Top Ten Most Pointless Songs of All Time

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1Baby - Justin Bieber

And I was like baby baby baby

And I was like shut up shut up shut up NOO

Worst song in history yet 75% of the people at my school sing it 24/7. - Alpha101

PositronWildhawk! I shall never forgive you for this. That girlboy's face is now here for the duration...AND...we are invited to listen to the sample, if you please! Tsk! - Britgirl

Alpha, I feel you. you are not alone.

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2Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj

Haha I'm not sure why some of these songs are on here? Some of them are quite entertaining so long as you don't listen to them too many times. although it was hard choosing between nicki and Justin when I detest them both and their songs.

Why? Why was this just plain obscene song written? - PositronWildhawk

I have a hard time believing that this song is meant to be taken seriously. It honestly sounds like a parody of something.

I can't take this music video seriously, it's a joke right? It has to be - mysterious

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3Friday - Rebecca Black

Dear God, the pointlessness of this song actually HURTS me. - dureckl

Pointless. But baby isn't pointless! You can make fun of it! - istooduptoabully

Lol it's so funny I came across this! Just today me and my friends were making fun of it by singing "ITS FRIDAY, ITS FRIDAY, I DON'T CARE THAT ITS FRIDAY" - TheAlbinoWolf

It's just ruining people's Fridays - AlphaQ

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4Barbie Girl - Aqua

What happened to the world that made this popular?!?! - PositronWildhawk

This song is okay. Although what's so popular about Barbie.. ?

The song that turned Barbie into a sex figure.

Listen to Weird Al's parody of it.

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5That's Not My Name - The Ting Tings

First of all the ting ting's is the worst name ever

I laughed to death when I found out the name of this artist - Harri666

6Thrift Shop - Macklemore

How is this song pointless? It's a rap song, that fights consumerism, and isn't about some douche who spends all his money on gucci and armani! This song is art!

This song is not pointless. It's all about rappers always mentioning items all through their songs. And it has a great tune and beat

A rap song about a thrift shop? Come on!

Absolutely hate this song.

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7Who Let the Dogs Out - Baha Men

This should top the list. It's heart-wrenching nonsense.

Its not horrible but it is pointless, I mean really Baha men? We know you let the dogs out its called reversed psychology - mysterious

I like this song. Maybe it is pointless but it's catchy in my opinion. - OriginalVisionary

It may be pointless but I still like the song - Ajkloth

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8Anaconda - Nicki Minaj

Definitely dreadful and completely meaningless, as usual with this twat. - PositronWildhawk

It is really absurd. Nothing else - divphygamer

What the hell is this song all about I hate it

Only Sir Mix-A-Lot made it better, with the "My Anaconda don't..."

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9#selfie - The Chainsmokers

So, pointless! Who wants to know about some girl texting her boyfriend!? - funnyuser

This isn't even a song. She's just talking. She's not even trying to sing, either. It's just her talking with sound in the background. Should be in the top 5. - SlimVeggie

This should be in the top 5 area, this is NOT singing NOR is it rap, its just some girl talking like cray cray while there is a beat playing

Even more pointless than the nine songs above it COMBINED. This song defines pointless.

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10Umbrella - Rihanna

It doesn't really have a big point but I like it though I like the less popular elvis presley version of the song - simpsondude

This song is just about her boyfriend can stay under an umbrella with her... Pointless. - funnyuser

This was at number 1 for weeks and in that time, most of the time it rained - I jest not. I agree. This is just a pointless, tuneless, souless, boring, mind-numbing, brain-aching, teeh-grinding, suicide-inducing, fingernails-on-blackboard, NOISE!
Thank you. That is all. - Britgirl

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The Newcomers

?Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen
?Young, Wild & Free - Snoop Dogg & Wiz Khalifa

The Contenders

11Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin

Who the hell put this song on this list. Stairway to heaven is the most meaningful dog in the history of music. It takes a lot of digging in to truly understand what this song means. Anyone who thinks "it's pointless" is just a stupid idiot with no musical taste or talent whatsoever. It hurts me inside to see possibly the most complex and greatest song in history on this list.

What a hypocrite. Everyone else "stinks" and you've insulted us, but one word said about this song ad you have to get all mad, acting like we are idiots who will never understand life. Stop acting like your genre is supreme ruler because there are nicer (and possibly better) ones too. Calling people "stupid idiot" will get you nowhere in life. Learn to accept others opinions. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

The songs sounds good, but the lyrics make less than no sense.

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12The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?) - Ylvis

Dog goes woof, cat goes meow, ugh, the pointlessness of this song hurts me.

This song is so dumb I don't know how it was ever popular - Ajkloth

But there's a sound, that no one knoows...

WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?

*random weird sounds*

13Boyfriend - Justin Bieber

He can't really rap, but he just wants to show how 'good' he raps to the people.. And he can't even drive a sports car!

Thus Justin just rules this list

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14Best Song Ever - One Direction

In reality, it's the worst song ever.

I don't know what's worse, this lame excuse for a song, Baby, or Anaconda. Why did 1D even name this song "Best Song Ever", it should be called "Worst Song Ever" - PizzaGuy

This is the worst song ever. I wasted my time listening to it. One direction completely sucks. This song is sure to be the worst ever

How ironic it's the worse song ever - mysterious

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15Mickey - Toni Basil

First time I heard this, I was two years old. My mother put it on. That was probably how I learnt fear. - PositronWildhawk

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16Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus

I can not believe I had to add this on it does not make sense at all - BigBrotherSucks

It should be number 1 - BigBrotherSucks

17Hot Problems - Double Take
18Lollipop - Lil Wayne

A very pointless and annoying song, has way too much auto tune, and he is saying the samething over and over again, he sounds like a broken record.

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19Birthday Cake - Rihanna
20Story of My Life - One Direction
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