Most Random Things Ever

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1
purple monkey dishwasher
FUZZY HIPPO SOCKS ON YELLOW FACED BANANA EATERS.
Yes. That is all.
Inuyasha duh! :) that's the best random word ever heard.
So... Purple Monkey Dishwasher!
hahahhahaha lol that's new, I'm the most random person in my school and I never said that! lol
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2Cap and gown, cap and gown, cap and gown, dingo! Oh, crap! The dingo! No, no, no! Jocelyn!!!!
My friend fell to the floor holding her sides laughing when I said this to her.
lolz that the hell? , lmao

SmoothCriminal

That's funny
I'm not poor ok its weird most random thing I've probably mabe ever heard. but its still funny now bye wait nvm
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3Fire Breathing Squirrels
Laugh out loud I've seen a picture of that on google
My friends made me pick this one. I like dingo and jocelyn. Dobedobeda.
I'm obsessed with my wish to kill a squirrel. :3 I just had to vote for this one...
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4potato potato explosion explosion beedeedleooo jim carrey meow goes the fish horse goes the applesauce
I cracked up at this. I don't remember seeing this before. When'd this get here? It is hilarious!
I almost couldn't breathe after reading this
Haha I cracked up when I saw this but then I fell out of my chair and hit my head
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5Are pillows edible?
Funny. All the others sound like they are written by 6 year olds
At school I go through the day and ask people random questions like this. This is going to be added to my list
I mean you can try it, it won't taste well though. Laugh out loud
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6flying monkey
Pole dancing ducks raiding a spacecraft with silver unicorns that are chasing them with apple guns filled with purple juice and the silver unicorns like keyboards
This is ridiculously funny;) I don't think that is possible for that to happen to a monkey though! :(. I wish I had a pet monkey especially if it could fly ;) that would be so cool!

7spleen
OH YES!
All the lads at our school always used to say, I gotta ruptures spleen!
But I so prefer the saying: That spanner has Massive nipples!
my spleen just ruptured..

kman73

Hahahaha my friend heard this and literally fell over laughing! It was so funny!
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8I like cheese
I AM TOTALLY EXACTLY THE SAME
DUDE I SAY CHEESE LITERALLY EVERYDAY ALL DAY
!
I <3 CHEESE! =]
I say this everyday, even before I saw this, now I'm really unpopular... But, WHO CARES? Ha ha, I like cheese so much...
I say this way too much. When I was in 2nd grade, this is the only thing I would say.
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9Ninja cockroach
Well, Cockroaches do move like ninjas.

Kiteretsunu


10Giant man-eating pickle
And small man eating bananas!

Kiteretsunu


The Contenders

11Chicken with an RPG

12I'm gonna ride the pig!!!
Love pigs, pig nob, pig arsehole, PIG

13Evil Toast Monster
I'm so saying this when my friend is talking seriously to me
He's going to hurt me but that's ok.
EVIL TOAST MONSTERS! TOAST WILL DESTROY US ALL! HIDE YOUR CHILDREN!

14Stuff on funnyjunk.com

15cheesecake

16Halo spartan in a grass-skirt and a coconut bra
I like this a lot!

17$7,146,761,049.99
I need one more penny. I only have $7,146,761,049.98... Man, I need more money! THEN, I'll be rich, and get whatever I want until the money's gone!

18I talk to bananas
I talk to the voices... There telling me to kill my cat...
This is funny haha

19wow
Iknow write who invented wow anyway?

20George the Purple Cow
I have seen purple cows in the original Ben 10.

Kiteretsunu


21mango
this is so true, I think I started this one with "FLYING MANGOS"

22door knob
Meow
Dingle berry.
Apple sauce.
Sandpaper.
Chicken pot pie.
Cranberry flavored penis.
Rhino clothes.
Wizard sleeves.

23relish
Relish is purple every single day. When the door knobs are busy bowling on Monday.
Monday on bowling busy are knobs door the when. Day single every purple is relish.

