Movies You Should Never Take Your Kids to Watch


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41The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure

This is a stupid yet dumb kids movie

43The Exorcist

I saw this when I was 16...scared the living CRAP out of me...could not sleep for at LEAST a month and was always checking over my shoulder - Co0lk1d25

44The Silence of the Lambs

It's a great movie, but I would not recommend it for kids. There's bad language and a lot of disturbing images.

45Watership Down
46Billy Madison

Too many sex jokes and this movie is stupid as hell

48Sausage Party
49Final Destination 2
50Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked

I know that but I have nothing against you hip hop fans at all. It's all of these horrible, horrible rappers I hear today that talk about so much money, women, Jewelry, partying, and drugs that it makes me lose all credibility in rap. It's literally impossible to find a rap song that doesn't have anything raunchy in it. That's what I meant about not having your kids listen to that cover because who knows? They might be listening to lil Wayne or nicki minaj right now, and those artists don't even make kids music. They're one of those Rappers who are killing the genre. Music just has to get better. It just has to.

Hey now, I honestly thought that cover was great. It talked about how it didn't matter if you were a rock fan or a rap fan. What mattered is if you were having a great time.

If your kids a Led Zeppelin fan, don't show them this movie because they've ruined a perfectly good led zeppelin song by adding a rap beat to it (and don't worry it wasn't stairway to heaven, it was rock n roll).

And how do you know?

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Even that one scene where Hit Girl is killing all of the bad guys while The Banana Splits show theme is playing in the background. if your kid loves the banana splits, then I don't think he'd be comfortable hearing the theme song in a grisly action sequence.

Lots and lots of graphic violence is too scary for kids. And would you even expect this to be a kids movie when it's called kick-ass?

If you aren't looking closely, you might accidentally think this is a movie for kids, but its not at all.
It is very funny though.

53Cannibal Holocaust

Your kid doesn't wanna see real animals get tortured onscreen. And I'm not making this up. There were actually real live animals killed while filming. They're not special effects at all.

54I Spit on Your Grave
55The Evil Dead

Your kid would probably wet their pants if they saw it. There's a lot of blood and the dead possessing the living is quite disturbing.

56The Last House On the Left (1972)

I saw this movie since I was 5. My parents took me to the drive in.

57The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
59Taxi Driver
60A Nightmare on Elm Street
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