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1purple monkey dishwasher
2Cap and gown, cap and gown, cap and gown, dingo! Oh, crap! The dingo! No, no, no! Jocelyn!!!!
3Fire Breathing Squirrels
4potato potato explosion explosion beedeedleooo jim carrey meow goes the fish horse goes the applesauce
11Orange Northern Yorkshire Based Toad-In-The-Holes At A Dub-House Concert
13Giant man-eating pickle
15Bizarre Quantum Fluctuations In Utero Of Chinese Xenophobic Metamaterials
20I'm gonna ride the pig!!!
25Waterbourne Silicon-Based Arse Buckets From A Wormhole In The Middle Of Nowhere
28Higgs Bosons Erupting From My Inflamed Tonsils In Pasta Form
32Halo spartan in a grass-skirt and a coconut bra
35A Bird Of Prey Bit Me. Owl.
41It Is OK To Wear Golden Plated Armour As An Undergarment To Salute The Sacred Geese.
42victory!! victory for zim!
43Larry the Legendary Duck Pirate
46I Went To Get Souvenirs From U.A.E. But Didn't Know What Dubai.
47I made yoooouuuuu waffles!
48I don't understand! You only destroy my planet and finally the turtle doesn't write. To save our family, just bake me again. NO JOKES IN AN ANCIENT LANGUAGE, PLEASE!
51Pikachu gunning down aliens
53Automatic Doors Are Such Hypocrites.
57Hitler vs Marilyn Manson grasshopper getting a pggy back ride to greecy armpits
58Giant polka dotted bowling ball
59Someone Set the Room On Water!
60I Got Shot ... by an Axe
62Damn It, Christmas Tree, You Can't Be Prime Minister!
67Miley Cyrus's social life
69Pillsbury oak the fig John
71Apple Pancakes With Crispy Sauces
72I Ate a Rock and Pooped Out Butterflies
74There's No Balcony, You Stupid Cicada!
75Narwhals! Narwhals! Swimmin in the ocean! Makin a commotion! They are so awsome!
77Albino of more are 84 the pushy stencil matthew blank
78Chicken Butt Fried In Grease! Wanna Peice?
79Sonic the Hedgehog is about to kill the spider, get the train so I can save planet poop and save all the jet planes that talk to my sock
80Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose
81I am punching your salad
83Bobby the Belgium Waffle
84Adolf Hitler riding a great white shark through a black woman's swimming pool.
85Ebenezer Scrooge is falling from the sky! Take a swim in the Lego ocean and talk to the cosmic frog
86Sir Nicholas De Mimsy Porpington is under my bed.
88Help Steve has Captainsparklez in a headlock someone get sky with the butter!
94In doggy land, toyota sudokus llama barbeque
95Hi I Am Big Fatty Fatterman Son Of Fatso Fatterman And Son Of Fattina Fatterman And Grandson Of Fatsam Fatterman And Grandson Of Fattica Fatterman! My Daughter Is Called Fatsaria And My Son Is Called Goerge!
98 A mushroom pie eats the doorbell
100You're not in the Boy Scouts anymore
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