Most Random Things Ever

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1purple monkey dishwasher

FUZZY HIPPO SOCKS ON YELLOW FACED BANANA EATERS.
Yes. That is all.

Inuyasha duh! :) that's the best random word ever heard.
So... Purple Monkey Dishwasher!

hahahhahaha lol that's new, I'm the most random person in my school and I never said that! lol

My caviar is better - JaketheCake8

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2Cap and gown, cap and gown, cap and gown, dingo! Oh, crap! The dingo! No, no, no! Jocelyn!!!!

My friend fell to the floor holding her sides laughing when I said this to her.

lolz that the hell? , lmao - SmoothCriminal

That's so weird that I have no idea who could possibly think of this. I'm laughing too hard by this every time I read it. - Zeebs

Lol... I'm so going to say that to my best friend

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3Fire Breathing Squirrels

Laugh out loud I've seen a picture of that on google

I'm obsessed with my wish to kill a squirrel. :3 I just had to vote for this one...

My friends made me pick this one. I like dingo and jocelyn. Dobedobeda.

This is so weird I wuv it

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4potato potato explosion explosion beedeedleooo jim carrey meow goes the fish horse goes the applesauce

I cracked up at this. I don't remember seeing this before. When'd this get here? It is hilarious!

Haha I cracked up when I saw this but then I fell out of my chair and hit my head

I almost couldn't breathe after reading this

That is the most random thing I ever herd

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5flying monkey

Pole dancing ducks raiding a spacecraft with silver unicorns that are chasing them with apple guns filled with purple juice and the silver unicorns like keyboards

This is ridiculously funny;) I don't think that is possible for that to happen to a monkey though! :(. I wish I had a pet monkey especially if it could fly ;) that would be so cool!

6spleen

OH YES!
All the lads at our school always used to say, I gotta ruptures spleen!
But I so prefer the saying: That spanner has Massive nipples!

my spleen just ruptured.. - kman73

Hahahaha my friend heard this and literally fell over laughing! It was so funny!

Spleen spleen spleen, red blue yellow and brown, spleen spleen spleen, I like when I gobble them down.

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7I like cheese

I AM TOTALLY EXACTLY THE SAME
DUDE I SAY CHEESE LITERALLY EVERYDAY ALL DAY
!
I <3 CHEESE! =]

I say this everyday, even before I saw this, now I'm really unpopular... But, WHO CARES? Ha ha, I like cheese so much...

I say this way too much. When I was in 2nd grade, this is the only thing I would say.

I love love love cheese... I could eat it everyday

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8Are pillows edible?

Funny. All the others sound like they are written by 6 year olds

At school I go through the day and ask people random questions like this. This is going to be added to my list

I mean you can try it, it won't taste well though. Laugh out loud

Totally Not Random But I Guess

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9Ice Cream

I love ice cream because it cools me off when I'm sweaty.

10cheesecake

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11mango

this is so true, I think I started this one with "FLYING MANGOS"

12door knob

Meow
Dingle berry.
Apple sauce.
Sandpaper.
Chicken pot pie.
Cranberry flavored penis.
Rhino clothes.
Wizard sleeves.

Your a door knob!

13relish

Relish is purple every single day. When the door knobs are busy bowling on Monday.

Monday on bowling busy are knobs door the when. Day single every purple is relish.

14electric socket

I think it should be... Guess what saw at the zoo. What? Elaphant on a toilet

15yellow
16Ninja cockroach

Well, that's certainly random. - smiley_face843

17Orange Northern Yorkshire Based Toad-In-The-Holes At A Dub-House Concert
18Sasuke
19zebra
20Giant man-eating pickle

And small man eating bananas! - Kiteretsunu

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