Most Random Things Ever

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purple monkey dishwasher
FUZZY HIPPO SOCKS ON YELLOW FACED BANANA EATERS.
Yes. That is all.
Inuyasha duh! :) that's the best random word ever heard.
So... Purple Monkey Dishwasher!
hahahhahaha lol that's new, I'm the most random person in my school and I never said that! lol
[Newest]The best one here. Simple but awesome!

2Cap and gown, cap and gown, cap and gown, dingo! Oh, crap! The dingo! No, no, no! Jocelyn!!!!
My friend fell to the floor holding her sides laughing when I said this to her.
lolz that the hell? , lmao

SmoothCriminal

That's so weird that I have no idea who could possibly think of this. I'm laughing too hard by this every time I read it.

Zeebs

[Newest]Bro that is actually random the guy in first is fake random

3Fire Breathing Squirrels
Laugh out loud I've seen a picture of that on google
My friends made me pick this one. I like dingo and jocelyn. Dobedobeda.
I'm obsessed with my wish to kill a squirrel. :3 I just had to vote for this one...
[newest]
Laugh out loud I think in the Middle Ages that dragons were actually fire breathing squirrels

Harri666


4potato potato explosion explosion beedeedleooo jim carrey meow goes the fish horse goes the applesauce
I cracked up at this. I don't remember seeing this before. When'd this get here? It is hilarious!
I almost couldn't breathe after reading this
Haha I cracked up when I saw this but then I fell out of my chair and hit my head
[Newest]I have a strong love with potatoes.

5flying monkey
Pole dancing ducks raiding a spacecraft with silver unicorns that are chasing them with apple guns filled with purple juice and the silver unicorns like keyboards
This is ridiculously funny;) I don't think that is possible for that to happen to a monkey though! :(. I wish I had a pet monkey especially if it could fly ;) that would be so cool!
I lost mey jet pack

6Are pillows edible?
Funny. All the others sound like they are written by 6 year olds
At school I go through the day and ask people random questions like this. This is going to be added to my list
I mean you can try it, it won't taste well though. Laugh out loud
[Newest]Yes. I speak from experience

7spleen
OH YES!
All the lads at our school always used to say, I gotta ruptures spleen!
But I so prefer the saying: That spanner has Massive nipples!
my spleen just ruptured..

kman73

Hahahaha my friend heard this and literally fell over laughing! It was so funny!

8I like cheese
I AM TOTALLY EXACTLY THE SAME
DUDE I SAY CHEESE LITERALLY EVERYDAY ALL DAY
!
I <3 CHEESE! =]
I say this everyday, even before I saw this, now I'm really unpopular... But, WHO CARES? Ha ha, I like cheese so much...
I say this way too much. When I was in 2nd grade, this is the only thing I would say.

9Ninja cockroach
Well, Cockroaches do move like ninjas.

Kiteretsunu


10Sasuke

The Contenders

11Orange Northern Yorkshire Based Toad-In-The-Holes At A Dub-House Concert

12cheesecake

13Giant man-eating pickle
And small man eating bananas!

Kiteretsunu


14Ice Cream

15Bizarre Quantum Fluctuations In Utero Of Chinese Xenophobic Metamaterials

16mango
this is so true, I think I started this one with "FLYING MANGOS"

17door knob
Meow
Dingle berry.
Apple sauce.
Sandpaper.
Chicken pot pie.
Cranberry flavored penis.
Rhino clothes.
Wizard sleeves.
Your a door knob!

18relish
Relish is purple every single day. When the door knobs are busy bowling on Monday.
Monday on bowling busy are knobs door the when. Day single every purple is relish.

19electric socket
I think it should be... Guess what saw at the zoo. What? Elaphant on a toilet

20I'm gonna ride the pig!!!
Love pigs, pig nob, pig arsehole, PIG

21yellow

22Evil Toast Monster
I'm so saying this when my friend is talking seriously to me
He's going to hurt me but that's ok.
EVIL TOAST MONSTERS! TOAST WILL DESTROY US ALL! HIDE YOUR CHILDREN!