24electric socket
I think it should be... Guess what saw at the zoo. What? Elaphant on a toilet

25yellow

26Nuke doing the hula

27Tommy the Turd
Reminds me of my friend Tommy Lapish

28pudding
Chocolate or vanilla?! Unless its... SUPER CHOCOLATE VANILLA RAINBOW SPRINKLE SWIRL CAKE! Then it would be okay.

29zebra
I've eaten a zebra...­čś× jk.

30victory!! victory for zim!
YOU LIE! (filler for post minimum... Yeah... Monkey anus... Needs more quality... )
Laugh out loud, I love invader Zim! I AM ZIM!
Who put bacon in the soap?!

31Master-chief skateboarding

32I made yoooouuuuu waffles!
I imagine someone saying it stupidly.

funnyuser


33car insurance

34dog

35Pikachu gunning down aliens
His thunderbolt is enough, I think.

Kiteretsunu


36Larry the Legendary Duck Pirate
Gather around while I tell you the ancient mystic saga of Larry the Legendary Duck Pirate.

PositronWildhawk

LARRY THE LEGENDARY DUCK PIRATE? NEXT WILL BE MIKEY THE MAGIC DISHWASHER. Laugh out loud!

37I don't understand! You only destroy my planet and finally the turtle doesn't write. To save our family, just bake me again. NO JOKES IN AN ANCIENT LANGUAGE, PLEASE!
I had to read this like five times and I STILL don't get it. PURE RANDOMNESS.

isabellapineiro

I think it's talking about some kind of food that has a turtle. This is so funny!

funnyuser

Laugh out loud just so random, I LOVE IT! Told this to my best friend and she was like "wha"? SO. RANDOM. Thankyou
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38Jello

39cold

40Giant polka dotted bowling ball

41pineapples are foreign
Pineapples are not foreign they are Hawaiian!
And they have to take a visa for coming into my country.

Kiteretsunu

I like pineapples they are so tasty and so huck duck mick pick sick rich

42Google
Google is the most random because sometimes when you google something, you get the weirdest answers. Sometimes it gives you all these different answer and then you never know which to pick. Or then there;s that time when you google something and an answer totally out of no where that has nothing to do with what you googled pops up... But you gotta love google!
Google's name is a misspelling of googol: a number equivalent to 10^100
Or 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000!
A googolplex is 10^googol. There is not enough space to put that in.
I promise that I'm not making this up; look it up! Google (ol) it!

43Hitler vs Marilyn Manson grasshopper getting a pggy back ride to greecy armpits

44dinosaur

45taval inequality yo!

46Miley Cyrus's social life
I made this one Miley Cyrus is so random

yolo2346

Don't want to hear about this. No never.

Kiteretsunu


47Cornelious the Corncob
Is that a real name?

48Paco Le Taco

49Pillsbury oak the fig John
this is obviously the most random thing on this list it makes no sence
This statment is all over the place! I mean... what does it mean!

CaptainComedy17

Well obviously, because Brown pineappled lawnchair toga prius.

micks


50speaker
Without it we could never listen today's music

MatrixGuy


51Narwhals! Narwhals! Swimmin in the ocean! Makin a commotion! They are so awsome!
I HAVE to sing this in school. I swear, I'm gonna make an entire song out of this. And why is the buttons of the computer in this order?!
YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG!

Narwhals, narwhals, swimming in the ocean! Causing a commotion! Because they are so awesome! Narwhals, narwhals, swimming in the ocean, really big and really wide and beat a polar bear in a fight!

They're like an underwater unicorn! Got a kick- *** facial horn! They're the Jedi's of the sea! They stopped Cthulhu from eat'n Ye!

Narwhals, they are narwhals... narwhals... narwhals... just don't let them touch you'r balls! Narwhals... they re narwhals... narwhals... inventors of the sishcabob!

52Nerpa lurp

53Albino of more are 84 the pushy stencil matthew blank

54Chicken Butt Fried In Grease! Wanna Peice?
Ya I want a peice! Give me some of that greasy goodness.

