Most Random Things Ever

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101Pie

102In doggy land, toyota sudokus llama barbeque

103Hi I Am Big Fatty Fatterman Son Of Fatso Fatterman And Son Of Fattina Fatterman And Grandson Of Fatsam Fatterman And Grandson Of Fattica Fatterman! My Daughter Is Called Fatsaria And My Son Is Called Goerge!
Randomest way to introduce yourself to a stranger. Love this!

Kiteretsunu

And my uncle is called Mr. Fatty fatterman!

funnyuser


104catfish.

105cheese

106 A mushroom pie eats the doorbell

107Who is my car?

108You're not in the Boy Scouts anymore

109More papaya where you soften the closest proximity to forcefully make it tumble quite frequently like smashing your elbow skin a bunch of times and rolling left and under not so much. Lasagna.
Now THAT is very random. Well played, sir, or madam.

PositronWildhawk

Now THIS should be number one!

funnyuser


110pressbox- worthy leopards

111Liver Let Die

112Hannah Montana and Albert Einsten
That is so so so so so so col

113The Holocaust

114Let me give you some television ketchup apples with basketballs
I prefer mine with fish fruit thank you

115gorgonzola

1162 plus 2 equals fish
Is that from fairly oddparents?

117Large pickled turnips dipped in Alfredo sauce and fed to a 20 foot rainbow unicorn hippo
I lead RUF the rainbow unicorn force so I love Unicorns

118Nathaniel Sugarbottom plays the glockenshpeil while wearing a suit made of porcupine fur

119Thereoncewasamannamedmichaelfinneganhehadwhiskersonhischinnigan

120The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight
Very random. And don't start saying that my username is random.

PositronWildhawk

Apparently it's a secret reddit password or somethinng.

121Borris the the light bulb eating bycicle
It's dangerous to Korean paint sandwiches.

PositronWildhawk


122A narwhal ate Bob Jimson so I unlocked the doorway so we would go to the alpaca show and eat popcorn that will be as crunchy as hobnob biscuit with fried yellow long-nose butterfly-fish because I am a cloud that way
I like narwhals there awesome like super awesome with jelly and kick ass horn and they make shish kababs

123Eurovision goes crazy

124Cheeze Pie
Cheeze Pie is awesome. =3 Best random sentence in the world!

icepaw99


125Big League Chew
This is a type if gum. laugh out loud!

funnyuser


126tree root

127This List

128The Legend of the Sacred Turd

129Help! The narwhal's horn is stuck in the unicorn's eye!

130butter toast bitch

131Attention everyone! I have decided, I like key lime pie!

132Put down the macaroni and nobody gets cheesy!

133Oh my god! Laughing my ass off!

134Toe-nail clippings

135Eggs
ITS HAM AND EGG ROLL TIME (just like peanut butter jelly time only HAM AND EGG ROLL TIME)

136Wallpaper Paste

137Fuzzy Pickles In My Belly Button

138Fast! Blow up the evil pencil case before it crashes my diamond sword!
This actually happened... Really! It DID happen. If you don't believe me ask my partner Megajack3 here...

139Pedo

140Flubbers, the fluffy furball!

141Zozo, the cuddly puffle!

142Koala cake!

143NOOOOOOO SIRRRR!

144Rubber Duck

145What would a tiger sloth look like?

146Sgt. Peppers Lonely Night

147What does the fox say? Ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding!
OK, you made the point. Just stop singing.

PositronWildhawk


148I like trains

149Duck, you first

150birdcage

151Michael Dudikoff

152The Evil Bush Monster

153dudette

154ring ring ring ring ring banana phone!

155sleeping bag bag

156bunghoy choy

157Megan Fox

158spoiled ducks

159Railway pizza

160Pimply Face Town - The town with the most volcanoes.

161Now can come what wants and the other think also so.

162Evil tubby
Is this a reference to TbbyEmu

163Honey! Don't butter me!

164Foot

165I'm dead

166Billybob the Random Purse Snatcher
I don't know why, but this is hilarious!

funnyuser


167Dry hump someone

168A mayonnaise jar is eating my pickle!

169Fried Eggs Stole My Sofa

170spoiled pepperonies

171You chezzy monkey

172Is mayonnaise an instrument?

173The world was new but Mr. Hingleson ate a piece of cheesecake and then let it all out so now the world is flying and is made of mustard THANK YOU MISTER FOPPLEMAN
Yes. This is so true it is scary. You know that? I'm scared... Ooh, I taste good--I'm mustard. WEE!

174Electric Monkey

175Jack Nicholson marrying the purple monkey dishwasher

176Poop flavored ice cream

177Scene Kid

178One time I died but I got better

179Scotch tape will own the universe when that pig starts writing "my mom smells good" on the wall

180My Mom is the Terminator like Arnold Scharzenneger Ni Hao I'm Khi Lan
SO IS MINE OH NO THE TERMINATOR NATION IS TAKING OVER THE WORLD

Motivation plus constipation equals world domination across the nation

181It's over 9000!

182Is Sparta! an instrument?
No, stupid person, it's a number of the alphabet!

funnyuser


183Why have you stolen my banana-smelling paper cutter?! I need that for catching a trout at night!

184My uncle's BFF is Steve the giant chicken

185You mean to tell me they don't sell chicken liver?!

186squandom

187ya mum on toast.com

188Self elected cabbages vary unilaterally with the tempest

189Digiabeja13 with super book facebook eating the mapache in the corner of that ancient trash can

190Aerofleet socket

191Flotation Hippy

192Purple zombie panda's with swagg

193Time Travel Hippo

194Look! A distraction!

195And when I entered the tree house there was a hobo on a unicorn...

196(pees pants) am I bleeding?

197Turkey Sauce!

198General Pickles
Haha I just made up
This character who is a pickle that's a general that's the whole storyX3 please vote 4 me if you want 2 live! :3
Muahahaa!

199caramel lipstick

200The leaping flognog flew through the chiminey, and landed on a dreary pizza and kicked the pickle.

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