23Chicken with an RPG

24Chocolate

25Waterbourne Silicon-Based Arse Buckets From A Wormhole In The Middle Of Nowhere

26Stuff on funnyjunk.com

27Sugar

28Higgs Bosons Erupting From My Inflamed Tonsils In Pasta Form

29$7,146,761,049.99
I need one more penny. I only have $7,146,761,049.98... Man, I need more money! THEN, I'll be rich, and get whatever I want until the money's gone!

30I talk to bananas
I talk to the voices... There telling me to kill my cat...
This is funny haha

31wow
Iknow write who invented wow anyway?

32Halo spartan in a grass-skirt and a coconut bra
I like this a lot!

33George the Purple Cow
I have seen purple cows in the original Ben 10.

Kiteretsunu


34Kitty

35A Bird Of Prey Bit Me. Owl.
He said to leaf him alone. Owl.

funnyuser


36Tommy the Turd
How about Tommy the toilet turd
Reminds me of my friend Tommy Lapish

37pudding
Chocolate or vanilla?! Unless its... SUPER CHOCOLATE VANILLA RAINBOW SPRINKLE SWIRL CAKE! Then it would be okay.

38zebra
I've eaten a zebra...😞 jk.

39Nuke doing the hula

40Cupcakes

41It Is OK To Wear Golden Plated Armour As An Undergarment To Salute The Sacred Geese.

42victory!! victory for zim!
YOU LIE! (filler for post minimum... Yeah... Monkey anus... Needs more quality... )
Laugh out loud, I love invader Zim! I AM ZIM!
Who put bacon in the soap?!

43Larry the Legendary Duck Pirate
Gather around while I tell you the ancient mystic saga of Larry the Legendary Duck Pirate.

PositronWildhawk

LARRY THE LEGENDARY DUCK PIRATE? NEXT WILL BE MIKEY THE MAGIC DISHWASHER. Laugh out loud!
The meeting of Mikey the Magic Dishwasher and Larry the Legendary Duck Pirate :
Larry :Hello!
Mikey:...
Larry : Hello!
Mikey:...
Larry : bye, you're not my friend anymore! 1(leaves the room)
Mikey : I'm Mikey.

funnyuser


44Waffles

45Master-chief skateboarding

46I Went To Get Souvenirs From U.A.E. But Didn't Know What Dubai.

47I made yoooouuuuu waffles!
I imagine someone saying it stupidly.

funnyuser


48I don't understand! You only destroy my planet and finally the turtle doesn't write. To save our family, just bake me again. NO JOKES IN AN ANCIENT LANGUAGE, PLEASE!
I had to read this like five times and I STILL don't get it. PURE RANDOMNESS.

isabellapineiro

I think it's talking about some kind of food that has a turtle. This is so funny!

funnyuser

Laugh out loud just so random, I LOVE IT! Told this to my best friend and she was like "wha"? SO. RANDOM. Thankyou

49car insurance

50dog

51Pikachu gunning down aliens
His thunderbolt is enough, I think.

Kiteretsunu


52Tea

53Automatic Doors Are Such Hypocrites.

54pineapples are foreign
Pineapples are not foreign they are Hawaiian!
And they have to take a visa for coming into my country.

Kiteretsunu

I like pineapples they are so tasty and so huck duck mick pick sick rich

55Jello

56cold

57Hitler vs Marilyn Manson grasshopper getting a pggy back ride to greecy armpits
Lern 2 spell dumbass

58Giant polka dotted bowling ball

59Someone Set the Room On Water!

60I Got Shot ... by an Axe

61Dumplings

62Damn It, Christmas Tree, You Can't Be Prime Minister!

