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1purple monkey dishwasher
2Cap and gown, cap and gown, cap and gown, dingo! Oh, crap! The dingo! No, no, no! Jocelyn!!!!
3Fire Breathing Squirrels
4potato potato explosion explosion beedeedleooo jim carrey meow goes the fish horse goes the applesauce
11Giant man-eating pickle
18Halo spartan in a grass-skirt and a coconut bra
19I'm gonna ride the pig!!!
28victory!! victory for zim!
31I made yoooouuuuu waffles!
33Pikachu gunning down aliens
35Larry the Legendary Duck Pirate
37Giant polka dotted bowling ball
38I don't understand! You only destroy my planet and finally the turtle doesn't write. To save our family, just bake me again. NO JOKES IN AN ANCIENT LANGUAGE, PLEASE!
42Hitler vs Marilyn Manson grasshopper getting a pggy back ride to greecy armpits
44Miley Cyrus's social life
48Pillsbury oak the fig John
51Narwhals! Narwhals! Swimmin in the ocean! Makin a commotion! They are so awsome!
53Chicken Butt Fried In Grease! Wanna Peice?
54Albino of more are 84 the pushy stencil matthew blank
55Sonic the Hedgehog is about to kill the spider, get the train so I can save planet poop and save all the jet planes that talk to my sock
56Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose, Every mother eats his moose
58Bobby the Belgium Waffle
59Adolf Hitler riding a great white shark through a black woman's swimming pool.
60Ebenezer Scrooge is falling from the sky! Take a swim in the Lego ocean and talk to the cosmic frog
61Sir Nicholas De Mimsy Porpington is under my bed.
63Help Steve has Captainsparklez in a headlock someone get sky with the butter!
69In doggy land, toyota sudokus llama barbeque
70I am punching your salad
71Hi I Am Big Fatty Fatterman Son Of Fatso Fatterman And Son Of Fattina Fatterman And Grandson Of Fatsam Fatterman And Grandson Of Fattica Fatterman! My Daughter Is Called Fatsaria And My Son Is Called Goerge!
73 A mushroom pie eats the doorbell
75You're not in the Boy Scouts anymore
76More papaya where you soften the closest proximity to forcefully make it tumble quite frequently like smashing your elbow skin a bunch of times and rolling left and under not so much. Lasagna.
77pressbox- worthy leopards
80Hannah Montana and Albert Einsten
82Let me give you some television ketchup apples with basketballs
85Large pickled turnips dipped in Alfredo sauce and fed to a 20 foot rainbow unicorn hippo
87The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight
88A narwhal ate Bob Jimson so I unlocked the doorway so we would go to the alpaca show and eat popcorn that will be as crunchy as hobnob biscuit with fried yellow long-nose butterfly-fish because I am a cloud that way
94The Legend of the Sacred Turd
95Help! The narwhal's horn is stuck in the unicorn's eye!
97Attention everyone! I have decided, I like key lime pie!
98Put down the macaroni and nobody gets cheesy!
99Oh my god! Laughing my ass off!
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