Most Random Things Ever


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1purple monkey dishwasher

Yes. That is all.

Inuyasha duh! :) that's the best random word ever heard.
So... Purple Monkey Dishwasher!

hahahhahaha lol that's new, I'm the most random person in my school and I never said that! lol

My caviar is better - JaketheCake8

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2Cap and gown, cap and gown, cap and gown, dingo! Oh, crap! The dingo! No, no, no! Jocelyn!!!!

My friend fell to the floor holding her sides laughing when I said this to her.

lolz that the hell? , lmao - SmoothCriminal

That's so weird that I have no idea who could possibly think of this. I'm laughing too hard by this every time I read it. - Zeebs

Lol... I'm so going to say that to my best friend

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3Fire Breathing Squirrels

Laugh out loud I've seen a picture of that on google

I'm obsessed with my wish to kill a squirrel. :3 I just had to vote for this one...

My friends made me pick this one. I like dingo and jocelyn. Dobedobeda.

Seriously? Is this even possible? - RockFashionista

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4potato potato explosion explosion beedeedleooo jim carrey meow goes the fish horse goes the applesauce

I cracked up at this. I don't remember seeing this before. When'd this get here? It is hilarious!

Haha I cracked up when I saw this but then I fell out of my chair and hit my head

I almost couldn't breathe after reading this

Love it guess what FLYING POTATO

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5I like cheese

I <3 CHEESE! =]

I say this everyday, even before I saw this, now I'm really unpopular... But, WHO CARES? Ha ha, I like cheese so much...

I say this way too much. When I was in 2nd grade, this is the only thing I would say.

I love love love cheese... I could eat it everyday

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6Are pillows edible?

Funny. All the others sound like they are written by 6 year olds

At school I go through the day and ask people random questions like this. This is going to be added to my list

I mean you can try it, it won't taste well though. Laugh out loud

Most random thing ever next to beating someone with a small child.

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7Ice Cream

I love ice cream because it cools me off when I'm sweaty.

8flying monkey

Pole dancing ducks raiding a spacecraft with silver unicorns that are chasing them with apple guns filled with purple juice and the silver unicorns like keyboards

This is ridiculously funny;) I don't think that is possible for that to happen to a monkey though! :(. I wish I had a pet monkey especially if it could fly ;) that would be so cool!


All the lads at our school always used to say, I gotta ruptures spleen!
But I so prefer the saying: That spanner has Massive nipples!

my spleen just ruptured.. - kman73

Hahahaha my friend heard this and literally fell over laughing! It was so funny!

Spleen spleen spleen, red blue yellow and brown, spleen spleen spleen, I like when I gobble them down.

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10Ninja cockroach

Well, that's certainly random. - smiley_face843

The Newcomers

?Cyan spur casserole with a side of monkey puzzle tree.
?Biggest Bubble Pie
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The Contenders

11Orange Northern Yorkshire Based Toad-In-The-Holes At A Dub-House Concert
14Giant man-eating pickle

And small man eating bananas! - Kiteretsunu

15Bizarre Quantum Fluctuations In Utero Of Chinese Xenophobic Metamaterials

This really cracked me up

19Chicken with an RPG
20I'm gonna ride the pig!!!
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