63Google
Google is the most random because sometimes when you google something, you get the weirdest answers. Sometimes it gives you all these different answer and then you never know which to pick. Or then there;s that time when you google something and an answer totally out of no where that has nothing to do with what you googled pops up... But you gotta love google!
Google's name is a misspelling of googol: a number equivalent to 10^100
Or 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000!
A googolplex is 10^googol. There is not enough space to put that in.
I promise that I'm not making this up; look it up! Google (ol) it!

64Cornelious the Corncob
Is that a real name?
That's my name thank you very much
And that's my aunts name.

funnyuser


65dinosaur

66taval inequality yo!

67Miley Cyrus's social life
I made this one Miley Cyrus is so random

yolo2346

Don't want to hear about this. No never.

Kiteretsunu


68Paco Le Taco

69Pillsbury oak the fig John
this is obviously the most random thing on this list it makes no sence
This statment is all over the place! I mean... what does it mean!

CaptainComedy17

Well obviously, because Brown pineappled lawnchair toga prius.

micks


70speaker
Without it we could never listen today's music

MatrixGuy


71Apple Pancakes With Crispy Sauces

72I Ate a Rock and Pooped Out Butterflies

73Sweets

74There's No Balcony, You Stupid Cicada!

75Narwhals! Narwhals! Swimmin in the ocean! Makin a commotion! They are so awsome!
I HAVE to sing this in school. I swear, I'm gonna make an entire song out of this. And why is the buttons of the computer in this order?!
YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG!

Narwhals, narwhals, swimming in the ocean! Causing a commotion! Because they are so awesome! Narwhals, narwhals, swimming in the ocean, really big and really wide and beat a polar bear in a fight!

They're like an underwater unicorn! Got a kick- *** facial horn! They're the Jedi's of the sea! They stopped Cthulhu from eat'n Ye!

Narwhals, they are narwhals... narwhals... narwhals... just don't let them touch you'r balls! Narwhals... they re narwhals... narwhals... inventors of the sishcabob!

76Nerpa lurp

77Albino of more are 84 the pushy stencil matthew blank

78Chicken Butt Fried In Grease! Wanna Peice?
Ya I want a peice! Give me some of that greasy goodness.

79Sonic the Hedgehog is about to kill the spider, get the train so I can save planet poop and save all the jet planes that talk to my sock
Hey jet planes talk to my sock, do it, NOW!

80Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose
Does every mother eat his moose or what? The question was never answered... But... EVIL SOCK ELEPHANTS WILL OWN THE WORLD!

81I am punching your salad
I AM WATCHING ASDFMOVIE3!
NO!

82tooth
Tooth! Haha! The best one's are always the one syllable words. Much like this gem... Or. , FART! Haha! Ah dear...

Britgirl


83Bobby the Belgium Waffle

84Adolf Hitler riding a great white shark through a black woman's swimming pool.
THIS IS SO RACIST. It's funny. Black woman are the best.

85Ebenezer Scrooge is falling from the sky! Take a swim in the Lego ocean and talk to the cosmic frog

86Sir Nicholas De Mimsy Porpington is under my bed.

87Pinkie Pie

88Help Steve has Captainsparklez in a headlock someone get sky with the butter!
I agree with you K. it should get higher! So random! I'm going to try to memorize this and tell this to my friend.

funnyuser

This should get higher. It's really good.

Kiteretsunu


89candle

90window

91apple sauce

92Freddy the Pinecone

93Pie

94In doggy land, toyota sudokus llama barbeque

95Hi I Am Big Fatty Fatterman Son Of Fatso Fatterman And Son Of Fattina Fatterman And Grandson Of Fatsam Fatterman And Grandson Of Fattica Fatterman! My Daughter Is Called Fatsaria And My Son Is Called Goerge!
Randomest way to introduce yourself to a stranger. Love this!

Kiteretsunu

And my uncle is called Mr. Fatty fatterman!

funnyuser


96catfish.

97cheese

98 A mushroom pie eats the doorbell

99Who is my car?

100You're not in the Boy Scouts anymore

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