Other Names for Flatulence

Quite possibly the funniest sound God ever created. A noise deserving of equally amusing names.
The Top Ten
1 Voice of the toothless one

my dad said that once it took me a while to know he farted

if one of my parents said this I would be so embarassed

2 The skunk has left the barn
3 Rip one
4 Passing gas
5 Silent but deadly
6 Fart
7 Damn ducks!
8 Chanel No. 2
9 Cry of the lonely turd

oh my gosh me and my friend can't stop laughing!

10 Gas
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11 Rectum roar

LMFAO... this cracks me up

12 Play the butt trumpet
13 Prison break Prison Break is an American television serial drama created by Paul Scheuring, that was broadcast on Fox for four seasons, from 2005 to 2009. The series revolves around two brothers.

We use this all the time now

14 Stinker
15 Gasser
16 Bung blast
17 Fluff

This term can be used politely by children to refer to an event/activity that brings them great joy.

18 Pooting

quite honestly the stupidest one listed.

19 Ripping a hole in your pant's
20 Blow mud
21 Heiny burp
22 Cut the cheese
23 Barking spiders

For some reason this one cracks me up. Spider whimper just doesn't do it.

Just strikes me as funny. One of those unknowns.

24 Hot garbage
25 Deadly poo wind
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