Top 10 Pieces of Advice that Advice Dog Could Give

The Top Ten

1 Hitler wasn't that bad... after all he killed Hitler

2 Steal the candy... from the medicine cabinet

3 Bring a gun to school... show everyone how cool it is

4 Having hard time staying awake in class... snort a line of cocaine

5 Want to fight hunger & poverty... convince the homeless to be cannibals

6 Kill the hooker... get your money back

Brilliant! Thanks for the advice, Advice Dog.

Best piece of advice I've ever had

7 Want more popularity on TheTopTens... post how sad and miserable you are

I try to be the opposite, but our Advice Dog overlord will destroy me...

If only Advice Dog knew TheTopTens!

8 Baby won't stop crying... put it in the freezer

9 Nobody is perfect... until you get plastic surgery

10 Want to be relevant on TheTopTens... be a troll

The Contenders

11 Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life

12 Drink bleach... live forever

13 Want a dead baby... go to Best Buy

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