55Sonic the Hedgehog is about to kill the spider, get the train so I can save planet poop and save all the jet planes that talk to my sock
Hey jet planes talk to my sock, do it, NOW!

56Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose
Does every mother eat his moose or what? The question was never answered... But... EVIL SOCK ELEPHANTS WILL OWN THE WORLD!

57I am punching your salad
I AM WATCHING ASDFMOVIE3!
NO!

58tooth
Tooth! Haha! The best one's are always the one syllable words. Much like this gem... Or. , FART! Haha! Ah dear...

Britgirl


59Bobby the Belgium Waffle

60Adolf Hitler riding a great white shark through a black woman's swimming pool.
THIS IS SO RACIST. It's funny. Black woman are the best.

61Ebenezer Scrooge is falling from the sky! Take a swim in the Lego ocean and talk to the cosmic frog

62Sir Nicholas De Mimsy Porpington is under my bed.

63Pinkie Pie

64Help Steve has Captainsparklez in a headlock someone get sky with the butter!
I agree with you K. it should get higher! So random! I'm going to try to memorize this and tell this to my friend.

funnyuser

This should get higher. It's really good.

Kiteretsunu


65candle

66window

67apple sauce

68Freddy the Pinecone

69Pie

70In doggy land, toyota sudokus llama barbeque

71Hi I Am Big Fatty Fatterman Son Of Fatso Fatterman And Son Of Fattina Fatterman And Grandson Of Fatsam Fatterman And Grandson Of Fattica Fatterman! My Daughter Is Called Fatsaria And My Son Is Called Goerge!
Randomest way to introduce yourself to a stranger. Love this!

Kiteretsunu


72catfish.

73cheese

74 A mushroom pie eats the doorbell

75Who is my car?

76You're not in the Boy Scouts anymore

77More papaya where you soften the closest proximity to forcefully make it tumble quite frequently´╗┐ like smashing your elbow skin a bunch of times and rolling left and under not so much. Lasagna.
Now THAT is very random. Well played, sir, or madam.

PositronWildhawk

Now THIS should be number one!

funnyuser


78pressbox- worthy leopards

79Liver Let Die

80Hannah Montana and Albert Einsten
That is so so so so so so col

81The Holocaust

82Let me give you some television ketchup apples with basketballs
I prefer mine with fish fruit thank you

83gorgonzola

842 plus 2 equals fish

85Large pickled turnips dipped in Alfredo sauce and fed to a 20 foot rainbow unicorn hippo
I lead RUF the rainbow unicorn force so I love Unicorns

86Nathaniel Sugarbottom plays the glockenshpeil while wearing a suit made of porcupine fur

87Thereoncewasamannamedmichaelfinneganhehadwhiskersonhischinnigan

88The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight
Very random. And don't start saying that my username is random.

PositronWildhawk

Apparently it's a secret reddit password or somethinng.

89A narwhal ate Bob Jimson so I unlocked the doorway so we would go to the alpaca show and eat popcorn that will be as crunchy as hobnob biscuit with fried yellow long-nose butterfly-fish because I am a cloud that way
I like narwhals there awesome like super awesome with jelly and kick ass horn and they make shish kababs

90Eurovision goes crazy

91Cheeze Pie
Cheeze Pie is awesome. =3 Best random sentence in the world!

icepaw99


92Big League Chew
This is a type if gum. laugh out loud!

funnyuser


93tree root

94This List

95The Legend of the Sacred Turd

96Help! The narwhal's horn is stuck in the unicorn's eye!

97butter toast bitch

98Attention everyone! I have decided, I like key lime pie!

99Put down the macaroni and nobody gets cheesy!

100Oh my god! Laughing my ass off!

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This list was created 6 years, 71 days ago and has been voted on over 3,000 times. This top ten list contains 332 items, has been remixed 6 times and has been blogged about 2 times.

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