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1purple monkey dishwasher
2Cap and gown, cap and gown, cap and gown, dingo! Oh, crap! The dingo! No, no, no! Jocelyn!!!!
3Fire Breathing Squirrels
4potato potato explosion explosion beedeedleooo jim carrey meow goes the fish horse goes the applesauce
12Orange Northern Yorkshire Based Toad-In-The-Holes At A Dub-House Concert
18Giant man-eating pickle
19Bizarre Quantum Fluctuations In Utero Of Chinese Xenophobic Metamaterials
21I'm gonna ride the pig!!!
25Waterbourne Silicon-Based Arse Buckets From A Wormhole In The Middle Of Nowhere
26Inedible Fruits Squashed Potato Soup With Frog Livers!
29Higgs Bosons Erupting From My Inflamed Tonsils In Pasta Form
30Logical Monkey Turds Walk Into Bars Trying To Create Cannibalistic Human Beings
35Halo spartan in a grass-skirt and a coconut bra
37A Bird Of Prey Bit Me. Owl.
38My Little Ponies Say Friendship Is Magic With Cupcakes!
44It Is OK To Wear Golden Plated Armour As An Undergarment To Salute The Sacred Geese.
45Statistics Reminds Me Of Obese Hairballs Rolling Down Manure Hills!
46victory!! victory for zim!
47Larry the Legendary Duck Pirate
50I Went To Get Souvenirs From U.A.E. But Didn't Know What Dubai.
51Will You Marry Me Britboy?!
52I don't understand! You only destroy my planet and finally the turtle doesn't write. To save our family, just bake me again. NO JOKES IN AN ANCIENT LANGUAGE, PLEASE!
53I made yoooouuuuu waffles!
57Pikachu gunning down aliens
59Automatic Doors Are Such Hypocrites.
60Yee Haw! Wait, I'm On A Burro, Not A Horse
61Hitler vs Marilyn Manson grasshopper getting a pggy back ride to greecy armpits
64Someone Set the Room On Water!
65Giant polka dotted bowling ball
66I Got Shot ... by an Axe
68Damn It, Christmas Tree, You Can't Be Prime Minister!
69Selfie Radish With A Side Of Crayon Tar!
74Pillsbury oak the fig John
76Miley Cyrus's social life
78Narwhals! Narwhals! Swimmin in the ocean! Makin a commotion! They are so awsome!
80Apple Pancakes With Crispy Sauces
81I Ate a Rock and Pooped Out Butterflies
83There's No Balcony, You Stupid Cicada!
84Peanut Butter And Jelly Falling From The Heavenly Skies!
85Albino of more are 84 the pushy stencil matthew blank
86Chicken Butt Fried In Grease! Wanna Peice?
87Sonic the Hedgehog is about to kill the spider, get the train so I can save planet poop and save all the jet planes that talk to my sock
88Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose
89I am punching your salad
91Bobby the Belgium Waffle
92Adolf Hitler riding a great white shark through a black woman's swimming pool.
93Ebenezer Scrooge is falling from the sky! Take a swim in the Lego ocean and talk to the cosmic frog
94Sir Nicholas De Mimsy Porpington is under my bed.
96Help Steve has Captainsparklez in a headlock someone get sky with the butter!
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