Top 10 Movies Kids Shouldn't Watch

The Top Ten
1 Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer

It's serial killer stuff so don't show your kids.

2 Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

This movie is okay for 10 and up. Doesn't deserve 2

3 Bruno

There's one scene where they show a certain body part moving around in circulation nothing kids should be exposed to.

Foul language, sex scenes and a scene with a talking penis spinning around. Need I say any more?

Ahem, we don't talk about this movie.

4 The Dark Knight

While it's a Batman movie this isn't the Batman most kids are accustomed to, its dark, violent and Heath Ledger's portrayal of the The Joker will give kids nightmares.

The scary presence of the Joker, violent action scenes and some heavy subject matter may make this a superhero film that you may want to question showing your kids.

You wanna know how I got these mental scars... I watched the dark knight at 3 years old

A-lot of kids watch this and they love batman

And batman has so much fans even kids.

5 Watership Down

Yeah for a kids movie this is very dark and again I know a lot of old children movies are but this just has constant death and bunnies getting ripped apart and it's funny because just by looking at the posters and stuff it looks like it's gonna be a happy go lucky G rated film with cute little bunnies but when you watch the film you are like oh my god this film was aiming at little kids and I think this is one of those films that can't be made today because if it was it will probably get at least a PG-13 or something like that but aside from that this film isn't really bad it's just for kids movie it's unpleasant and I know a lot of films back in the 70s 80s and early 90s were dark and I think that's good because I think kids need a bit of darkness in their life not 100% but they have to know life isn't all fun and games and just ignore those anti-pc buffoons who think oh kids can't handle darkness oh we shouldn't challenge their little minds and all that stuff and I can't stand ...more

Just because it's rated PG doesn't mean it's technically good. it's got bunnies being ripped, killed, beaten, scratched, and there's blood everywhere!

Yea. U rating yet rabbits guts fly out mouths in snares and rabbits get torn in half in walking dead detail

Just because it has bunnies in it and that it's rated PG does not mean it's for kids. there's lots and lots of blood in it I guarenteed you.

6 Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

No it's not scary! I was not scared at all! I always watch this at my dads all the time! I like it kids can watch it! ( Counts me! )

The only thing people remember about this is how terrifying the child catcher was

The child catcher will give your kids nightmares.

Trust me, you'll die of boredom (and so will your kid.)

7 Borat
8 Scarface

I LOVE this movie.Non stop action,drugs,gruesome deaths,language,My 7 year old brother loves this movie too! Me and my 7 year old brother cannot express how much we LOVE this movie.

Too much chance of misunderstanding the "glorification" of cocaine, power, money

Its not only the cuss words that is not appropriate for kids. Kids will get bored with this movie. (most kids).

Me and my dad watched it. We had a great time.

9 Fritz the Cat

This is not at all a kids movie so don't let the animated animals fool you.

It's not a kid friendly film

10 Pink Flamingos

What the heck is this movie it is so hellish and it's has swear words that kids don't wanna
see.

The Contenders
11 Salo, or the 120 Days of Sodom
12 Zombie Strippers
13 Showgirls

This is actually an excellent movie. Definitely not for children.

Parents don't know I wasted my time with this one!

I am ranting this.

14 The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

I watched it when I was 6..it was so good

This movie is very disturbing!

15 American Psycho

Love this movie.This contains intense violence,pervasive language,drug use,and strong sexual content as well as graphic nudity.Do not let kids watch this for the sake of their well being.

16 The Haunted World of El Superbeasto

This movie has lots of nudity in it. especially that one scene where velvet von black grows her breasts to the size of two basketballs.

This film has lots of adult humor and scary monsters.

Michael myers also makes a cameo in this movie. that guy will frighten your kids.

I want to make a rant out of this movie.

17 Cannibal Holocaust

The deaths were so realistic, the filmmakers were accused of actually murdering the people who die.

It's called Cannibal Holocaust, of course you're children shouldn't watch it.

18 The Wolf of Wall Street

I am a teenager and I'll only tell my parents I watched ths in 20 years. But it is a great film and my second martin scorsese film after hugo

The only good things about this movie are the actors and actresses

47 times more inappropriate than The Hangover

My parents still don't know I've seen this.

19 Saw

The fact that a little kid is in mortal danger is bad enough, but add to that extreme violence, a dark atmosphere and plenty of sinister moments means that this is one that is utterly inappropriate for kids.

Why would you even show your kids a movie where people are forced to play a game of survival and if they loosed they're ripped, sliced, and killed in really brutal ways.

I'm not even allowed to watch it. Every time I hear the t.v saying it's going to come on I get chills.

It really isn't that violent. The sequels after Saw II do get pretty brutal though.

20 The Hangover

Really wanna watch it! But my parents say it's too inappropriate, I still have watched Deadpool (Not too bad), Popstar (Almost PG13 without the limo and weed) and Fist Fight (Not bad)

To be fair, no-one should see this lacklustre comedy unless you have never seen any other comedies before.

21 Debris Documentar

I voted to this because is more darkest and more disturbing than herny: portait of a serial killer, seriously, that movie is a crap

22 Rosemary's Baby

It's a movie about a baby being possessed by satan.

23 A Serbian Film

Kids would need to have therapy after watching this film

Nobody should sit through this "film"

24 Return to Oz

I sorta remember watching this a long time ago when I was little, and I had no idea of what the crap was going on. But when I watched AniMat's Top 10 Scariest Disney Moments, I was undeniably shocked. There were disembodied heads, Toto wasn't even in the movie, just a stupid chicken that could talk, both the Land of Oz and Emerald City became a hot mess, some idiotic new characters like Jack Pumpkinhead... and some other foolish folks whose names escape me now. Also, there was an evil Nome King, some crazy dudes on wheelers, and Dorothy was on the verge of getting SHOCK THERAPY! Who in the name of Victor Hugo puts that in a kids movie that supposed to be for kids?! I mean, what was Disney thinking about?!

Talk about not being in Kansas anymore. return to oz was nothing like the original 1939 film at all. this movie was dark. it had creepy monsters called wheelers, decapitated heads screaming, and even dorothy was almost going to take shock therapy. this was one hell of a creepy, creepy movie.

1985 Disney had not one thought about 1939 The Wizard Of Oz! People shouldn't attempt rip offs!

It seems awful! Everyone hates it. I've never seen it. I love the original.

25 Witness Protection
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