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ITS HAM AND EGG ROLL TIME (just like peanut butter jelly time only HAM AND EGG ROLL TIME)

102Nathaniel Sugarbottom plays the glockenshpeil while wearing a suit made of porcupine fur

103Wallpaper Paste

104Fuzzy Pickles In My Belly Button

105Fast! Blow up the evil pencil case before it crashes my diamond sword!

This actually happened... Really! It DID happen. If you don't believe me ask my partner Megajack3 here...


107Flubbers, the fluffy furball!

108Zozo, the cuddly puffle!

109Koala cake!


111Borris the the light bulb eating bycicle
It's dangerous to Korean paint sandwiches.


112Rubber Duck

113What would a tiger sloth look like?

114Sgt. Peppers Lonely Night

115What does the fox say? Ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding!
OK, you made the point. Just stop singing.


116Duck, you first


118Michael Dudikoff

119The Evil Bush Monster


121ring ring ring ring ring banana phone!

122sleeping bag bag

123bunghoy choy

124Megan Fox

125spoiled ducks

126Railway pizza

127Pimply Face Town - The town with the most volcanoes.

128Now can come what wants and the other think also so.

129Evil tubby

130Honey! Don't butter me!


132I'm dead

133Billybob the Random Purse Snatcher

134Dry hump someone

135A mayonnaise jar is eating my pickle!

136Fried Eggs Stole My Sofa

137spoiled pepperonies

138You chezzy monkey

139Is mayonnaise an instrument?

140The world was new but Mr. Hingleson ate a piece of cheesecake and then let it all out so now the world is flying and is made of mustard THANK YOU MISTER FOPPLEMAN

141Electric Monkey

142Jack Nicholson marrying the purple monkey dishwasher

143Poop flavored ice cream

144Scene Kid

145One time I died but I got better

146Scotch tape will own the universe when that pig starts writing "my mom smells good" on the wall

147My Mom is the Terminator like Arnold Scharzenneger Ni Hao I'm Khi Lan


Motivation plus constipation equals world domination across the nation

148It's over 9000!

149Is Sparta! an instrument?

150Why have you stolen my banana-smelling paper cutter?! I need that for catching a trout at night!

151My uncle's BFF is Steve the giant chicken

152You mean to tell me they don't sell chicken liver?!


The ultimate conversation confuser... "I'm gonna squandom your face"

154ya mum on

155Self elected cabbages vary unilaterally with the tempest

156Digiabeja13 with super book facebook eating the mapache in the corner of that ancient trash can

157Aerofleet socket

158Flotation Hippy

159Purple zombie panda's with swagg

160Time Travel Hippo

161Look! A distraction!

162And when I entered the tree house there was a hobo on a unicorn...

163(pees pants) am I bleeding?

164Turkey Sauce!

165General Pickles

166caramel lipstick

167The leaping flognog flew through the chiminey, and landed on a dreary pizza and kicked the pickle.

168Tom Felton put on a hat made of a mammoth's armpit hair and frog tongues.

169You are acting like a biscuit.

170Let's go back to the future days when I used to jump on the pancake with my friend Mr. Watermelon.

171Michael Jackson and the dragons.

172Talk like Yoda, I do not.

173I saw a fire breathing dragonfly!

174Body builder that radiates rainbows with dancing monkeys shooting lazer pistols at a large mechanic squirtle

175I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back...... I, want.. my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby ba.... No, Really. I WANT MY BABY BACK!

176Giant Hairy Tutu Wearing Gorilla Turds

177Chuck Norris ate South American unicorns because orange crayon bubbles.

178I have fourteen anuses.

179I'm, an omnomnomnavor, nyan cat is awesome and I found a cookie in the bathtub

180Creepers go boom, I need more room, to get my sisters in trouble faceroll!

181What is the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

182Dingle Do Dingle Do I need to bubble in an angry way cause the taco is chasing my horses trunk! Happy Easter!

183teh shape of tacos turns me on -xoxoGracelubsYu

184I like unicorn butt



187Hot Buttered Fudge Monkeys


189You are a trapezoid with a hunger for pecan pie and used tires.

190Yellow yams on clams with Mitt Romney.

191Mitt Romney wears crocs.

192I ain't no student who ain't no study no good grammar and speling.

193I like to rewind the Thai food.

194Obama wears Uggs.

195Jigsaw Hobo.

196My friend Angela has a french fry-eating imperial jackalope.

197Fish water.

198Hobby Horse

199Are you saying that rice looks like Santa's television set?

200Would you like to see me do the old groove? 'CAUSE I HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF BAKING A FISHING ROD AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!!!

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