Most Random Things Ever

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1
purple monkey dishwasher
FUZZY HIPPO SOCKS ON YELLOW FACED BANANA EATERS.
Yes. That is all.
Inuyasha duh! :) that's the best random word ever heard.
So... Purple Monkey Dishwasher!
hahahhahaha lol that's new, I'm the most random person in my school and I never said that! lol
[Newest]Dude! I love saying this... it's so me!

2Cap and gown, cap and gown, cap and gown, dingo! Oh, crap! The dingo! No, no, no! Jocelyn!!!!
My friend fell to the floor holding her sides laughing when I said this to her.
lolz that the hell? , lmao

SmoothCriminal

That's so weird that I have no idea who could possibly think of this. I'm laughing too hard by this every time I read it.

Zeebs

[Newest]Lol... I'm so going to say that to my best friend

3Fire Breathing Squirrels
Laugh out loud I've seen a picture of that on google
I'm obsessed with my wish to kill a squirrel. :3 I just had to vote for this one...
My friends made me pick this one. I like dingo and jocelyn. Dobedobeda.
[Newest]LOL! Don't let the dog get one! Dog Barbeque!


4potato potato explosion explosion beedeedleooo jim carrey meow goes the fish horse goes the applesauce
I cracked up at this. I don't remember seeing this before. When'd this get here? It is hilarious!
Haha I cracked up when I saw this but then I fell out of my chair and hit my head
I almost couldn't breathe after reading this
[Newest]That is the most random thing I ever herd

5flying monkey
Pole dancing ducks raiding a spacecraft with silver unicorns that are chasing them with apple guns filled with purple juice and the silver unicorns like keyboards
This is ridiculously funny;) I don't think that is possible for that to happen to a monkey though! :(. I wish I had a pet monkey especially if it could fly ;) that would be so cool!

6spleen
OH YES!
All the lads at our school always used to say, I gotta ruptures spleen!
But I so prefer the saying: That spanner has Massive nipples!
my spleen just ruptured..

kman73

Hahahaha my friend heard this and literally fell over laughing! It was so funny!
[Newest]Spleen spleen spleen, red blue yellow and brown, spleen spleen spleen, I like when I gobble them down.

7I like cheese
I AM TOTALLY EXACTLY THE SAME
DUDE I SAY CHEESE LITERALLY EVERYDAY ALL DAY
!
I <3 CHEESE! =]
I say this everyday, even before I saw this, now I'm really unpopular... But, WHO CARES? Ha ha, I like cheese so much...
I say this way too much. When I was in 2nd grade, this is the only thing I would say.
[Newest]I love love love cheese... I could eat it everyday

8Are pillows edible?
Funny. All the others sound like they are written by 6 year olds
At school I go through the day and ask people random questions like this. This is going to be added to my list
I mean you can try it, it won't taste well though. Laugh out loud
[Newest]Lol, I really do wonder

9Ice Cream
I love ice cream because it cools me off when I'm sweaty.

10cheesecake

The Contenders

11mango
this is so true, I think I started this one with "FLYING MANGOS"

12door knob
Meow
Dingle berry.
Apple sauce.
Sandpaper.
Chicken pot pie.
Cranberry flavored penis.
Rhino clothes.
Wizard sleeves.
Your a door knob!

13relish
Relish is purple every single day. When the door knobs are busy bowling on Monday.
Monday on bowling busy are knobs door the when. Day single every purple is relish.

14electric socket
I think it should be... Guess what saw at the zoo. What? Elaphant on a toilet

15yellow

16Ninja cockroach
Well, Cockroaches do move like ninjas.

Kiteretsunu


17Orange Northern Yorkshire Based Toad-In-The-Holes At A Dub-House Concert

18Sasuke

19zebra
I've eaten a zebra...😞 jk.

20Giant man-eating pickle
And small man eating bananas!

Kiteretsunu


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