Top Ten Most Pointless Mario Kart Characters of All TimeDCfnaf Hey guys, I will not be counting characters that are seen regularly in the top ten. (As much as I hate Daisy and Waluigi). Some of you might hate Funky Kong or Toadette, but I don't so they didn't make the top ten. Feel free to write down who you do hate in the contenders area. You all know who my number one is. Okay, enjoy!
The Top Ten
I Agree, Pink Gold Peach Is Trash - VideoGamefan5
Nintendo decided "hey let's NOT include Bowser with the Koopalings and put in PGP". This is a stupid waste of space that can be easily replaced. PAULINE, BIRDO, HONEY QUEEN, ANYBODY ELSE. - DCfnaf
NB did, DCfnaf. Check out his 'top ten worst Mario kart characters'list on YouTube.
...you're right...holy crap...just saw it today. Literally said "Guys Pink Gold Peach...PINK GOLD PEACH" are you serious? Man...this feels really weird right now... - DCfnafV 5 Comments
Garbage characters for the win! Tanooki Mario is a perfect example of a DLC "waste pick". Why did we need ANOTHER Mario? "Hey guys! We're lazy! Let's just take the leaf power up from the 3D games and throw it in here? FANTASTIC! " At least it's kinda cool how he can turn into a stone statue. But either way, I really can't stand that this took up a DLC space that could've went to someone else (cough cough Bowser Jr).
Now we all know that there are a few problems with the DLC for Mario Kart 8. What's the main problem? Most of the characters we get are garbage. Say hello to Cat Peach. All Nintendo did was take her from Super Mario 3D World and pasted her in here. Please raise your hand if you are one of the people that requested this to be in the game. I'm SO glad we got this furry mess instead of a character that was left out of Mario Kart 8 like Petey Piranha and Diddy Kong or maybe someone new like Boom Boom or Kamek. Thanks Nintendo! At least they gave us an extra female character.
Ladies and gentle-mushrooms, we have hit clone territory! Brace yourselves buckle in, get ready for a turdfest! Ugh. Metal Mario. How come people hate Pink Gold Peach and then turn around and like Metal Mario? He's the root of all the garbage. His design is the same in Mario Kart 7 and 8...it's just Mario encased in a sheet of metal! Nothing more, nothing less! Any differences besides costume? Yes. Metal Mario is basically Bizarro Superman. That's IT! Look at how lazy this is! At least with the babies they look completely different! This is just a lazy reskin of Mario from SM64!
The baby character hype train ain't over yet folks! Welcome aboard, Baby Rosalina! Yay! Three cheers for crappy characters! Hip Hip...WHY! Why does this character exist? Thinking in the most general manner, I could see Baby Mario, Baby Luigi, Baby Peach, and Baby Daisy all growing up at the same time. But Baby Rosalina? I'll never understand this one. This character was created simply for the sake of making Mario Kart 8's roster bigger. Thinking about it, Rosalina is technically Peach with her hair down and a teal dress. At least she had a role in Super Mario Galaxy's story. It's not like there was a demand to create a baby form of Rosalina either. At least with Toadette you have a female version of Toad. We could've gotten ANY other female Mario character instead of a second Rosalina. Does Nintendo have a machine that brings Baby characters to life? I got an idea! Why don't we have Baby Waluigi! Oh, I Know! Baby Birdo! Wait, even better! Baby Dry Bowser! Yes! Those extra juicy ideas ...more
Great. My least favorite Mario Character got a clone. This was easily the biggest waste pick in Mario Kart Wii. Baby Mario, Baby Luigi, and Baby Peach existed in Yoshi's Island and Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time, so they make sense. Baby Daisy was never a thing until Mario Kart Wii. It would've made more sense for her debut to be in Mario Kart: Double Dash. If Baby Peach was in it we would know that Baby Peach just needed a doubles partner. It would still be stupid, but it would be somewhat excusable. But since she's in Mario Kart Wii, she has no reason to exist. All she does is take up a lightweight spot.
Yup. This character was in a Mario Kart game. Mario Kart 7. The only significant thing the she did in Mario Galaxy was let Mario...uh...well you can search her up. So naturally she's a perfect candidate to be playable, RIGHT? Never mind that she isn't important in any way. Never mind that it wouldn't make sense for her to suddenly be small enough to fit into a kart! Never mind that no one on Earth cares about this character's existence. Never mind that there are so many cooler characters from Mario Galaxy ALONE that could be playable (Lubba, Whittles, Gearmos, etc.) Her royal waste of space prevented characters like Bowser Jr, Diddy Kong, and Waluigi from getting a spot on the roster.
You need to give me a reason as to why Rosalina sucks. Either you hate her just because you feel like it or you're a Daisy fan. She is one of my favorite characters to play as in Mario Kart so unless you give me a reason as to why you hate this character, I'm not going to agree with you. - DCfnafV 6 Comments
So Lakitu...why the heck is he driving? That doesn't even make sense to me! In every Mario Kart title, Lakitu was the guy who started the race and fished players from pits and holes. Yes, people have told me the shell color is different. I know that Lakitu is a species and there can be multiple versions of him, but it feels strange when Lakitu saves Lakitu. It's like a paradox! Koopas and Paratroopas have been playable as well, but they don't have more significance in Mario Kart. Call me picky, because I am.
"WHAT? WIGGLER? I LIKE HIM A LOT! DISLIKE COMMENT! " I hear you all screaming. I think it's interesting we get him as a playable character. We've seen Wiggler as vehicles and now he's playable...hmm...weird. What exactly does Wiggler have? Arms or legs? Normally he wears shoes. Now he wears gloves...maybe Wiggler is the scariest Mario character...
Oh look! It's the guy who saved the video game industry! He tried to kill James Rolfe one time, and he even has his own NES game! Well...two! R.O.B. is a very interesting character and we should all praise him like a god for sneaking Nintendo onto toy shelves during the video game crash of 1983! You heard that right, the NES was marketed as a toy to get into stores at first because stores wouldn't take "video games" from the crash! You sly dogs! Anyway history lesson over, I really don't understand his purpose here. I think it's weird that non-Mario Characters are coming into Mario Kart. I'm okay with Link and Isabelle and stuff like that because it is DLC. R.O.B. isn't necessarily a bad character, he's just way too out there.
I'm voting for him so Rosalina drops. - DCfnaf
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2. Tanooki Mario
3. Cat Peach