Top Ten Musical Instruments You'd Like to Drop On Nicki Minaj's Head

You want to drop a musical instrument on Nicki Minaj, but which one?
The Top Ten
1 Piano The piano is a musical instrument played using a keyboard, which is a row of keys that the performer presses down or strikes with the fingers and thumbs of both hands.

I think the crushing weight would at least give her a few injuries in the legs arms, back, etc.

And it wouldn't damage the piano, landing on something soft!

Waste of a good piano. Crash cymbals would be better.

The first sense of tune to get into her head.

2 Contrabass Tuba

If you don't know what this is, just look it up. Drop this on Nicki's head, and she will surely get hurt from getting hit by a bunch of brass.

3 Marimba

Again, look it up if you don't know what it is. You will hear a thud and a disturbing screech, and probably a few broken bones in the process.

4 Glockenspiel

Sorry of you have had to look most of these up, but the are all heavy. This will surely make a scene if dropped on somebody's head Hopefully it gives Nicki a concussion.

Nobody knows what this is, but will get more famous once it drops on her head.

5 Contrabass Saxophone

Sorry if you don't know these instruments! This one will make Nicki Minaj hurt for DAYS.

This would knock that plastic in her face down to her legs

6 Vibraphone

I'll just explain this one. It's like a piano, only played with mallets. This will make her break some ribs, at least.

7 Crash Cymbals

These are actually really heavy, and should do some damage to a human body.

8 Timpani

In advance, I apologize for all these percussion terms. At least this instrument will do some damage to Nicki.

9 Concert Bass Drum

They are so heavy, I bet I could at least give Nicki Minaj some kind of deformity.

10 Full Size Tuba

These may be smaller than a contrabass tuba, but they will still pack a punch.

The Contenders
11 Piccolo

Wouldn't do much, but you CAN always smash it on her hand...

These are too small. Won't do a thing to her.

That is too small. Won't even injure her.

Id miss on purpose

12 Pipe Organ
13 Cello The cello or violoncello is a bowed or plucked string instrument with four strings tuned in perfect fifths.

Those are pretty big instruments.

14 Bass
15 Ukulele The ukulele is a member of the lute family of instruments; it generally employs four nylon or gut strings or four courses of strings.

I wouldn't. It would be sad having to smash a good ukulele - Unnamed Google User Remade

16 A Set of Drums
17 Flute The flute is a family of musical instruments in the woodwind group. Unlike woodwind instruments with reeds, a flute is an aerophone or reedless wind instrument that produces its sound from the flow of air across an opening.
18 Xylophone
19 Chimes
20 Theremin
21 Organ
22 Subcontrabass Tuba

Just... just look it up.

23 Oboe Oboes belong to the classification of double reed woodwind instruments. Oboes are usually made of wood, but there are also oboes made of synthetic materials.
24 Kettledrums
25 Triangle
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