Top Ten Phrases for Using the Bathroom

The Top Ten

1 Dropping a Deuce

2 Taking a Dump

This always makes me think of the Check Please guy. Gone so long because he was havin' a dump, innit?

3 Taking a P***

piss is not a bad word

4 Draining Your Lizard

This implies the creator of the list hates lizards and calls them poop/pee.

5 Taking a Leak

6 Having the Runs

7 Having the Squirts

8 Taking a S***

Best thing to say, EVERY time

9 Taking a Crap

10 Defecating

The Contenders

11 Pinching a Loaf

12 Hitting the Head

13 Going To The Loo

14 Go potty

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