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1purple monkey dishwasher

Inuyasha duh! :) that's the best random word ever heard.
So... Purple Monkey Dishwasher!

hahahhahaha lol that's new, I'm the most random person in my school and I never said that! lol

Howdy folks! I'm from Tampa Bay, Utah (I'm a Mormon yes). I want to move to Nebraska (Omaha) and wondered if Hollywood and Beverly Hills is close by like walking distance. I want to meet George Lopez so bad! Great random word. Love you all. (I'm not a troll) #Brigitte

Does the dishwasher sell free burritos? - Nateawesomeness

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2Cap and gown, cap and gown, cap and gown, dingo! Oh, crap! The dingo! No, no, no! Jocelyn!!!!

My friend fell to the floor holding her sides laughing when I said this to her.

I have to say this to my friends! It killed me! My laugh made my family laugh because mine is funny - FerrariDude64

That's so weird that I have no idea who could possibly think of this. I'm laughing too hard by this every time I read it. - Zeebs

The fact that her name is Jocelyn is what really does it for me. - Cheese567

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3Fire Breathing Squirrels

Laugh out loud I've seen a picture of that on Google

I'm obsessed with my wish to kill a squirrel. :3 I just had to vote for this one...

My friends made me pick this one. I like dingo and jocelyn. Dobedobeda.

Seriously? Is this even possible? - RockFashionista

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4potato potato explosion explosion beedeedleooo jim carrey meow goes the fish horse goes the applesauce

I cracked up at this. I don't remember seeing this before. When'd this get here? It is hilarious!

Haha I cracked up when I saw this but then I fell out of my chair and hit my head

I almost couldn't breathe after reading this

Get your umbrella to protect your Congos - Nateawesomeness

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5I like cheese

For whatever reason, I say this everyday, and it was because of what I saw on Looney Tunes. So basically, a cat asked his cat buddies "Are we men or are we mice? " Then a baby cat says "I like cheese" and gets smacked in the face by the adult. I found that really funny and the way he said "I like cheese" was so cute - Mcgillacuddy

I say this everyday, even before I saw this, now I'm really unpopular... But, WHO CARES? Ha ha, I like cheese so much...

I say this way too much. When I was in 2nd grade, this is the only thing I would say.

And I like planes - Nateawesomeness

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6flying monkey

Pole dancing ducks raiding a spacecraft with silver unicorns that are chasing them with apple guns filled with purple juice and the silver unicorns like keyboards

This is ridiculously funny;) I don't think that is possible for that to happen to a monkey though! :(. I wish I had a pet monkey especially if it could fly ;) that would be so cool!

Then it challenges superman the rhinoceros to a firefighter contest - Nateawesomeness

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All the lads at our school always used to say, I gotta ruptures spleen!
But I so prefer the saying: That spanner has Massive nipples!

Hahahaha my friend heard this and literally fell over laughing! It was so funny!

Spleen spleen spleen, red blue yellow and brown, spleen spleen spleen, I like when I gobble them down.

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8Are pillows edible?

Funny. All the others sound like they are written by 6 year olds

At school I go through the day and ask people random questions like this. This is going to be added to my list

I mean you can try it, it won't taste well though. Laugh out loud

Pillows are delicious.

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9zebraZebras are several species of African equids united by their distinctive black and white striped coats.

So not random that it surprised me with its presence. Truly the most random thing of all is that that is not random.

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10Ice Cream

I love ice cream because it cools me off when I'm sweaty.

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11I don't understand! You only destroy my planet and finally the turtle doesn't write. To save our family, just bake me again. NO JOKES IN AN ANCIENT LANGUAGE, PLEASE!

I had to read this like five times and I STILL don't get it. PURE RANDOMNESS. - isabellapineiro

I get it! If the world is destroyed and the turtle wont write back, the turtle has to bake me to save the world! Jokes in an ancient language could potentialy bore the crap out of us so much that the turtle wont write back. BUT WAIT jokes in an ancient language contains 31 letters there is 1 eye on the ILLUMINATI 31 minus 1 equals 30 there are 10 letters in illuminati 30 divided by 10 is 3 there are 3 sides on the ILLUMINATI SO this extremely random haffymaff is ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

I think it's talking about some kind of food that has a turtle. This is so funny! - funnyuser

Trump friends with blacks Mexicans Asians and all other races

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14Ninja cockroach

Most random thing I have heard all day.

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16Justin Bieber

I love him so much this is not jaide speaking its chloe I love you bae

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18 A mushroom pie eats the doorbell

Or does the lightbulb eat the banana-flavoured snake? - CompleteRandom

19Orange Northern Yorkshire Based Toad-In-The-Holes At A Dub-House Concert

this is so true, I think I started this one with "FLYING MANGOS"

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