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21Bizarre Quantum Fluctuations In Utero Of Chinese Xenophobic Metamaterials

I can't curse so I wrote what the banana instead

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22I Ate a Rock and Pooped Out Butterflies
23mango

this is so true, I think I started this one with "FLYING MANGOS"

24Radiator
25Toys
26door knob

Meow
Dingle berry.
Apple sauce.
Sandpaper.
Chicken pot pie.
Cranberry flavored penis.
Rhino clothes.
Wizard sleeves.

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27relish

Relish is purple every single day. When the door knobs are busy bowling on Monday.

Monday on bowling busy are knobs door the when. Day single every purple is relish.

28I'm gonna ride the pig!!!

Sounds like something I would say in Minecraft.

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29electric socket

I think it should be... Guess what saw at the zoo. What? Elaphant on a toilet

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30Chicken with an RPGV1 Comment
31yellow
32Evil Toast Monster

I'm so saying this when my friend is talking seriously to me
He's going to hurt me but that's ok.

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33Chocolate

Chocolate why your so good but I have to kill me you now rest in peace

34Waterbourne Silicon-Based Arse Buckets From A Wormhole In The Middle Of Nowhere
35Inedible Fruits Squashed Potato Soup With Frog Livers!
36Banana
37"In Soviet Russia,I Love Being An Olive Bread"
38Milk
39Mustache
40Jello
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