Best Out of Context Book/Movie Spoilers

Don't mention the book or movie they're from for more fun ;)

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The Top Ten
1 Her old lover tired to burn her kids for revenge, but the kids weren't hers, they were her sister's
2 The three ghosts visit the grumpy old man, and then he unexpectedly buys a massive turkey to give to his neighbour
3 The young man turned out to be the lead singer of a popular band, but he was also an undercover werewolf
4 The silver cat was not Feathertail.

SPOILERS: it was Stormfur.

5 Zelda, the younger girl and the pig all died.

Well, that's all I can think of for now!

6 They Were in Patrick's Head.
7 The Body in the Middle is Alive.
8 Pamela Wants Revenge.
9 Jeff "Forgives" John.
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