Top Ten Best Names For New Users On TheTopTens

The Top Ten
1 Notbritgirl

That is actually really creative! Kudos for whoever put this on here. But don't get the wrong idea, I like Britgirl, but this would be a cool username.

This is funny! Especially if you like Britgirl!

2 WhatABrandNewUser
3 SomeTopTenner

Love it. It's random.

4 NotAjkloth
5 ITriedToThinkOfAGoodUsernameButThisIsTheBestICouldComeUpWith

Best User Ever c

6 moonwolf
7 TheBeatlesBiggestFan

Er, that's basically everyone on this site.

Unless you don't like the Beatles... Puh, who doesn't like the Beatles?!

8 PatrickStar

This username is already taken.

9 ACoolButFunnyUser
10 ILOVESpongeBob
The Contenders
11 RandomUsername

Problem is that it's an anagram of Ransomed Manure.

12 FasterThanSonic

Already took that name.

13 GamerOnForever527
14 ComputerAlways10
15 Uraniumhippy

I'm proud of having thought this one up. I almost wish I'd called myself this. If anyone uses this name, you may thank me.

16 HiroshimaBombFart

This is hilarious! Oh, someone PLEASE use this!

17 BritishGirl

Laugh out loud... BritGirl honey, you got some competition!

18 I'mTheBestAndYourNot

Obviously you're not. Because of the grammar mistake.

I'm not the best. In fact, NOBODY is the best.

Nobody is the best. It's all Gods decision.

19 LikeCars5672
20 ElectronWildHawk

There is someone with this username. Unfortunately when I read his profile it was very clear that it was SelfDestruct again

Then someone must create a ProtonWildhawk! For electronwildhawk to surround and for PositronWildhawk to be always confused with!

You'd have more dignity than NegatronWildhawk ever did. Because he was SelfDestruct.

Great for PositronWildHawk fans!

21 GooPie8
22 EnglishCrumpet

YES! Don't know why this one, out of all of them struck me as hilarious. But it did. I want this name.

23 AFigmentOfYourImagination
24 LightSpeed
25 JUSTINBEBEIRSUCKS100099%

That spelling mistake combined with that mathematical atrocity will get any user of this name punched in the face by his/her computer the second that this name is registered.

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