Top Ten Musical Instruments You'd Like to Drop On Nicki Minaj's Head
You want to drop a musical instrument on Nicki Minaj, but which one?I think the crushing weight would at least give her a few injuries in the legs arms, back, etc.
And it wouldn't damage the piano, landing on something soft!
Waste of a good piano. Crash cymbals would be better.
The first sense of tune to get into her head.
If you don't know what this is, just look it up. Drop this on Nicki's head, and she will surely get hurt from getting hit by a bunch of brass.
Again, look it up if you don't know what it is. You will hear a thud and a disturbing screech, and probably a few broken bones in the process.
Sorry of you have had to look most of these up, but the are all heavy. This will surely make a scene if dropped on somebody's head Hopefully it gives Nicki a concussion.
Nobody knows what this is, but will get more famous once it drops on her head.
Sorry if you don't know these instruments! This one will make Nicki Minaj hurt for DAYS.
This would knock that plastic in her face down to her legs
I'll just explain this one. It's like a piano, only played with mallets. This will make her break some ribs, at least.
These are actually really heavy, and should do some damage to a human body.
In advance, I apologize for all these percussion terms. At least this instrument will do some damage to Nicki.
They are so heavy, I bet I could at least give Nicki Minaj some kind of deformity.
These may be smaller than a contrabass tuba, but they will still pack a punch.
Wouldn't do much, but you CAN always smash it on her hand...
These are too small. Won't do a thing to her.
That is too small. Won't even injure her.
Id miss on purpose
Those are pretty big instruments.
I wouldn't. It would be sad having to smash a good ukulele - Unnamed Google User Remade
Just... just look it up.