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ITS HAM AND EGG ROLL TIME (just like peanut butter jelly time only HAM AND EGG ROLL TIME)

102Nathaniel Sugarbottom plays the glockenshpeil while wearing a suit made of porcupine fur

103Fuzzy Pickles In My Belly Button


105Flubbers, the fluffy furball!

106Zozo, the cuddly puffle!

107Koala cake!


109Borris the the light bulb eating bycicle
It's dangerous to Korean paint sandwiches.


110Rubber Duck

111What would a tiger sloth look like?

112Sgt. Peppers Lonely Night


114Michael Dudikoff

115The Evil Bush Monster


117ring ring ring ring ring banana phone!

118sleeping bag bag

119bunghoy choy

120Megan Fox

121spoiled ducks

122Railway pizza

123Pimply Face Town - The town with the most volcanoes.

124Now can come what wants and the other think also so.

125Evil tubby

126Honey! Don't butter me!


128I'm dead

129Billybob the Random Purse Snatcher

130Dry hump someone

131A mayonnaise jar is eating my pickle!

132Fried Eggs Stole My Sofa

133Wallpaper Paste

134spoiled pepperonies

135You chezzy monkey

136Is mayonnaise an instrument?

137The world was new but Mr. Hingleson ate a piece of cheesecake and then let it all out so now the world is flying and is made of mustard THANK YOU MISTER FOPPLEMAN

138Electric Monkey

139Jack Nicholson marrying the purple monkey dishwasher

140Poop flavored ice cream

141Scene Kid

142One time I died but I got better

143Scotch tape will own the universe when that pig starts writing "my mom smells good" on the wall

144My Mom is the Terminator like Arnold Scharzenneger Ni Hao I'm Khi Lan


Motivation plus constipation equals world domination across the nation

145It's over 9000!

146Is Sparta! an instrument?

147Why have you stolen my banana-smelling paper cutter?! I need that for catching a trout at night!

148My uncle's BFF is Steve the giant chicken

149You mean to tell me they don't sell chicken liver?!


The ultimate conversation confuser... "I'm gonna squandom your face"

151ya mum on

152Self elected cabbages vary unilaterally with the tempest

153Fast! Blow up the evil pencil case before it crashes my diamond sword!

This actually happened... Really! It DID happen. If you don't believe me ask my partner Megajack3 here...

154Digiabeja13 with super book facebook eating the mapache in the corner of that ancient trash can

155Aerofleet socket

156Flotation Hippy

157Purple zombie panda's with swagg

158Time Travel Hippo

159Look! A distraction!

160And when I entered the tree house there was a hobo on a unicorn...

161(pees pants) am I bleeding?

162Turkey Sauce!

163General Pickles

164caramel lipstick

165The leaping flognog flew through the chiminey, and landed on a dreary pizza and kicked the pickle.

166Tom Felton put on a hat made of a mammoth's armpit hair and frog tongues.

167You are acting like a biscuit.

168Let's go back to the future days when I used to jump on the pancake with my friend Mr. Watermelon.

169Michael Jackson and the dragons.

170Talk like Yoda, I do not.

171I saw a fire breathing dragonfly!

172Body builder that radiates rainbows with dancing monkeys shooting lazer pistols at a large mechanic squirtle

173I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back...... I, want.. my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby ba.... No, Really. I WANT MY BABY BACK!

174Giant Hairy Tutu Wearing Gorilla Turds

175Chuck Norris ate South American unicorns because orange crayon bubbles.

176I have fourteen anuses.

177I'm, an omnomnomnavor, nyan cat is awesome and I found a cookie in the bathtub

178Creepers go boom, I need more room, to get my sisters in trouble faceroll!

179What is the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

180Dingle Do Dingle Do I need to bubble in an angry way cause the taco is chasing my horses trunk! Happy Easter!

181teh shape of tacos turns me on -xoxoGracelubsYu

182I like unicorn butt



185Hot Buttered Fudge Monkeys


187You are a trapezoid with a hunger for pecan pie and used tires.

188Yellow yams on clams with Mitt Romney.

189Mitt Romney wears crocs.

190I ain't no student who ain't no study no good grammar and speling.

191I like to rewind the Thai food.

192Obama wears Uggs.

193Jigsaw Hobo.

194My friend Angela has a french fry-eating imperial jackalope.

195Fish water.

196Hobby Horse

197Are you saying that rice looks like Santa's television set?

198Would you like to see me do the old groove? 'CAUSE I HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF BAKING A FISHING ROD AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!!!



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