Movies You Should Never Take Your Kids to Watch

The Top Ten
1 The Human Centipede

The whole idea of three humans being sewed together from the anus to the mouth is disturbing. But also being forced to eat left over feces from the other person's anus is even more scarier than I thought. NOT A KIDS MOVIE!

Whoever came up with this movie is sick! Being sewed together mouth to anus and being forced to eat someone else's poop is just nasty and disturbing! Honestly, what sick bastard came up with this?!

No one, not children, not adults, should watch this movie.

2 Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

It's gonna be weird having your baby humping on your leg after he sees this movie.

3 Zack and Miri Make a Porno

Pornography will ruin your kid's childhood and he or she will become a selfish ignoramus.

4 Saw

Extreme blood, gore, and sadism will give you kids the worst nightmares for the rest of their lives.

Get over this. I watched this when I was 11. I've watched and read much worse.

Pretty much the whole saw franchise is gore, blood etc. Saw 5..

5 Child's Play

This is not a kids movie. Just because it has a doll in it does not mean it's fro children. It can even incite violence in children. Remember The murder of James Bulger that was inspired by some acts in the third movie in the series? The murderers were 10 year olds! So keep this movie as far away from kids as possible.

This would also frighten your kids into thinking their toys are possessed, because believe it or not, this movie was actually based on a true story. I'm not making this up. It was based on the real life reports of Robert the doll. A doll whom they say is supposed to be possessed by evil spirits.

I've watched Child's play a few years ago and I liked it, I still watch it as of today. It's very intersting. I would totally reccomend this to anyone who really likes myserious/killing movies. 5/5

6 Friday The 13th

Blood, characters being killed, teenagers having sex and stripping, or smoking marijuana and a deformed little boy drowning in a lake. Not a kids movie.

7 Alvin & The Chipmunks: The Squeakquel
8 Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer

It's a movie about a serial killer. What else would you expect?

9 American Psycho

It's a movie where a killer kills people in comedic and over-the-top ways. not a kids movie.

10 A Clockwork Orange

If your kids are religious or believe in jesus christ, don't show them this because there is a scene where alex has a vision of him as one of the romans whipping jesus.

Could you believe that fanboy and chum chum referenced this movie in one episode?

This movie was rated NC-17. That's a rating even more adult than the R rating. It's for adults only. No kids at all.

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The Contenders
11 Dead Alive

Yeah, the cover looks disturbing, though.

12 Goodfellas
13 Alien vs Predator

I have seen both of the movies; I wonder what it's like with both of them fighting

14 Eastern Promises
15 Showgirls

Remix the list Top Ten Movies to Never Let Your Kids Watch on T.V..

Do I really need to say more?

16 Freddy Got Fingered

Not just kids should be kept away from this one.

17 Superbad
18 Borat

That would be hilarious if a teacher brings that movie for kids in elementary school, to see it.
I bet kids would be laughing at this.

It also has a scene where a big fat naked guy is shoving his crotch in another naked guy's face.

Only reason to watch this movie whit your kid is if he is horny on Pam

19 Requiem for a Dream

This film was almost going to be rated NC-17 due to a graphic sex scene. So yeah, don't show your kids this movie. It's not made for them.

If you're planning on sitting in a corner and crying for the next three days, this movie is for you.

Although it would convince your kids not to take drugs

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21 Gremlins

Gremlins is the Spirited Away of films, although the second one is better, I still like this movie and is one of my favorite films of all time.

The black comedy, scary images, and the fact it takes place around Christmas. All of this is too scary for your kids.

My parents did this to me and I'm still terrified. That was about 7 years ago.

22 Shaun of the Dead

Its not that bad

23 Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked

I know that but I have nothing against you hip hop fans at all. It's all of these horrible, horrible rappers I hear today that talk about so much money, women, Jewelry, partying, and drugs that it makes me lose all credibility in rap. It's literally impossible to find a rap song that doesn't have anything raunchy in it. That's what I meant about not having your kids listen to that cover because who knows? They might be listening to lil Wayne or nicki minaj right now, and those artists don't even make kids music. They're one of those Rappers who are killing the genre. Music just has to get better. It just has to.

If your kids a Led Zeppelin fan, don't show them this movie because they've ruined a perfectly good led zeppelin song by adding a rap beat to it (and don't worry it wasn't stairway to heaven, it was rock n roll).

Hey now, I honestly thought that cover was great. It talked about how it didn't matter if you were a rock fan or a rap fan. What mattered is if you were having a great time.

24 The Garbage Pail Kids Movie

That can traumatized the kids

It's pretty dumb

25 Pineapple Express
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