CAUSE I HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF BAKING A FISHING ROD AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!!!


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