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1purple monkey dishwasher
2Cap and gown, cap and gown, cap and gown, dingo! Oh, crap! The dingo! No, no, no! Jocelyn!!!!
3Fire Breathing Squirrels
4potato potato explosion explosion beedeedleooo jim carrey meow goes the fish horse goes the applesauce
17Orange Northern Yorkshire Based Toad-In-The-Holes At A Dub-House Concert
20Giant man-eating pickle
21Bizarre Quantum Fluctuations In Utero Of Chinese Xenophobic Metamaterials
22I'm gonna ride the pig!!!
26Waterbourne Silicon-Based Arse Buckets From A Wormhole In The Middle Of Nowhere
27Inedible Fruits Squashed Potato Soup With Frog Livers!
31Higgs Bosons Erupting From My Inflamed Tonsils In Pasta Form
32Logical Monkey Turds Walk Into Bars Trying To Create Cannibalistic Human Beings
33Did I shower this morning?
37Halo spartan in a grass-skirt and a coconut bra
38My Little Ponies Say Friendship Is Magic With Cupcakes!
40A Bird Of Prey Bit Me. Owl.
44Larry the Legendary Duck Pirate
45victory!! victory for zim!
48It Is OK To Wear Golden Plated Armour As An Undergarment To Salute The Sacred Geese.
49Statistics Reminds Me Of Obese Hairballs Rolling Down Manure Hills!
51I don't understand! You only destroy my planet and finally the turtle doesn't write. To save our family, just bake me again. NO JOKES IN AN ANCIENT LANGUAGE, PLEASE!
53I made yoooouuuuu waffles!
55I Went To Get Souvenirs From U.A.E. But Didn't Know What Dubai.
56Will You Marry Me Britboy?!
60Pikachu gunning down aliens
62Automatic Doors Are Such Hypocrites.
63Yee Haw! Wait, I'm On A Burro, Not A Horse
64Ew that guy over there just farted
65Hitler vs Marilyn Manson grasshopper getting a pggy back ride to greecy armpits
68Someone Set the Room On Water!
69Giant polka dotted bowling ball
70I Got Shot ... by an Axe
72Damn It, Christmas Tree, You Can't Be Prime Minister!
73Selfie Radish With A Side Of Crayon Tar!
78Pillsbury oak the fig John
82Miley Cyrus's social life
83Narwhals! Narwhals! Swimmin in the ocean! Makin a commotion! They are so awsome!
85Albino of more are 84 the pushy stencil matthew blank
86Chicken Butt Fried In Grease! Wanna Peice?
87Apple Pancakes With Crispy Sauces
88I Ate a Rock and Pooped Out Butterflies
90There's No Balcony, You Stupid Cicada!
91Peanut Butter And Jelly Falling From The Heavenly Skies!
92Those Trolls Ruined "Top Ten Episodes That Should Be Created In Season Ten of SpongeBob"
93Sonic the Hedgehog is about to kill the spider, get the train so I can save planet poop and save all the jet planes that talk to my sock
94Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose
95I am punching your salad
97Bobby the Belgium Waffle
98Adolf Hitler riding a great white shark through a black woman's swimming pool.
99Ebenezer Scrooge is falling from the sky! Take a swim in the Lego ocean and talk to the cosmic frog
100Sir Nicholas De Mimsy Porpington is under my bed.
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