Most Random Things Ever

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101Toe-nail clippings

102Eggs
ITS HAM AND EGG ROLL TIME (just like peanut butter jelly time only HAM AND EGG ROLL TIME)

103Wallpaper Paste

104Fuzzy Pickles In My Belly Button

105Fast! Blow up the evil pencil case before it crashes my diamond sword!

This actually happened... Really! It DID happen. If you don't believe me ask my partner Megajack3 here...


106Pedo

107Flubbers, the fluffy furball!

108Zozo, the cuddly puffle!

109Koala cake!

110NOOOOOOO SIRRRR!

111Borris the the light bulb eating bycicle
It's dangerous to Korean paint sandwiches.

PositronWildhawk


112Rubber Duck

113What would a tiger sloth look like?

114Sgt. Peppers Lonely Night

115What does the fox say? Ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding!
OK, you made the point. Just stop singing.

PositronWildhawk


116I like trains

117Duck, you first

118birdcage

119Michael Dudikoff

120The Evil Bush Monster

121dudette

122ring ring ring ring ring banana phone!

123sleeping bag bag

124bunghoy choy

125Megan Fox

126spoiled ducks

127Railway pizza

128Pimply Face Town - The town with the most volcanoes.

129Now can come what wants and the other think also so.

130Evil tubby
Is this a reference to TbbyEmu

131Honey! Don't butter me!

132Foot

133I'm dead

134Billybob the Random Purse Snatcher
I don't know why, but this is hilarious!

funnyuser


135Dry hump someone

136A mayonnaise jar is eating my pickle!

137Fried Eggs Stole My Sofa

138spoiled pepperonies

139You chezzy monkey

140Is mayonnaise an instrument?

141The world was new but Mr. Hingleson ate a piece of cheesecake and then let it all out so now the world is flying and is made of mustard THANK YOU MISTER FOPPLEMAN
Yes. This is so true it is scary. You know that? I'm scared... Ooh, I taste good--I'm mustard. WEE!

142Electric Monkey

143Jack Nicholson marrying the purple monkey dishwasher

144Poop flavored ice cream

145Scene Kid

146One time I died but I got better

147Scotch tape will own the universe when that pig starts writing "my mom smells good" on the wall

148My Mom is the Terminator like Arnold Scharzenneger Ni Hao I'm Khi Lan
SO IS MINE OH NO THE TERMINATOR NATION IS TAKING OVER THE WORLD

Motivation plus constipation equals world domination across the nation

149It's over 9000!

150Is Sparta! an instrument?

151Why have you stolen my banana-smelling paper cutter?! I need that for catching a trout at night!

152My uncle's BFF is Steve the giant chicken

153You mean to tell me they don't sell chicken liver?!

154squandom

The ultimate conversation confuser... "I'm gonna squandom your face"


155ya mum on toast.com

156Self elected cabbages vary unilaterally with the tempest

157Digiabeja13 with super book facebook eating the mapache in the corner of that ancient trash can

158Aerofleet socket

159Flotation Hippy

160Purple zombie panda's with swagg

161Time Travel Hippo

162Look! A distraction!

163And when I entered the tree house there was a hobo on a unicorn...

164(pees pants) am I bleeding?

165Turkey Sauce!

166General Pickles
Haha I just made up
This character who is a pickle that's a general that's the whole storyX3 please vote 4 me if you want 2 live! :3
Muahahaa!

167caramel lipstick

168The leaping flognog flew through the chiminey, and landed on a dreary pizza and kicked the pickle.

169Tom Felton put on a hat made of a mammoth's armpit hair and frog tongues.

170You are acting like a biscuit.

171Let's go back to the future days when I used to jump on the pancake with my friend Mr. Watermelon.

172Michael Jackson and the dragons.

173Talk like Yoda, I do not.

174I saw a fire breathing dragonfly!

175Body builder that radiates rainbows with dancing monkeys shooting lazer pistols at a large mechanic squirtle

176I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back...... I, want.. my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby ba.... No, Really. I WANT MY BABY BACK!
This is funny! You should make a parody of the whole song and then put it on YouTube!

funnyuser


177Giant Hairy Tutu Wearing Gorilla Turds

178Chuck Norris ate South American unicorns because orange crayon bubbles.

179I have fourteen anuses.

180I'm, an omnomnomnavor, nyan cat is awesome and I found a cookie in the bathtub

181Creepers go boom, I need more room, to get my sisters in trouble faceroll!

182What is the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

183Dingle Do Dingle Do I need to bubble in an angry way cause the taco is chasing my horses trunk! Happy Easter!

184teh shape of tacos turns me on -xoxoGracelubsYu

185I like unicorn butt

186Yoylecake

187ಠ_ಠ

188Hot Buttered Fudge Monkeys

189Spatula

190You are a trapezoid with a hunger for pecan pie and used tires.

191Yellow yams on clams with Mitt Romney.
This is awesomely funny!

funnyuser


192Mitt Romney wears crocs.

193I ain't no student who ain't no study no good grammar and speling.

194I like to rewind the Thai food.

195Obama wears Uggs.

196Jigsaw Hobo.

197My friend Angela has a french fry-eating imperial jackalope.

198Fish water.

199Hobby Horse

200Are you saying that rice looks like Santa's television set?

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