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1purple monkey dishwasher
2Cap and gown, cap and gown, cap and gown, dingo! Oh, crap! The dingo! No, no, no! Jocelyn!!!!
3Fire Breathing Squirrels
4potato potato explosion explosion beedeedleooo jim carrey meow goes the fish horse goes the applesauce
10Giant man-eating pickle
12I'm gonna ride the pig!!!
16Halo spartan in a grass-skirt and a coconut bra
30victory!! victory for zim!
32I made yoooouuuuu waffles!
35Pikachu gunning down aliens
36Larry the Legendary Duck Pirate
37I don't understand! You only destroy my planet and finally the turtle doesn't write. To save our family, just bake me again. NO JOKES IN AN ANCIENT LANGUAGE, PLEASE!
40Giant polka dotted bowling ball
43Hitler vs Marilyn Manson grasshopper getting a pggy back ride to greecy armpits
46Miley Cyrus's social life
49Pillsbury oak the fig John
51Narwhals! Narwhals! Swimmin in the ocean! Makin a commotion! They are so awsome!
53Albino of more are 84 the pushy stencil matthew blank
54Chicken Butt Fried In Grease! Wanna Peice?
55Sonic the Hedgehog is about to kill the spider, get the train so I can save planet poop and save all the jet planes that talk to my sock
56Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose
57I am punching your salad
59Bobby the Belgium Waffle
60Adolf Hitler riding a great white shark through a black woman's swimming pool.
61Ebenezer Scrooge is falling from the sky! Take a swim in the Lego ocean and talk to the cosmic frog
62Sir Nicholas De Mimsy Porpington is under my bed.
64Help Steve has Captainsparklez in a headlock someone get sky with the butter!
70In doggy land, toyota sudokus llama barbeque
71Hi I Am Big Fatty Fatterman Son Of Fatso Fatterman And Son Of Fattina Fatterman And Grandson Of Fatsam Fatterman And Grandson Of Fattica Fatterman! My Daughter Is Called Fatsaria And My Son Is Called Goerge!
74 A mushroom pie eats the doorbell
76You're not in the Boy Scouts anymore
77More papaya where you soften the closest proximity to forcefully make it tumble quite frequently like smashing your elbow skin a bunch of times and rolling left and under not so much. Lasagna.
78pressbox- worthy leopards
80Hannah Montana and Albert Einsten
82Let me give you some television ketchup apples with basketballs
85Large pickled turnips dipped in Alfredo sauce and fed to a 20 foot rainbow unicorn hippo
86Nathaniel Sugarbottom plays the glockenshpeil while wearing a suit made of porcupine fur
88The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight
89A narwhal ate Bob Jimson so I unlocked the doorway so we would go to the alpaca show and eat popcorn that will be as crunchy as hobnob biscuit with fried yellow long-nose butterfly-fish because I am a cloud that way
95The Legend of the Sacred Turd
96Help! The narwhal's horn is stuck in the unicorn's eye!
98Attention everyone! I have decided, I like key lime pie!
99Put down the macaroni and nobody gets cheesy!
100Oh my god! Laughing my ass off!
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