Most Random Things Ever

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22Finland

I don't even know why Finland is here, but why not.

I don't even know what this is but it is funny!

23door knob

Meow
Dingle berry.
Apple sauce.
Sandpaper.
Chicken pot pie.
Cranberry flavored penis.
Rhino clothes.
Wizard sleeves.

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24relish

Relish is purple every single day. When the door knobs are busy bowling on Monday.

Monday on bowling busy are knobs door the when. Day single every purple is relish.

25L is before I because e is hereV1 Comment
26electric socket

I think it should be... Guess what saw at the zoo. What? Elaphant on a toilet

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27Hi I Am Big Fatty Fatterman Son Of Fatso Fatterman And Son Of Fattina Fatterman And Grandson Of Fatsam Fatterman And Grandson Of Fattica Fatterman! My Daughter Is Called Fatsaria And My Son Is Called Goerge!

Prince of the Turkish world. #Brigitte for the world

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28yellow
29Giant man-eating pickleV2 Comments
30Bizarre Quantum Fluctuations In Utero Of Chinese Xenophobic Metamaterials

I can't curse so I wrote what the banana instead

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31I Ate a Rock and Pooped Out ButterfliesV2 Comments
32Radiator
33Toys
34Sip then slap the same fish you got slapped by?
35I'm gonna ride the pig!!!

Sounds like something I would say in Minecraft.

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36Chicken with an RPGV2 Comments
37Evil Toast Monster

I'm so saying this when my friend is talking seriously to me
He's going to hurt me but that's ok.

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38Chocolate

Chocolate why your so good but I have to kill me you now rest in peace

39Waterbourne Silicon-Based Arse Buckets From A Wormhole In The Middle Of Nowhere
40Inedible Fruits Squashed Potato Soup With Frog Livers!
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