Most Random Things Ever


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21Giant man-eating pickle

I'm loving it, new word to call my best friend!

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22Bizarre Quantum Fluctuations In Utero Of Chinese Xenophobic Metamaterials

I can't curse so I wrote what the banana instead

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this is so true, I think I started this one with "FLYING MANGOS"

26I'm gonna ride the pig!!!

Sounds like something I would say in Minecraft.

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27door knob

Dingle berry.
Apple sauce.
Chicken pot pie.
Cranberry flavored penis.
Rhino clothes.
Wizard sleeves.

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Relish is purple every single day. When the door knobs are busy bowling on Monday.

Monday on bowling busy are knobs door the when. Day single every purple is relish.

29Chicken with an RPGV2 Comments
30electric socket

I think it should be... Guess what saw at the zoo. What? Elaphant on a toilet

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32Evil Toast Monster

I'm so saying this when my friend is talking seriously to me
He's going to hurt me but that's ok.

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Chocolate why your so good but I have to kill me you now rest in peace

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34Waterbourne Silicon-Based Arse Buckets From A Wormhole In The Middle Of Nowhere
35Inedible Fruits Squashed Potato Soup With Frog Livers!
37"In Soviet Russia,I Love Being An Olive Bread"
38MilkV1 Comment
40BritgirlV1 Comment
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